Poor confused Poodle. Let me put you out of your misery. *Punt!*Wait.... what?
Mmm. Put me out of my misery too.
*presents himself*
*pees himself*
Poor confused Poodle. Let me put you out of your misery. *Punt!*Wait.... what?
Mmm. Put me out of my misery too.
*presents himself*
*Picks up Snarky ready to drain the blood out of him*
Come on guys! We gotta save Snarky! *Starts mega-humping the Monday Monster*
does the Sumo foot stomp, then prepares to power hump MoMo
Just hold out till tomorrow!! I might be able to get back by then.
Stop that vile humping! Stop it! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! *Explodes into a million pieces*
We saved Snarky! Yay! *Gives Snarky a celebratory humping*
We saved Snarky! Yay! *Gives Snarky a celebratory humping*
My turn! My turn!
Everybody gets a turn!
drops a landmine
I do not want a turn with the landmine thank you.
This is my favorite day of the week....HUMPDAY!
This is my favorite day of the week....HUMPDAY!
Works for me!
*humps HM*
This is my favorite day of the week....HUMPDAY!Works for me!
*humps HM*
Ooh, a little to the left.
I might have to sit this Humpday out. I shouldn't have eaten those enchiladas.
I missed Hump Day.
:(
I missed Hump Day.
:(
Awww, don't feel sad. {drags over jar of pills} Here, have a pawfull.
Wait, CDP! Your nickname is SUMO!! THAT MEANS YOU'RE THE SUNDAY MONSTER!!!
This message brought to you by prescription medication, The Beatles, and the letters C, D, and P.
Yay!
*humps Sumo*
I was a monster once....
Yay!
*humps Sumo*
{closes eyes, gently pokes Sumo with a 10' pole}
*Reading his cookbook looking for awesome Poodle/Miss Kitty recipes*
But....but....Monday is almost over, and MoMo still hasn't abused me?!?
I really need a good humping. :(
But....but....Monday is almost over, and MoMo still hasn't abused me?!?
Here's some abuse! *Punt*
I really need a good humping. :(
Your wish is my command. *humps YP*
I really need a good humping. :(Your wish is my command. *humps YP*
Oooh, just the way I like it. RUFF!
But....but....Monday is almost over, and MoMo still hasn't abused me?!?Here's some abuse! *Punt*
Me next! Me next!
Me next! Me next!But....but....Monday is almost over, and MoMo still hasn't abused me?!?Here's some abuse! *Punt*
You're one sick puppy. Here ya go *&%$#**! *smack!*
Thanks MoMo! That was just in time to still get me on my Monday!
Thanks MoMo! That was just in time to still get me on my Monday!
First of all, my name isn't MoMo you #$@%^&%! Second, this Monday Monster works on Central Standard Time. Third, I'm going to punt you again because I roll like that. *PUNT!*
Hu si thi "Mothma?"
Thanks MoMo! That was just in time to still get me on my Monday!First of all, my name isn't MoMo you #$@%^&%! Second, this Monday Monster works on Central Standard Time. Third, I'm going to punt you again because I roll like that. *PUNT!*
*rolls in 'that'*
*Dances around naked*
*Dances around naked*
HUMP TRAIN!
*humps Humpday Monster*
Woo Woo!
piddles
Does anybody still like me?
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Does anybody still like me?
You smell like the Rising Sun.
*humps CDP*
Does anybody still like me?
*From the Abyss* My apologies for not trying to kill you this last Monday. I was busy with inventory. Counting Poodle souls and pelts can be quite tedious.
You have poodle belts? Cool! I've always wanted a belt made just for a poodle. Can you sell me one?
You have poodle belts? Cool! I've always wanted a belt made just for a poodle. Can you sell me one?
*facepalm and shakes head* I wish I could become corporeal so I could punt you to the moon.
You've been to the Moon?!?! What's it like? Is it really made of cheese? What kind?
I howled at the moon once.
You've been to the Moon?!?! What's it like? Is it really made of cheese? What kind?
Quit driving me crazy! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
You can drive? How? You've got no hands. Are you telekinetic? Is that it?
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*arrives in the thread wearing a Monday Monster pelt*
I hope nobody else is wearing the same thing...
You can drive? How? You've got no hands. Are you telekinetic? Is that it?
I....want......to.....kill......you.......so.......badly
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*arrives in the thread wearing a Monday Monster pelt*
*looks at the pelt* Mom? You *&%$#&^% killed my mother!
You can drive? How? You've got no hands. Are you telekinetic? Is that it?I....want......to.....kiss......you.
Now you're talking his language!
*looks at the pelt* Mom? You *&%$#&^% killed my mother!*arrives in the thread wearing a Monday Monster pelt*
Ooh, I don't know! I picked this up at the thrift store for $5.99. You can find a bargain if you know where to look.
Sorry about your mom.
You can drive? How? You've got no hands. Are you telekinetic? Is that it?I....want......to.....kill......you.......so.......badly
Huzzah! Now you know how I feel about the damn frenchies!