No Pathfinder love for Mexico? I promise to be a worthy representative, as this aliosa says PAtM = Paizonian Ambassador to Mexico
Seriously!
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*Bump post to have the thread handy*
The king crowned himself Emerator today! Long live the Emperator! *suckup*
*Picks teeth with stinger* huh?
*lashes the Mighty tongue of bug nom nom +5 and grans the bug* Nom nom nom.... funny...tastes like Kobold...
*Feeds cottage cheese to the poor diseased rodent*
What an offensive invasion! I shall compain with the King!!!!
Quit smoking the grass! Dar hippies!
Any idea on where's King David?
I'll raise taxes on my land so I can attend to PaizoCOn II, I hope the king doesn't mind...or finds out...
*gets out of the way of Sir Houstonderek and watches him dancing with the succubus* Nomnomnom... butter popcorn, yummi!
Yay! Naked succubus dancers!!! *Grabs some popcorn and watches while trying not to drool*
So, Grand King David, How much Awshoot are we granted and where can we spend it?
*the Chihuahua Swarm -still in effect- harrases the little diseased rodent* Yipyapyipyipyapyipyapyipyipyap...
*Cast Summon Chihuahua Swarm* That should take care of the vermin. If they don't eat it, he'll flee in terror away from the annoying yapping of those little pests. Please forgive the riot in the meantime.
But Tim is the closest thing we have to a clerk! Who did you lash Don Butterfrog? It better not have been my coat again! I lashed a clerk, those in charge of doing legal paperwork and menial stuf like that. I would lash a Cleric! (unless she asked me to ;) )
You need to change your title, Don Butterfrog, Paizoian Ambassabor to Mexico. ;-) Damn clerks never get anything right. I had him 100-lashed for his fault, which its fixed now, oh, HS&P Timitus.
I request a title... Who do I slay/save/backrub to get a title?
Here I am my league. You will have to excuse my poor Noble talk, I can barely speak proper english... Where is my landgrant and my damsels? Where are my peasants and knights? Are there any quests waiting for me my Lord? |