<turns green while watching Puddle et the carpet>
<and piddles>
<turns green while watching Puddle et the carpet>
<and piddles>
Hay Poodle!
Hay Poodle!<turns green while watching Puddle et the carpet>
<and piddles>
yap yap yap
Yiff?
Nevermind {leaves a landmine for the poodles to play with and gallops off}
Woa... now that's a big landmine!
*poke-poke*
huh?
huh?
Thaw?
Where's MoMo?
Where's MoMo?
I heard a rumor he's in the Midnight Isles Sex Addiction Rehabilitation Center, in the Charlie Sheen wing.
Is almost friday... and it feels like monday already!
*chases own tail*
Yapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyap
Is almost friday... and it feels like monday already!
*chases own tail*
Yapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyap
<Phums tri.>
Where are you cowardly Poodles hiding?
<sneaks up on the Monday monster ... stealth check>
<precision piddle>
<scampers off>
I think it's been a while since I dried out like this. It feels good. I think I was getting swamp foot.
I think it's been a while since I dried out like this. It feels good. I think I was getting swamp foot.
<piddles on the carpet>
I think it's been a while since I dried out like this. It feels good. I think I was getting swamp foot.
{hacks up furball}
{determines litterbox is not exactly perfect per nebulous cat standards, poops on carpet to send message of disapproval}
I think it's been a while since I dried out like this. It feels good. I think I was getting swamp foot.{hacks up furball}
{determines litterbox is not exactly perfect per nebulous cat standards, poops on carpet to send message of disapproval}
I've learned that cats with diarrhea never go in the litter box. They go everywhere else instead. X_X
I've learned that cats with diarrhea never go in the litter box. They go everywhere else instead. X_XI think it's been a while since I dried out like this. It feels good. I think I was getting swamp foot.{hacks up furball}
{determines litterbox is not exactly perfect per nebulous cat standards, poops on carpet to send message of disapproval}
...
Is anybody else gonna eat that?
I've learned that cats with diarrhea never go in the litter box. They go everywhere else instead. X_XI think it's been a while since I dried out like this. It feels good. I think I was getting swamp foot.{hacks up furball}
{determines litterbox is not exactly perfect per nebulous cat standards, poops on carpet to send message of disapproval}
...
Is anybody else gonna eat that?
No, I'm full. Can you top off my glass though? A little extra foam'd be nice, this time.
Poodle Paws Are Going To Town
You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Poodle Paws are going to town
They're grabbing your leg
And humping it twice;
Gonna find out who's naughty and nice
Poodle Paws are going to town
They don't care if you are sleeping
They don't care if you're awake
They know if your leg is bad or good
Either way they'll give it a shake!
O! You better watch out!
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Poodle Paws are going to town
Poodle Paws are going to town
Man, I hope MoMo got his mutual funds and retirement shifted around on Friday. If the market tanks on Monday, his retirement is hosed... and I imagine that'll make him more cranky than usual.
Man, I hope MoMo got his mutual funds and retirement shifted around on Friday. If the market tanks on Monday, his retirement is hosed... and I imagine that'll make him more cranky than usual.
Don't worry about me. I have very safe investments. I have a lot of stock in Poodle Pelts, which distributes pelts to the colder layers of the Abyss. Plus, I have a lot of Poodle souls stored safely in case the economy collapses. Oh, btw *punt*.
Don't worry about me. I have very safe investments. I have a lot of stock in Poodle Pelts, which distributes pelts to the colder layers of the Abyss. Plus, I have a lot of Poodle souls stored safely in case the economy collapses.When E.F. MoMo talks, people listen?
Oh, btw *punt*.
ROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR- {lands in bookcase}
Don't worry about me. I have very safe investments. I have a lot of stock in Poodle Pelts, which distributes pelts to the colder layers of the Abyss. Plus, I have a lot of Poodle souls stored safely in case the economy collapses.When E.F. MoMo talks, people listen?Oh, btw *punt*.ROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR- {lands in bookcase}
YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP!
Don't worry about me. I have very safe investments. I have a lot of stock in Poodle Pelts, which distributes pelts to the colder layers of the Abyss. Plus, I have a lot of Poodle souls stored safely in case the economy collapses.When E.F. MoMo talks, people listen?Oh, btw *punt*.ROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR- {lands in bookcase}
*ignores kitty*
Don't worry about me. I have very safe investments. I have a lot of stock in Poodle Pelts, which distributes pelts to the colder layers of the Abyss. Plus, I have a lot of Poodle souls stored safely in case the economy collapses.When E.F. MoMo talks, people listen?Oh, btw *punt*.ROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR- {lands in bookcase}
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
*begins chewing on bookcase*
Don't worry about me. I have very safe investments. I have a lot of stock in Poodle Pelts, which distributes pelts to the colder layers of the Abyss. Plus, I have a lot of Poodle souls stored safely in case the economy collapses.When E.F. MoMo talks, people listen?Oh, btw *punt*.ROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR- {lands in bookcase}GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
*begins chewing on bookcase*
*Slips Lithium into Bi-Polar Poodle's water dish*
♫♪♫♪♫♪
♫♪♫♪♫♪
i feel the need the need for a hump
♫♪♫♪♫♪i feel the need the need for a hump
*HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP* *HUMP*
Ah, tis the season for humping! Save some for me!
Orf!
Hey, something's wrong with the carpet! I can't smell ammonia anymore... and it doesn't go squish when I step on it. {kneads carpet} Wow, the carpet actually dried out!!!!
Hey, something's wrong with the carpet! I can't smell ammonia anymore... and it doesn't go squish when I step on it. {kneads carpet} Wow, the carpet actually dried out!!!!
*Hikes leg on carpet* You were saying.....?
Commence termination.
*Puts dynamite around the foundation of the Poodle Clubhouse* Say your pwayers wabbits. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
wow, its beena while...
*runs in circles chasing own tail*
yipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyip
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*humps dynamite*
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*humps dynamite*
Get off the dynamite! You're going to get it wet........*sigh*. Too late.
piddles on the Monday Monster
Now lets get MoMo wet!
*humps MoMo*
piddles on the Monday Monster
*PUNT!* Wow, that was one of my better ones!
Now lets get MoMo wet!
*humps MoMo*
*Punt* Eh, that didn't go as far as CDP's.
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Jumps on MoMo's back and forcefeeds him some meds
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Jumps on MoMo's back and forcefeeds him some meds
You *&^%$%^&^%$%!!!! AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! *Plops dead on the ground*