The Monday Monster |
The Monday Monster wrote:Buy him a bone and he's yours!Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:You can drive? How? You've got no hands. Are you telekinetic? Is that it?I....want......you.......so.......badly
Let's see how happy you'll be this Monday. You'll be my first victim. Muhahahahaha!!!!!
Clinically Depressed Poodle |
Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy wrote:Let's see how happy you'll be this Monday. You'll be my first victim. Muhahahahaha!!!!!The Monday Monster wrote:Buy him a bone and he's yours!Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:You can drive? How? You've got no hands. Are you telekinetic? Is that it?I....want......you.......so.......badly
sigh
I never get to be first.....
The Monday Monster |
The Monday Monster wrote:Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy wrote:Let's see how happy you'll be this Monday. You'll be my first victim. Muhahahahaha!!!!!The Monday Monster wrote:Buy him a bone and he's yours!Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:You can drive? How? You've got no hands. Are you telekinetic? Is that it?I....want......you.......so.......badlysigh
I never get to be first.....
I'll tell you what CDP. I'll make you second. Or perhaps 1A or 1B. Is that better?
Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy |
Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy wrote:Let's see how horny you'll be this Monday. You'll be the first. Muhahahahaha!!!!!The Monday Monster wrote:Buy him a bone and he's yours!Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:You can drive? How? You've got no hands. Are you telekinetic? Is that it?I....want......you.......so.......badly
Woohoo!
*rolls in a fresh landmine for the special occasion*
Cockapoo |
Oh yeah, that's right. Tomorrow's Monday. That means more attacks from the lunatic, MoMo. Which means I'll have to fend him off by feeding him some of my meds. Which means less meds for me. Typical.
We can hump him to death too. That usually works. Think positive CDP. *licks CDP*
Yankee Poodle |
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:Oh yeah, that's right. Tomorrow's Monday. That means more attacks from the lunatic, MoMo. Which means I'll have to fend him off by feeding him some of my meds. Which means less meds for me. Typical.We can hump him to death too. That usually works. Think positive CDP. *licks CDP*
Where there's a hump there's a way!
*humps CDP*
Cockapoo |
Cockapoo wrote:Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:Oh yeah, that's right. Tomorrow's Monday. That means more attacks from the lunatic, MoMo. Which means I'll have to fend him off by feeding him some of my meds. Which means less meds for me. Typical.We can hump him to death too. That usually works. Think positive CDP. *licks CDP*Where there's a hump there's a way!
*humps CDP*
Yeah, I'm positive I see a humping in your future as well! *Humps Yankee Poodle*
Yankee Poodle |
Yankee Poodle wrote:Yeah, I'm positive I see a humping in your future as well! *Humps Yankee Poodle*Cockapoo wrote:Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:Oh yeah, that's right. Tomorrow's Monday. That means more attacks from the lunatic, MoMo. Which means I'll have to fend him off by feeding him some of my meds. Which means less meds for me. Typical.We can hump him to death too. That usually works. Think positive CDP. *licks CDP*Where there's a hump there's a way!
*humps CDP*
Oooohhh.........
Clinically Depressed Poodle |
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:Well, here we are. It's Monday. Come on MoMo! I'm waiting for my inevitable doom.*Takes a bat to CDP* *Whack!* In honor of the upcoming World Series, I just hit a home run!
Whoa! MoMo is going to the World Series?!? Are you really one of the team players? Or did you score some tickets?
Yankee Poodle |
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:Well, here we are. It's Monday. Come on MoMo! I'm waiting for my inevitable doom.*Takes a bat to CDP* *Whack!* In honor of the upcoming World Series, I just hit a home run!
I never let him get past third base.
What did you think? That I'm an easy poodle?
Well, OK. I am.
The Monday Monster |
The Monday Monster wrote:Whoa! MoMo is going to the World Series?!? Are you really one of the team players? Or did you score some tickets?Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:Well, here we are. It's Monday. Come on MoMo! I'm waiting for my inevitable doom.*Takes a bat to CDP* *Whack!* In honor of the upcoming World Series, I just hit a home run!
*Takes bat and hits him over and over again* *Whack!* *Whack!* *Whack!* Die you *&^%$#$, die! Why won't you die?"
Snarky Poodle |
The Monday Monster wrote:Whoa! MoMo is going to the World Series?!? Are you really one of the team players? Or did you score some tickets?Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:Well, here we are. It's Monday. Come on MoMo! I'm waiting for my inevitable doom.*Takes a bat to CDP* *Whack!* In honor of the upcoming World Series, I just hit a home run!
I think maybe he's a mascot. I dunno if I'd want him rooting for my team, though.
Yankee Poodle |
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:*Takes bat and hits him over and over again* *Whack!* *Whack!* *Whack!* Die you *&^%$#$, die! Why won't you die?"The Monday Monster wrote:Whoa! MoMo is going to the World Series?!? Are you really one of the team players? Or did you score some tickets?Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:Well, here we are. It's Monday. Come on MoMo! I'm waiting for my inevitable doom.*Takes a bat to CDP* *Whack!* In honor of the upcoming World Series, I just hit a home run!
Stoopid MoMo. Doesn't he realize that poodles can't tell time, or days. Therefore he's just another hump toy to us.
*humps MoMo some Mo*