Beating his chest and roaring, Jackin rejoices that his fiendish nature allows him to digest outsiders, and that he is not subject to illusions. If only he had the power of speech!
OOO-OOO!
umm did I forget to bring up there mouths act as spheres of annihilation to anything they eat?
"Get naked"? Poodles is always naked.
*BEEP!*
Transforms into a minigun platform and begins spraying the demonic monkey infestation with hot lead
Sees the Hot Dangerous Goddess, skates to her side, kicks off the used, lifeless monkey skates, seizes the goddess in his paw, scales the highest tower of the Jack estate as he sizes up, grips the top of the tower, drapes the goddess over the top sexily, and commences deafening roars, chest-beating, and knocking down of any flying enemies.
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR RRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Sigh. Really, this might have worked on my dormant form. But I do not put up with such nonsense.
*Summons adamantine chains to tie the Ape to the tower. Glides down.*
its so much fun the things you can do once you have the right tools
Looks up from the beaten bloody carcass of Jackinape
Well, that's a good days work! Minions! Grab the booze and let's jet!
The swarm of flying fiendish tribble monkeys grab all the Jack's liquor and fly out, heading for the shimmering gate Evil Monkey has conjured. They fly in and the portal zaps shut.
Really, this might have worked on my dormant form. But I do not put up with such nonsense.
Oooo! A switch.
Good work monkey now home to the BBQ and orgy!
vanishes in a cloud of tribbles
Sits up, dislodging many empties
Anyone wanna tell me what the fnck just happened?
pops head back in You really should stop by goddess will roast a village of elves in you honor
POps out
Sees the Hot Dangerous Goddess, skates to her side, kicks off the used, lifeless monkey skates, seizes the goddess in his paw, scales the highest tower of the Jack estate as he sizes up, grips the top of the tower, drapes the goddess over the top sexily, and commences deafening roars, chest-beating, and knocking down of any flying enemies.
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR RRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Sigh. Really, this might have worked on my dormant form. But I do not put up with such nonsense.
*Summons adamantine chains to tie the Ape to the tower. Glides down.*
Sits up, dislodging many empties
Anyone wanna tell me what the fnck just happened?
A disappointingly short invasion. I require more chaos. And bloodshed.
Let's see, what does Jackin do with chains? You guessed it! He bursts them. He calls to his new lady friend as she departs. When she is gone, he leaps down to the ground and takes Evil Monkey's carcass out to the compost heap. Any dying tribbles he consumes.
pops head back in You really should stop by goddess will roast a village of elves in you honor
POps out
Frowns slightly Only ONE village? Standards in the abyss have obviously slipped since I last visited.
Sees the Hot Dangerous Goddess, skates to her side, kicks off the used, lifeless monkey skates, seizes the goddess in his paw, scales the highest tower of the Jack estate as he sizes up, grips the top of the tower, drapes the goddess over the top sexily, and commences deafening roars, chest-beating, and knocking down of any flying enemies.
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR RRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Sigh. Really, this might have worked on my dormant form. But I do not put up with such nonsense.
*Summons adamantine chains to tie the Ape to the tower. Glides down.*
That form wasn't so dormant yesterday. *wink*
Frowns slightly Only ONE village? Standards in the abyss have obviously slipped since I last visited.
Well it is short notice. I mean we could get some gnomes but...gnomes taste a bit funny
But we you will get ya a nice human nation off some world
Gos off to make plans
That form wasn't so dormant yesterday. *wink*
Your infatuation with my lesser form amuses me.
A disappointingly short invasion. I require more chaos. And bloodshed.
groans again
And just who the fnck are you? Oh, my head hurts so ..
ACME! Stop wasting bullets and get me a shot of something!
Reforms into robot configuration. Heads to bar. Zips over to Malice Jack
*BEEP*
I am sorry to report sir, that the fiendish invaders stole all of our liquor. We are ...dry sir.
OW! That hurt my head!
*Hands the Acme Robot a bottle of Tequila of Sobriety.* Give him some of this.
Snags bottle from Acme and chugs
Glug glug glug .....
Hey? What's this? I cna .. erk. fnord ..
Malice Jack stutters and falls still, his eyes dimming
Reforms into robot configuration. Heads to bar. Zips over to Malice Jack
*BEEP*
I am sorry to report sir, that the fiendish invaders stole all of our liquor. We are ...dry sir.
Actually, they only got some of it. I just checked the basement. There's plenty there.
No worries, boys. I just came out of the back room, where all the good liquor is stored. I had Reggie move it there last night and put all of that cheap booze in the bar, because I had a feeling something was up. Also, our back room has been magicked by the wizard, and alcohol may only be removed from it by a Jack.
Your infatuation with my lesser form amuses me.That form wasn't so dormant yesterday. *wink*
What lesser form? I only see you right now. I really like it when your hair is pulled up like that. It really accentuates the curve of your neck.
where's the freakin missing posts!?
POPS IN OK goddess the orgy has started, the BBQ is hot and the sacrifices are a waiting
pops out in a cloud of tribbles
You know, I leave for a few minutes to deal with real life and the whole place goes to hell in a handbasket. What the frakk?
I think lynora-Jill went Sybil on us. But I kinda like her alter ego. At least she encourages our 'more aggressive' tendencies.
Sad thing is that she's associating with the tribble dude. That's pretty desperate.
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You know, I leave for a few minutes to deal with real life and the whole place goes to hell in a handbasket. What the frakk?I think lynora-Jill went Sybil on us. But I kinda like her alter ego. At least she encourages our 'more aggressive' tendencies.
Sad thing is that she's associating with the tribble dude. That's pretty desperate.
Yeah, but they have nothing on us, we Jacks are pure evil.
POPS IN
I am having a orgy/BBQ event over at the layer you are all invited...watch the nymphs they bit....I really do mean that
Pops out in a cloud of tribbles
I guess we never should have invited the priestess to join. Truely the jacks are a bad influnce on someone so pure.
Pure? smiles
Heh heh heh. You said, 'hard'.
You know, I leave for a few minutes to deal with real life and the whole place goes to hell in a handbasket. What the frakk?I think lynora-Jill went Sybil on us. But I kinda like her alter ego. At least she encourages our 'more aggressive' tendencies.
Sad thing is that she's associating with the tribble dude. That's pretty desperate.
Just start a nice war for me and I'll be back, honey. The tribble dude is at least giving me all the souls I can eat.
The tribble dude is at least giving me all the souls I can eat.
They will go straight to your thighs.
Just start a nice war for me and I'll be back, honey. The tribble dude is at least giving me all the souls I can eat.You know, I leave for a few minutes to deal with real life and the whole place goes to hell in a handbasket. What the frakk?I think lynora-Jill went Sybil on us. But I kinda like her alter ego. At least she encourages our 'more aggressive' tendencies.
Sad thing is that she's associating with the tribble dude. That's pretty desperate.
They can never be as satisfying as a Hungry Jack meal and an Acme mai-tai.
They will go straight to your thighs.And then before you know it, you're wearing the stretchiest pair of sweatpants you can find in the celestial department store.
One of the benefits of being a goddess is never getting fat. After all, I can cram a thousand years worth of exercise into a one hour workout. ;)
One of the benefits of being a goddess is never getting fat. After all, I can cram a thousand years worth of exercise into a one hour workout. ;)They will go straight to your thighs.And then before you know it, you're wearing the stretchiest pair of sweatpants you can find in the celestial department store.
She shoulda named herself the Goddess of Dangerous Curves.
She shoulda named herself the Goddess of Dangerous Curves.
Or the Goddess of denial.
She was a sun priestess.I guess we never should have invited the priestess to join. Truely the jacks are a bad influnce on someone so pure.Pure? smiles
What was she doing worshiping that evil entity that took her over?