Raise of the Poodle Lords


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Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I don't think we've ever seen one, but he'd probably try to kill us.

Be careful CDP. Your thoughts might end up creating another monster.


Rusty the Poodle wrote:

Is there a ThuMo around here? I don't think I've met him (or her).

Hey, Rusty's back! *Gives Rusty a welcome back humping*


Cockapoo wrote:
Rusty the Poodle wrote:

Is there a ThuMo around here? I don't think I've met him (or her).

Hey, Rusty's back! *Gives Rusty a welcome back humping*

*Gives Rusty a welcome front humping*


This is so much better than the pound.


Rusty the Poodle wrote:
This is so much better than the pound.

I'd pound that.


I was pounded once......


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I was pounded once......

I like it when you talk dirty.

*'pounds' CDP*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I was pounded once......

Speaking of being pounded, when is our illustrious leader, Courtfool, going to return? I hope he hasn't been kidnapped by those damn Frenchies.


G$+*&$ned frenchies......


There's something about today that I seem to be forgetting.....


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
There's something about today that I seem to be forgetting.....

I wonder what it could be?


*sneaks up and humps CDP and HuMo at the same time*


Huh? What? Where am I?


*wakes up* ^&%*! I slept too long and I missed Monday. Oh well. Next Monday is only three days away. Time to go back to sleep and dream of skinning Poodles. ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz


*hustles into the thread wearing a giant pumpkin*

I think this is giving me a rash.

Interesting tidbit. This is the first office where I have worked that actually has casual fridays. It seemed appropos to bring out CafMo.


I had a casual rash once.......


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I had a casual rash once.......

Only once? I get them all the time since HuMo has been hanging around here.


You lucky dog.


So....tomorrow is Monday. Again.

I guess that means MoMo will come in hear all huffy and puffy, with his "meany face", threatening to kill us until we hump him to death. Again.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

So....tomorrow is Monday. Again.

I guess that means MoMo will come in hear all huffy and puffy, with his "meany face", threatening to kill us until we hump him to death. Again.

What can we do to change things up? Perhaps we could go "gangsta' on him and blast him?


I don't really think we can do anything. Fate will doom us.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I don't really think we can do anything. Fate will doom us.

*from the Abyss* Ah, you're starting to see the light. No matter what you do CDP, your soul will eventually be mine! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


Usually, when I see a light, it's the train that's heading towards me.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Usually, when I see a light, it's the train that's heading towards me.

*PUNT!* That was fun. Who else wants to be punted?


You want to be punted, MoMo? I didn't think you were into that sort of thing, but....

"punts" MoMo....hard


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

You want to be punted, MoMo? I didn't think you were into that sort of thing, but....

"punts" MoMo....hard

You sonuva........*Flies across the room out of the window into the powerline* *Is fried on the spot*


Huzzah! Oh...wait.

bzzzt

There goes the power! Typical!


*Wakes up* *sniffs air* Why does it smell like ham in here?


I smelled like ham once.......


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I smelled like ham once.......

I'm afraid to ask.


Cockapoo wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I smelled like ham once.......
I'm afraid to ask.

It's a cologne. CDP knows how to attract the powerhumpers.


waits patiently for TuMo to show up and beat the crap out of him


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
waits patiently for TuMo to show up and beat the crap out of him

*Runs after CDP with a baseball bat* Me kill Poodles.


drops landmines


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
drops landmines

*slips on one landmine and goes headfirst into another* Me hate you stupid Poodles!


HUMPDAY!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
HUMPDAY!

Yes it is! *Humps CDP*


I feel so dirty....


I felt dirty once....


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I feel so dirty....

...and you shall again. *continues humping CDP*


T.P.I.F.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
T.P.I.F.

T.P.I.F.?


Cockapoo wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
T.P.I.F.
T.P.I.F.?

Maybe he's calling me Pinky.

I am only wearing a few strategically placed carnations.


Casual Friday Monster wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
T.P.I.F.
T.P.I.F.?

Maybe he's calling me Pinky.

I am only wearing a few strategically placed carnations.

*shudder*


Cockapoo wrote:
Casual Friday Monster wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
T.P.I.F.
T.P.I.F.?

Maybe he's calling me Pinky.

I am only wearing a few strategically placed carnations.

*shudder*

I feel the same way. Is there a draft in here?


Cockapoo wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
T.P.I.F.
T.P.I.F.?

Thank Poodle It's Friday!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
T.P.I.F.
T.P.I.F.?
Thank Poodle It's Friday!

Humpday is still my favorite. Yap! Yap!


My favorite day is whatever day I get to maul some g!*!~!ned frenchie.


Casual Friday Monster wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Casual Friday Monster wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
T.P.I.F.
T.P.I.F.?

Maybe he's calling me Pinky.

I am only wearing a few strategically placed carnations.

*shudder*
I feel the same way. Is there a draft in here?

*begins taking CDP's pills with some whiskey to rid himself of unpleasant images*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
My favorite day is whatever day I get to maul some g*$%+!ned frenchie.

I hope Santa brings us a Frenchie to maul like last year. That was awesome!

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