Raise of the Poodle Lords


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Come on out Poodles and be prepared to meet your doom. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


The Monday Monster wrote:
Come on out Poodles and be prepared to meet your doom. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I'm gonna have to reschedule with you later, MoMo. My LSD + 'shroom trip right now is turning out to be pretty weird.


The Monday Monster wrote:
Come on out Poodles and be prepared to meet your doom. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Who are you again?


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
Come on out Poodles and be prepared to meet your doom. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Who are you again?

Your death! *punt*


Miss Kitty wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
Come on out Poodles and be prepared to meet your doom. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I'm gonna have to reschedule with you later, MoMo. My LSD + 'shroom trip right now is turning out to be pretty weird.

I disagree Miss Kitty. I think it's a perfect time for you to be punted. *punt* Hmm, I may have to get some of those 'shrooms for myself.


The Monday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
Come on out Poodles and be prepared to meet your doom. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Who are you again?
Your death! *punt*

Sorry. Not ringing any bells. Do you have a card, or something?


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
Come on out Poodles and be prepared to meet your doom. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Who are you again?
Your death! *punt*
Sorry. Not ringing any bells. Do you have a card, or something?

All of those baseball bat shots to the head I've given you must have affected you more than I thought. My name is the Monday Monster and we're actually very good friends. Now, mi amigo, just sit still while I take out these skinning knives. You've always told me that you wanted to see them close up and personal.


It's MoMo!


Rusty the Poodle wrote:

It's MoMo!

I got your "MoMo" *&^%$! *Punts Rusty*


Good to see you again, MoMo! A little birdy (HuMo) told me you're into some kinky stuff, like hot wax.

I figured if you like hot wax, you'll love this!

*douses MoMo in molten steel, Terminator 2 - style*


The Monday Monster wrote:
My name is the Monday Monster and we're actually very good friends. Now, mi amigo, just sit still while I take out these skinning knives. You've always told me that you wanted to see them close up and personal.

Well, now I know you're lying (whoever you are). I don't have any good friends, except for dead frenchies.


Snarky Poodle wrote:

Good to see you again, MoMo! A little birdy (HuMo) told me you're into some kinky stuff, like hot wax.

I figured if you like hot wax, you'll love this!

*douses MoMo in molten steel, Terminator 2 - style*

AAAHHHHHH! It burns! It burns! *Slowly becomes engulfed in molten steel and becomes a statue*


*Hikes leg on the new molten statue*


Hey! Isn't TuMo supposed to be trying to act all scary today? WTF? I'm gonna have to report him for slacking off.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Hey! Isn't TuMo supposed to be trying to act all scary today? WTF? I'm gonna have to report him for slacking off.

Me hate you. Me will hurt you. *takes bat and whacks CDP in the head.*


*From the Abyss* That's right Tuesday Monster. Get them for what they did to me, especially the one called Snarky!


That's right, TuMo. And by "get me", he means "hump me like I've never been humped before."


drops a landmine


The Monday Monster wrote:
*From the Abyss* That's right Tuesday Monster. Get them for what they did to me, especially the one called Snarky!

That's not what I meant you *&^%$#$! Kill them all Tuesday Monster!!!!


The Monday Monster wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
*From the Abyss* That's right Tuesday Monster. Get them for what they did to me, especially the one called Snarky!
That's not what I meant you *&^%$#$! Kill them all Tuesday Monster!!!!

Me will do! *Runs and slips on another CDP landmine and impales himself on a knife he was carrying*


*facepalm*


Dang MoMo. It looks like you'll have to find some better help in the future. *snicker*


'xup buddies, how's it going in here lately?


Llamafrog wrote:
'xup buddies, how's it going in here lately?

*Licks Llamafrog* Pretty much the usual. You know, humping and dodging psychotic monsters.


Cockapoo wrote:
Llamafrog wrote:
'xup buddies, how's it going in here lately?
*Licks Llamafrog* Pretty much the usual. You know, humping and dodging psychotic monsters.

Good to know, I've been mising the boards lately, the day job is getting busier, gladly it will be over in three weeks...

*drops chew toy at Cockapoo's feet*


My feet were chewed once.......


Llamafrog wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Llamafrog wrote:
'xup buddies, how's it going in here lately?
*Licks Llamafrog* Pretty much the usual. You know, humping and dodging psychotic monsters.

Good to know, I've been mising the boards lately, the day job is getting busier, gladly it will be over in three weeks...

*drops chew toy at Cockapoo's feet*

A new toy! *squeak* *squeak* *squeak*


Hump Day!!!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Hump Day!!!

Yay! *does the Snoopy Dance*


I went dancing once.......


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I went dancing once.......

Frenchies firing guns at my feet would make me dance too.


G%*+@$ned frenchies.....grrrrrr......


What's more Friday-like than a fish fry?

In honor, I have beer-battered myself.


*comes in with a flamethrower* Poodles, be prepared to be barbequed!


And you are.....?


The Monday Monster wrote:
*comes in with a flamethrower* Poodles, be prepared to be barbecued!

{rolls in catnip dryrub}


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
And you are.....?

*sets CDP's poofy tail on fire* MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


Miss Kitty wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
*comes in with a flamethrower* Poodles, be prepared to be barbecued!
{rolls in catnip dryrub}

*sets catnip on fire* This is fun!


*Hikes leg and puts CDP's tail fire out*


The Monday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
And you are.....?
*sets CDP's poofy tail on fire* MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

What?!? Someone set you one fire? Poor dear. I was set on fire by this thing named MoMo once......


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
And you are.....?
*sets CDP's poofy tail on fire* MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
What?!? Someone set you one fire? Poor dear. I was set on fire by this thing named MoMo once......

*Punt* Infernal Poodle! You drive me nuts!


The Monday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
And you are.....?
*sets CDP's poofy tail on fire* MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
What?!? Someone set you one fire? Poor dear. I was set on fire by this thing named MoMo once......
*Punt* Infernal Poodle! You drive me nuts!

I'm sorry, I don't have a driver's license.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
*Punt* Infernal Poodle! You drive me nuts!
I'm sorry, I don't have a driver's license.

{still smouldering a little} Maybe MoMo means he wants to hang his truck nuts on your rear bumper?


Miss Kitty wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
*Punt* Infernal Poodle! You drive me nuts!
I'm sorry, I don't have a driver's license.
{still smouldering a little} Maybe MoMo means he wants to hang his truck nuts on your rear bumper?

I hope that was a metaphor.

Because I don't have a truck.


I had a truck once.....


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
And you are.....?
*sets CDP's poofy tail on fire* MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
What?!? Someone set you one fire? Poor dear. I was set on fire by this thing named MoMo once......
*Punt* Infernal Poodle! You drive me nuts!
I'm sorry, I don't have a driver's license.

You don't need a driver's license to fly! *Punt!*


The Monday Monster wrote:
You don't need a driver's license to fly! *Punt!*

Soooo...you want to give licenses to flies now? Damn, MoMo, you're weird.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
You don't need a driver's license to fly! *Punt!*
Soooo...you want to give licenses to flies now? Damn, MoMo, you're weird.

*from the Abyss* Enough! Lackey, kill this imbecile!


The Monday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
You don't need a driver's license to fly! *Punt!*
Soooo...you want to give licenses to flies now? Damn, MoMo, you're weird.
*from the Abyss* Enough! Lackey, kill this imbecile!

Yes master. Me luv killing Poodles! *chases CDP with bat in hand*


The Tuesday Monster wrote:
*chases CDP with bat in hand*

Hey! Stop waving that thing around! Don't you know bats can carry rabies?!?

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