You can drive? How? You've got no hands. Are you telekinetic? Is that it?I....want......you.......so.......badly
Buy him a bone and he's yours!
Buy him a bone and he's yours!You can drive? How? You've got no hands. Are you telekinetic? Is that it?I....want......you.......so.......badly
Let's see how happy you'll be this Monday. You'll be my first victim. Muhahahahaha!!!!!
Let's see how happy you'll be this Monday. You'll be my first victim. Muhahahahaha!!!!!Buy him a bone and he's yours!You can drive? How? You've got no hands. Are you telekinetic? Is that it?I....want......you.......so.......badly
sigh
I never get to be first.....
I was first once.....
Let's see how happy you'll be this Monday. You'll be my first victim. Muhahahahaha!!!!!Buy him a bone and he's yours!You can drive? How? You've got no hands. Are you telekinetic? Is that it?I....want......you.......so.......badlysigh
I never get to be first.....
I'll tell you what CDP. I'll make you second. Or perhaps 1A or 1B. Is that better?
Let's see how horny you'll be this Monday. You'll be the first. Muhahahahaha!!!!!Buy him a bone and he's yours!You can drive? How? You've got no hands. Are you telekinetic? Is that it?I....want......you.......so.......badly
Woohoo!
*rolls in a fresh landmine for the special occasion*
I'll tell you what CDP. I'll make you second. Or perhaps 1A or 1B. Is that better?
Not really, but I guess that's what you get for being unloved.
I'll tell you what CDP. I'll make you second. Or perhaps 1A or 1B. Is that better?Not really, but I guess that's what you get for being unloved.
*Licks CDP*
I'll tell you what CDP. I'll make you second. Or perhaps 1A or 1B. Is that better?Not really, but I guess that's what you get for being unloved.
'Luvs' CDP
Oh, yeah. Hope I'm not too tired to 'luv' MoMo tomorrow.
Oh yeah, that's right. Tomorrow's Monday. That means more attacks from the lunatic, MoMo. Which means I'll have to fend him off by feeding him some of my meds. Which means less meds for me. Typical.
Oh yeah, that's right. Tomorrow's Monday. That means more attacks from the lunatic, MoMo. Which means I'll have to fend him off by feeding him some of my meds. Which means less meds for me. Typical.
We can hump him to death too. That usually works. Think positive CDP. *licks CDP*
Oh yeah, that's right. Tomorrow's Monday. That means more attacks from the lunatic, MoMo. Which means I'll have to fend him off by feeding him some of my meds. Which means less meds for me. Typical.We can hump him to death too. That usually works. Think positive CDP. *licks CDP*
Where there's a hump there's a way!
*humps CDP*
Oh yeah, that's right. Tomorrow's Monday. That means more attacks from the lunatic, MoMo. Which means I'll have to fend him off by feeding him some of my meds. Which means less meds for me. Typical.We can hump him to death too. That usually works. Think positive CDP. *licks CDP*Where there's a hump there's a way!
*humps CDP*
Yeah, I'm positive I see a humping in your future as well! *Humps Yankee Poodle*
Think positive CDP.
OK. I'm positive that tomorrow is going to suck catnip.
Yeah, I'm positive I see a humping in your future as well! *Humps Yankee Poodle*Oh yeah, that's right. Tomorrow's Monday. That means more attacks from the lunatic, MoMo. Which means I'll have to fend him off by feeding him some of my meds. Which means less meds for me. Typical.We can hump him to death too. That usually works. Think positive CDP. *licks CDP*Where there's a hump there's a way!
*humps CDP*
Oooohhh.........
Well, here we are. It's Monday. Come on MoMo! I'm waiting for my inevitable doom.
I'm so excited I could just...
*piddles on carpet*
Well, here we are. It's Monday. Come on MoMo! I'm waiting for my inevitable doom.
*Takes a bat to CDP* *Whack!* In honor of the upcoming World Series, I just hit a home run!
I'm so excited I could just...
*piddles on carpet*
*Picks up Bi-Polar and drains the blood from him* *throws the discarded corpse down* I told you that you would not be happy come Monday!
*Gives CDP and Bi-Polar a couple of dog biscuits of healing.*
*Gives CDP and Bi-Polar a couple of dog biscuits of healing.*
Thanks. Looks like MoMo wants it ruff today.
GRRRRR!
*Power Humps MoMo*
Well, here we are. It's Monday. Come on MoMo! I'm waiting for my inevitable doom.*Takes a bat to CDP* *Whack!* In honor of the upcoming World Series, I just hit a home run!
Whoa! MoMo is going to the World Series?!? Are you really one of the team players? Or did you score some tickets?
Well, here we are. It's Monday. Come on MoMo! I'm waiting for my inevitable doom.*Takes a bat to CDP* *Whack!* In honor of the upcoming World Series, I just hit a home run!
I never let him get past third base.
What did you think? That I'm an easy poodle?
Well, OK. I am.
Whoa! MoMo is going to the World Series?!? Are you really one of the team players? Or did you score some tickets?Well, here we are. It's Monday. Come on MoMo! I'm waiting for my inevitable doom.*Takes a bat to CDP* *Whack!* In honor of the upcoming World Series, I just hit a home run!
*Takes bat and hits him over and over again* *Whack!* *Whack!* *Whack!* Die you *&^%$#$, die! Why won't you die?"
*Gives CDP and Bi-Polar a couple of dog biscuits of healing.*Thanks. Looks like MoMo wants it ruff today.
GRRRRR!
*Power Humps MoMo*
Here, you have one too! *whack!*
Whoa! MoMo is going to the World Series?!? Are you really one of the team players? Or did you score some tickets?Well, here we are. It's Monday. Come on MoMo! I'm waiting for my inevitable doom.*Takes a bat to CDP* *Whack!* In honor of the upcoming World Series, I just hit a home run!
I think maybe he's a mascot. I dunno if I'd want him rooting for my team, though.
*Takes bat and hits him over and over again* *Whack!* *Whack!* *Whack!* Die you *&^%$#$, die! Why won't you die?"Whoa! MoMo is going to the World Series?!? Are you really one of the team players? Or did you score some tickets?Well, here we are. It's Monday. Come on MoMo! I'm waiting for my inevitable doom.*Takes a bat to CDP* *Whack!* In honor of the upcoming World Series, I just hit a home run!
Stoopid MoMo. Doesn't he realize that poodles can't tell time, or days. Therefore he's just another hump toy to us.
*humps MoMo some Mo*
*Takes bat and hits him over and over again* *Whack!* *Whack!* *Whack!* Die you *&^%$#$, die! Why won't you die?"
It's like that old saying: "The more you complain, the longer God lets you live."
I pretty sure I'll be around forever.
Is it Friday yet?
Is it Friday yet?
I like Friday. It humps back.
Yeah, but the getting there usually sucks.
Is it Friday yet?I like Friday. It humps back.
Die poodles, die! Me hate Poodles! *Comes in with an Uzi shooting up the place*
*from the Abyss* Kill them! Kill them all! You won't escape today Poodles!
Oh great. Can't we have a day without these psychos trying to kill us? *hides under couch*
That would be a good day. I never have those.
Perhaps a little power humping is in store! *Humps TuMo*
Oh sure. Don't mind me. Hump the evil monster instead.....
Oh sure. Don't mind me. Hump the evil monster instead.....
*Barely hanging onto TuMo while shots are being fired* Uh, a little help here CDP. Start humping! We gotta take this mother out!
*humps the Uzi*
*humps the Uzi*
*Snarky's humping causes the Uzi to be turned towards TuMo himself* *accidentally shoots himself* *plops dead on the spotty carpet*
Snarky saved the day! Yay! Snarky deserves a hero's humping! *Humps Snarky*
Wow. And I just thought the Uzi was hot. Well, killed two birds with one stone.
And I thought only the Jacks were so violent. Seems like the Day family has some issues.
rolls on the dead body of the Tues Day monster
To Nuke a thread
or not to
that is the question
is it nobler to ignore the poodles
or participate
or kick them like a Jack?
One of us! One of us!
*humps CJ*
To Nuke a thread
or not to
that is the question
is it nobler to ignore the poodles
or participate
or kick them like a Jack?
I agree with Bi-Polar. It sounds like you need a good humping! *Humps CJ*
I agreed with Bi-Polar once.....
Is there a ThuMo around here? I don't think I've met him (or her).
I don't think we've ever seen one, but he'd probably try to kill us.