Bi-Polar Poodle - Not so Happy's page

GRRRR!

*punts poodles out of the thread*

RAWWRRRR!

New and improved!

Lies!

*Gives CDP and Bi-Polar a couple of dog biscuits of healing.*

Thanks. Looks like MoMo wants it ruff today.

GRRRRR!

*Power Humps MoMo*

I howled at the moon once.

*comes in with a machete* Poodles....come out and play-ay!

GRRRR!

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

We even added a cheesy 70s music sound track!

*faints*

*sniffs MoMo's perm*

GRRRRR!

The Monday Monster wrote:

Don't worry about me. I have very safe investments. I have a lot of stock in Poodle Pelts, which distributes pelts to the colder layers of the Abyss. Plus, I have a lot of Poodle souls stored safely in case the economy collapses.

When E.F. MoMo talks, people listen?

The Monday Monster wrote:

Oh, btw *punt*.

ROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR- {lands in bookcase}

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

*begins chewing on bookcase*

He does not seem to appreciate the humping. Maybe next Monday would could pretend to actually be afraid of him. What do you think? I could tremble and piddle on the floor.

I could be sad. :(

Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy wrote:

*humps JRHM*

YIP!

*Punt*

YIP!

GRRRR!

Jiminy Sunwake wrote:

And there was this guy, and he was like all offensive and stuff, and he wouldn't listen to anyone else, 'cause he was , like all hopped up on some thing he called a soapbox, and he wouldn't get off, or like let anyone else have a turn, so everybody else had to get their own soapbox, and pretty soon, the whole thread was full of soapboxes and they were shouting at each other, so i said, 'Hey! We have all these soapboxes and we can have a derby!' Then this mean guy he said 'Go away' all tough and like, so I started to cry then he laughed at me, which made me cry some more, but it was a fake cry, 'cause I was actually laughing so hard that I cried and I wetted my diaper too.

Can anyone change me? I think I pooted too.

*sniffs diaper*

YIPE!

GRRRRRR!

Urizen wrote:

Geesh. Courtfool is at it again.

It was my turn!

I'm angry.

GRRRR!

CourtFool wrote:

Miss Kitty wrote:

What? {sniffs self: smells of wine, stale clove cigarettes, anchovies, and patchouli} I smell fine!

I want to roll on you.

I want to kick dirt on her, then roll on her.

I want to kick dirt on her, roll on her, and nibble on her neck. Then hide her slippers.

Bow wow~

barks at the lily pads that obscure the waters of the Frog Pond

GRRRRRR!

I really feel for Clinically Depressed Poodle, and I am more than happy to ignorantly marginalize a nation of people I know nothing about, but this is a little much.

We are poodles. We are about the humping and the rolling.

Bites man speaking french's wrist?

I mean, it worked for Gomez Adams.

tilts head

Aberzombie wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Mmmm....skittles

whatch out for the green ones.

Why, are they french?

Quoi, vous avez quelque chose contre les Français?

Strange man speaking french! Get him!

GRRRRR!

bites french man's ankle

The nice thing about mauling mimes is they way try to scream for help.

GRRRR!

That was for me!

and political nonetheless. which camp are you in? lol.

I saw Courtfool with it the other day....

That must be why he disappears for days at a time.

GRRRR!

You know what song really drives me bonkers?

Jerry Springer Spaniel

Oh, how I hate that guy! Never giving the poddle its due. GRRRR!

Collars and Leashes, A Horror Story

Jennifer's Poodle

No gaming for me until November, most likely. My son's marching band schedule wipes out our weekends, usually.

Same boat on the band dad job. Game tomorrow and competition on Saturday. Busy time of the year.

Anyone doing any gaming this weekend?

Nope. :( ...and I head out of town for work Monday so I'll miss my Tuesday game. GRRR.

Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote:

You're all a bunch of fascists, I'll have you know!

Get him, poodles!

Breakfast!

GRRRRRRR!

Chases peasant appetizer

Frat Jack wrote:

Lets feed them to the poodles!

Let's feed the poodles to them!

I like the 1st suggestion better!

GRRRRR!

Shadow Pelt wrote:

*mob of smaller but no less deadly cats swarm and pull B-PP off. Scratching and biting ensues.*
*NOMNOMNOMNOM*

{casts Domo Kun Swarm to chase and eat shadow kittens}

Hey, Bi-Polar Poodle, you aren't a 1st-level Commoner, are you?

No such thing as a common poodle!

*humps SDS*

Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy wrote:

Shadow Pelt wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

Have I mentioned recently that dogs are so much better than cats?

*leaps down from nearby tree and pins CF with sharp claws*

You were saying?

*humps Shadow Pelt while it plays with the Boss*

*mob of smaller but no less deadly cats swarm and pull B-PP off. Scratching and biting ensues.*

*NOMNOMNOMNOM*

*humps swarm*

*those that survive blow up, due to werewolf DNA infusion*

GRRRR!

lynora wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Bi-Polar Poodle - Not so Happy wrote:

Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Why do I even bother going to the "pet store"? It makes me want to do very, very, very unChristian things.

Note to self: Need more therepy.

Take me home!

And I'll turn into this!

I must warn you, I eat werewolves for lunch. ;)

I can't imagine they taste very good.:)

Delicious and nutritious... taste just like chicken. ;)

Just don't use the silverware!

Moorluck wrote:

Why do I even bother going to the "pet store"? It makes me want to do very, very, very unChristian things.

Note to self: Need more therepy.

Take me home!

And I'll turn into this!

Looks like that zombie wandered into the wrong thread. I'll get rid of him.

grabs zombie by the leg and drags him out

Pulls zombie's other leg, splitting it like a wishbone and getting the smaller section.

Looks like you won, CDP! Yap!

digs a hole to bury zombie leg

CourtFool wrote:

Hey, Clinically Depressed Poodle! How is your Monday?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yipe! GRRRR!

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Tell me about it. I walk into a place I love this morning, and some very rude person is throwing around insults about folks like me. For a minute, I thought I'd wandered into Paris.

Frenchies at the kennel again? Yap!

Zombie hatred or poodle hatred? GRRR!

CourtFool wrote:

A public service announcement for all my furry comrades. Stay safe.

I bet those coyotes were French! GRRRR!

Coyotes make me angry! French coyotes would be even worse! GRRRR!

Sometimes, I don't even have enough food in my diet.

*drops badly mauled frenchie at CDP's feet*

I can't finish this one. You can have him. Assuming you like french food, of course.

Look! More French people.

WTF?

"A 30-year-old neighbor faces a charge of cruelty to nonlivestock animals, which is a state fail felony."

my bold. again, WTF???

Llamafrog wrote:

Oui? >:P

Oh no! Have you been infected by frenchieness? Do you need us to maul you?

I'll help! GRRRR!

LOOK OUT! DIRE DACHSHUNDS!!!

Where? GRRR!

Did someone eat my meds???!!!!!!

Cockapoo wrote:

*shudder* What exactly did Chirac do to you?

He....he....aaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh!

breaks down sobbing and reaches for his meds

*bites CDP*

Bi-Polar Poodle - Not so Happy wrote:

Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy wrote:

Cockapoo wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Sorry Snarky, but in my book nothing can make the frenchies more tolerable except watching them bleed from multiple puncture wounds.

*shudder* What exactly did Chirac do to you?

I spent the summer with those Frenchies and I'm perfectly fine.

No, we aren't! GRRRR!

We aren't?

NO!

Cockapoo wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Sorry Snarky, but in my book nothing can make the frenchies more tolerable except watching them bleed from multiple puncture wounds.

*shudder* What exactly did Chirac do to you?

I spent the summer with those Frenchies and I'm perfectly fine.

No, we aren't! GRRRR!

Rips meds package to shreds, swallowing several.

Grrr?

Poodles can't read, you dummies!

GRRRRR!

Bi-Polar Poodle - Not so Happy wrote:

Celestial Follower wrote:

<Grabs rolled up newspaper>

Bad Bi-Polar Happy Poodle! Why do I feel compelled to add "Super Sunshine Show"?

Whap!

GRRRRR!

That has to be the oddest form of rabies I've ever seen.

<Hides in Celestial Ford Pinto>

*Humps Celestial Ford Pinto*

Owoooo!

<Grabs rolled up newspaper>

Bad Bi-Polar Happy Poodle! Why do I feel compelled to add "Super Sunshine Show"?

Whap!

GRRRRR!