yea, but incorporeal does have its advantagesIt's one of the Glitter Fairies from Twilight. Get him!
*throws empty beer cans at faux vampire*
Didn't I tell you not to watch Twilight, which is a written by-law of the Jacks?
*throws empty beers cans at Jackhammer*
I didn't! Honest!
i'm no vampire! i'm a wraith!
Glitter wraith!
*lobs empty beer cans at shiny wraith*
"Here sweetie." *Hands JH a beer can full of holy water.* "Throw that at him. It'll hurt more."
Where'd that priest go? We need a turn undead!
"Here sweetie." *Hands JH a beer can full of holy water.* "Throw that at him. It'll hurt more."
*Takes a sip, because beer is the Jack Cult Holy Water and it is in the traditional Chalice of Beer Goodness*
PFFFFFTTT! This is really holy water!
*throws it at the Glitter Wraith*
"Here sweetie." *Hands JH a beer can full of holy water.* "Throw that at him. It'll hurt more."*Takes a sip, because beer is the Jack Cult Holy Water and it is in the traditional Chalice of Beer Goodness*
PFFFFFTTT! This is really holy water!
*throws it at the Glitter Wraith*
"Well, I wouldn't have told you to throw it if it were beer, silly." ^.^
"Here sweetie." *Hands JH a beer can full of holy water.* "Throw that at him. It'll hurt more."*Takes a sip, because beer is the Jack Cult Holy Water and it is in the traditional Chalice of Beer Goodness*
PFFFFFTTT! This is really holy water!
*throws it at the Glitter Wraith*
Here, drink this unholy beer to wash that holy water aftertaste down
*hands over budweiser*
"Here sweetie." *Hands JH a beer can full of holy water.* "Throw that at him. It'll hurt more."*Takes a sip, because beer is the Jack Cult Holy Water and it is in the traditional Chalice of Beer Goodness*
PFFFFFTTT! This is really holy water!
*throws it at the Glitter Wraith*
Here, drink this unholy beer to wash that holy water aftertaste down
*hands over budweiser*
Thanks!
yea, but incorporeal does have its advantages
Well yes, peeking into the girl's showers comes to mind.
I'll be running bar.
Hands each club member the Glacier
yea, but incorporeal does have its advantagesWell yes, peeking into the girl's showers comes to mind.
I'll be running bar.
Hands each club member the Glacier
*downs the drink in one smooth motion and slams glass down on the bar*
Whooo! That thing has quite a kick.
*giggle*
Give me another one.
*tries to stand up and falls over*
*giggle*
I meant to do that. ;)
ha, i believed i have out lived the anger of the angry jack cult!
That will never happen.
I meant to do that. ;)
Oooh, that's classy!
Cheers!
ha, i believed i have out lived the anger of the angry jack cult!... unless someone wishes to prove me wrong...
Death Touch Sucks to be you.
Should we try out the new Jack's Sonic Disruptor on the incorporeal intruder? I have a canister of Barry Manilow loaded and ready to go. If that doesn't have enough force there's some Lady Man Gaga too.
We can't use the Paris Hilton, 'cause we still haven't replaced all the glass.
Should we try out the new Jack's Sonic Disruptor on the incorporeal intruder? I have a canister of Barry Manilow loaded and ready to go.
Sounds fun. Go for it!
Putting on the protective ear wear, JH aims the JSD-2010 at the wraith and fires. The wraith is blasted with Copacabana.
He readies a canister of You've Lost That Loving Feeling
i thought we had already establish i was a wraith....ha, i believed i have out lived the anger of the angry jack cult!... unless someone wishes to prove me wrong...Death Touch Sucks to be you.
My death touch kills wraiths. I'm just that awesome.
*dead wraith lands in Copacabana*
Clean up on Aisle 3!
Where's that robot? Or Reginald? I'm not cleaning that up. It still might have cabana on it!
My death touch kills wraiths. I'm just that awesome.i thought we had already establish i was a wraith....ha, i believed i have out lived the anger of the angry jack cult!... unless someone wishes to prove me wrong...Death Touch Sucks to be you.
Yes, yes she is. :P
Walks into the thread and leaves and plate from of nachos and warm nacho cheese on the tables for the jacks. He approaches Sunny D. and both start a whispered conversation. Sunny G snickers then laughs. The Slaad then turns, salutes the Jacks and leaves the thread
Drinks anyone?
Slaad nacho cheese and booze? It's good to be the kings of OTD.
.....the kings of OTD.
What the? Hey! There are no poodles in here!
Anyone seen Panama Jack?
Anyone seen Panama Jack?
He's on Safari. Don't worry, he'll be back before you know it.
Anyone seen Panama Jack?He's on Safari. Don't worry, he'll be back before you know it.
Last I saw, the film crew was following him and Panama Jill up the hill. I think they were fetching a pail of Dark & Stormys.
Last I saw, the film crew was following him and Panama Jill up the hill. I think they were fetching a pail of Dark & Stormys.Anyone seen Panama Jack?He's on Safari. Don't worry, he'll be back before you know it.
I didn't know there was a Panama Jill. I'd love to meet her. Maybe she can make sense of some of Panama Jack's stories. They're wonderfully exciting, but a little prone to confusing digressions.
I've been on Safari. I tell you eating natives is fun.
*dead wraith lands in Copacabana*Where's that lazy-ass Ghostbuster Jack when you need him?
He's still tied up in court with Huey Lewis over the theme song.
Jack Hammer has another idea for a satellite thread, the Angry Jack Gun Club. He would like to know what do you guys think?
Jack Hammer has another idea for a satellite thread, the Angry Jack Gun Club. He would like to know what do you guys think?
I think I'd be a shot
Jack Hammer has another idea for a satellite thread, the Angry Jack Gun Club. He would like to know what do you guys think?What would we do there that we don't do here?
Jack Hammer contemplates the inherent truth behind that question, and recognizes the repetitiveness and redundancy of the idea.
Jack Hammer contemplates the truth behind that question.Jack Hammer has another idea for a satellite thread, the Angry Jack Gun Club. He would like to know what do you guys think?What would we do there that we don't do here?
*slaps JH a few times* Stop it! We're not in Mr. Fishy's domain anymore!
*slaps JH a few times* Stop it! We're not in Mr. Fishy's domain anymore!Jack Hammer contemplates the truth behind that question.Jack Hammer has another idea for a satellite thread, the Angry Jack Gun Club. He would like to know what do you guys think?What would we do there that we don't do here?
Thanks! I needed that.
*slaps JRHM back just for good measure*
NYUK NYUK NYUK
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*slaps JH a few times* Stop it! We're not in Mr. Fishy's domain anymore!Jack Hammer contemplates the truth behind that question.Jack Hammer has another idea for a satellite thread, the Angry Jack Gun Club. He would like to know what do you guys think?What would we do there that we don't do here?Thanks! I needed that.
*slaps JRHM back just for good measure*
NYUK NYUK NYUK
You knuckleheads!
*grabs both JRHM and JH by the ear*
Did anyone tell Mr.Fishy where the 'water' comes from for his bowl?
*slaps JH a few times* Stop it! We're not in Mr. Fishy's domain anymore!Jack Hammer contemplates the truth behind that question.Jack Hammer has another idea for a satellite thread, the Angry Jack Gun Club. He would like to know what do you guys think?What would we do there that we don't do here?Thanks! I needed that.
*slaps JRHM back just for good measure*
NYUK NYUK NYUK
A wise guy, huh? *takes both fingers and pokes JH's eyes*