Raise of the Poodle Lords


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Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
The Tuesday Monster wrote:
*chases CDP with bat in hand*
Hey! Stop waving that thing around! Don't you know bats can carry rabies?!?

Huh? Rabies? What that?


The Tuesday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
The Tuesday Monster wrote:
*chases CDP with bat in hand*
Hey! Stop waving that thing around! Don't you know bats can carry rabies?!?
Huh? Rabies? What that?

It's...um...some special seasoning that makes things taste awesome! You should try it.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
The Tuesday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
The Tuesday Monster wrote:
*chases CDP with bat in hand*
Hey! Stop waving that thing around! Don't you know bats can carry rabies?!?
Huh? Rabies? What that?
It's...um...some special seasoning that makes things taste awesome! You should try it.

Really? It sound good. Me eat bat to find out. *Starts eating bat* Mmmm, this good! *gets piece of wood stuck in throat and chokes to death*


*sigh* It's so hard to get good help these days.


Humpday!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Humpday!

Yep! *Humps CDP*


A nice quiet day. No psychotic monsters or those with the fashion sense of a bag lady. *curls up in a ball and sleeps*


I was put in a bag by a lady once......


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I was put in a bag by a lady once......

That was kind of her to hide you away from that French mob. Those Frenchies really don't like you very much, do they?


Cockapoo wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I was put in a bag by a lady once......
That was kind of her to hide you away from that French mob. Those Frenchies really don't like you very much, do they?

Actually it was Paris Hilton. CDP never did find out what was in that syringe he got stuck with.


Today sucks.


*puts on a blindfold in anticipation of the arrival of CaFMo.*


Cockapoo wrote:
*puts on a blindfold in anticipation of the arrival of CaFMo.*

*is wearing a pants suit*

Crap! I forgot to dress down!


Did I miss MoMo? Darn!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Did I miss MoMo? Darn!

Unfortunately, I overslept. Perhaps my lackey will give you some entertainment.


*Punts CDP* This fun!


sigh

Sorry TuMo, but...it's just not the same.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

sigh

Sorry TuMo, but...it's just not the same.

Ok. Me just hit you then! *Hits CDP with a bat* That better?


wakes up

Oooh.....is it Hump Day yet?


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

wakes up

Oooh.....is it Hump Day yet?

It sure is! *Humps CDP*


Yay!

*humps a fire*


Snarky Poodle wrote:

Yay!

*humps a fire*

Ouch!


I got burned once.....


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I got burned once.....

It was a good thing I was there to save you from that bonfire the Frenchies had in store for you.


G+$&+#n frenchies!


*humps a turkey*


*Brings in an army of orange tabbies, casts Enlarge Monster, Mass on them, then sics them on the Poodle Lord minions!*

Feast, my kitties!!!


piddles, drops a few landmines, then downs some meds with a vodka chaser


AbsolutGrndZer0 wrote:

*Brings in an army of orange tabbies, casts Enlarge Monster, Mass on them, then sics them on the Poodle Lord minions!*

Feast, my kitties!!!

{casts Fantastic Feast: dozens of trays of fresh lasagna appear to distract the orange kittehs}


*from the abyss looking through his book, "Cooking Poodles for Dummies".* Looks like I'll have a great Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow!


The Monday Monster wrote:
*from the abyss looking through his book, "Cooking Poodles for Dummies".* Looks like I'll have a great Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow!

You shouldn't think of yourself as a dummy, MoMo. That's my job.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
*from the abyss looking through his book, "Cooking Poodles for Dummies".* Looks like I'll have a great Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow!
You shouldn't think of yourself as a dummy, MoMo. That's my job.

&^%$&*^%%$ *&^$%^&!!!!!


The Monday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
*from the abyss looking through his book, "Cooking Poodles for Dummies".* Looks like I'll have a great Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow!
You shouldn't think of yourself as a dummy, MoMo. That's my job.
&^%$&*^%%$ *&^$%^&!!!!!

MoMo your a day early.... having you been reading my humpday book?


Llama Prophet wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
*from the abyss looking through his book, "Cooking Poodles for Dummies".* Looks like I'll have a great Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow!
You shouldn't think of yourself as a dummy, MoMo. That's my job.
&^%$&*^%%$ *&^$%^&!!!!!
MoMo your a day early.... having you been reading my humpday book?

Tomorrow, you're going to look so good with my foot in your ...!


But MoMo, you're just a skull. You don't have a foot.


MoMo has the memory of a goldfish. Sad but true.


Llama Prophet wrote:
MoMo has the memory of a goldfish. Sad but true.

{mutters absently:} ...P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.... P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.... P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way...


I had a goldfish once........


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
But MoMo, you're just a skull. You don't have a foot.

*PUNT*


Llama Prophet wrote:
MoMo has the memory of a goldfish. Sad but true.

*PUNT*


It's a great day for Poodle punting!


Poodle humping? Well, why didn't you say so?

humps MoMo


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Poodle humping? Well, why didn't you say so?

humps MoMo

Aaaaaaahhhhh!!!! Get off me you vile vermin! *Shakes CDP off and punts him again*


You want to shake paws with me? Why MoMo, that's so nice of you.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
You want to shake paws with me? Why MoMo, that's so nice of you.

It sounds like your hearing is bad. Let's see if I can knock that earwax out of your ears. *Smack*


The Monday Monster wrote:
Llama Prophet wrote:
MoMo has the memory of a goldfish. Sad but true.
*PUNT*

"yaaaaaaa-hoo-hoo-hooey!!"

SPLAT!!!


holds up a bag

Look! MoMo gave me something called smack!


The master is back! *wags tail incessantly*


*from the Abyss* My old adversary returns. Good. His head will adorn my wall yet. Muhahahahaha!!!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

holds up a bag

Look! MoMo gave me something called smack!

Tuesday, kill this fool for me!

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