piddles on MoMo
piddles on MoMo
I lose bladder control sometimes, too.
piddles on MoMoI lose bladder control sometimes, too.
Oh, was that supposed to be accidental?
Mean 'ol Bubbles at least he didn't throw me that time.
*flaps menacingly*
*drips*
Customers!
Wanders past.
And I thought I was bored.
I was bored once.
I blame this one on the dogs...
I was blamed once.....
I blame this one on the dogs...
Oops. Sorry. I think that was something I got out of the trash.
Licks his own bum.
I got out of the trash once.....
It's raining. Again.
Her name is Rio and... she's hungry like... the wolf.
*dances through the thread in silhouette with iPod*
Her name is Rio and... she's hungry like... the wolf.
*dances through the thread in silhouette with iPod*
*humps Christopher Walken*
TGIF. I guess....
piddles
Be conscious.
Do I have to?
Do I have to?
*from the abyss* Don't worry CDP. I promise to knock you unconscious tomorrow.
Do I have to?*from the abyss* Don't worry CDP. I promise to knock you unconscious tomorrow.
So, that's what we're calling it now....?
It's Poodle Puntin' time!
Humps MoMo's leg.
waits to be "knocked unconcious"
waits to be "knocked unconcious"
*knocks CDP out with a baseball bat* There ya go CDP.
Humps MoMo's leg.
*shakes Courtfool off* Damn poodles!
*jumps in the air lands on MoMo's face and commences to humping
said face*
*jumps in the air lands on MoMo's face and commences to humping
said face*
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Get this undead *&^%$#@#$^&%$ off me!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Get this undead *&^%$#@#$^&%$ off me!!!!!!!
*jumps in the air lands on MoMo's face and commences to humping
said face*
Relax MoMo I'm... Almost.... Finished....
Relax MoMo I'm... Almost.... Finished....AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Get this undead *&^%$#@#$^&%$ off me!!!!!!!
*jumps in the air lands on MoMo's face and commences to humping
said face*
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Not a facial!!!! *Throws the undead poodle off and punts him*
*looks up at MoMo*
DAYUM! Never thought I'd say this, but I'm glad I'm me right now and not you!
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Not a facial!!!! *Throws the undead poodle off and punts him*Relax MoMo I'm... Almost.... Finished....AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Get this undead *&^%$#@#$^&%$ off me!!!!!!!
*jumps in the air lands on MoMo's face and commences to humping
said face*
*jumps up and runs back to MoMo*
OOOH! that was a good kick, can ya aim for my tail this time.
I like the pain, hehehe.
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Not a facial!!!!
Huh. I guess mother and son can be quite different.
Gotta show my face at least to say hi to MoMo...
*finds a spot on MoMo that is not taken already and starts humping*
wakes up, runs over to MoMo, and starts piddling on his leg
*notices all the humping and piddling poodles that he can't do anything about* I must get out of here! I'll be back Poodles! You've won this round! *teleports away*
*has a permanent dimensional anchor*
*watches teleport fail*
Oh yeah, some wizard cast this on me last night...
*has a permanent dimensional anchor*
*watches teleport fail*
Oh yeah, some wizard cast this on me last night...
Oh no! I can't teleport! Somebody help me! *is humped to death*
Alas, poor MoMo! I knew him well. *humps MoMo*
It's not a TuMo!!!
It's not a TuMo!!!
Yeah, we need a TuMo around here. At least HuMo will be here tomorrow to give us the humping of our lives. YAP!
tries to hump the life out of Cockapoo
tries to hump the life out of Cockapoo
Ooh! Give it to me daddy! I've been a bad boy!
tries to hump the life out of CockapooOoh! Give it to me daddy! I've been a bad boy!
I have a son?
....
....
Sooooo...what now? We duel and I chop your paw off?
tries to hump the life out of CockapooOoh! Give it to me daddy! I've been a bad boy!I have a son?
....
....
Sooooo...what now? We duel and I chop your paw off?
It's just a term of affection. *licks CDP*
Oh, I see. You're ashamed to admit that I'm really your father.
Typical.
If anyone needs me, I'll be off in the corner....crying.....
sob
Oh, I see. You're ashamed to admit that I'm really your father.
Typical.
If anyone needs me, I'll be off in the corner....crying.....
sob
That's no way to act on Hump Day!
*powerhumps CDP*