humps Cockapoo
Oh noes! It's Monday, and I've been caught in the open!
runs for cover
Oh noes! It's Monday, and I've been caught in the open!
runs for cover
Poodles, come out to play-yay!
HA! I knew that would get you in here!
jumps on the Monday Monster and tries to force feed him some meds and whiskey
Cold fresh monday... yuk!
<Does Monday Snoopee dance>
HA! I knew that would get you in here!
jumps on the Monday Monster and tries to force feed him some meds and whiskey
*knocks CDP off and punts him* You didn't think I'd fall for that again did you?
*knocks CDP off and punts him* You didn't think I'd fall for that again did you?HA! I knew that would get you in here!
jumps on the Monday Monster and tries to force feed him some meds and whiskey
<Licks Monday Monster>
Don't try to punt me. I weigh 27 tons, and I don't want to hurt you.
*knocks CDP off and punts him* You didn't think I'd fall for that again did you?HA! I knew that would get you in here!
jumps on the Monday Monster and tries to force feed him some meds and whiskey
Oh, ok! Fine! Go ahead! Drink my blood!
Oh, ok! Fine! Go ahead! Drink my blood!*knocks CDP off and punts him* You didn't think I'd fall for that again did you?HA! I knew that would get you in here!
jumps on the Monday Monster and tries to force feed him some meds and whiskey
My pleasure! *picks up CDP and begins drinking* Ah, that was good! Wait a minute! I don't feel so well. You *&%$@#^ you tricked me! *vomits on the Spotty Carpet* *keels over dead*
My pleasure! *picks up CDP and begins drinking* Ah, that was good! Wait a minute! I don't feel so well. You *&%$@#^ you tricked me! *vomits on the Spotty Carpet* *keels over dead*Oh, ok! Fine! Go ahead! Drink my blood!*knocks CDP off and punts him* You didn't think I'd fall for that again did you?HA! I knew that would get you in here!
jumps on the Monday Monster and tries to force feed him some meds and whiskey
That's right MOFO! My blood is already adjusted by my own special brew! HA! And HA! again!
Happy Humpday!
Happy Humpday!
*Humps Snarky*
Happy Humpday!*Humps Snarky*
humps the Humpday Monster who's humping Snarky
Oh yeah. Pile on me.
humps the Humpday Monster who's humping SnarkyHappy Humpday!*Humps Snarky*
*Humps CDP who's humping the Humpday Monster who's humping Snarky* Everybody hop on the love train!
Everything is right with the world.
Say, are the Monday Monster and the Humpday Monster related?
Say, are the Monday Monster and the Humpday Monster related?
I think the Monday Monster is the Humpday Monster's flawed and evil clone.
Say, are the Monday Monster and the Humpday Monster related?I think the Monday Monster is the Humpday Monster's flawed and evil clone.
Well the Humpday Monster is certainly the better endowed one. Maybe that's why the Monday Monster is such a grump.
I have heard clones created by transporter malfunctions suffer from shrinkage...
Well the Humpday Monster is certainly the better endowed one. Maybe that's why the Monday Monster is such a grump.Say, are the Monday Monster and the Humpday Monster related?I think the Monday Monster is the Humpday Monster's flawed and evil clone.
*Looking and listening from the abyss* &^%$#!@ poodles!
piddles
piddles
*gurgle gurgle*
drags his butt across the carpet
Hello? Guys? Am I....all alone...again?
Hello? Guys? Am I....all alone...again?
Of course not. I'm here. *licks CDP*
humps Cockapoo
*flaps menacingly*
humps Cockapoo
Thanks for the birthday humping!
*spontaneously sprays confetti around at the birthday announcement*
Uh oh, has anyone seen Courtfool recently? I hope a troll or the Monday Monster didn't get him.
Who am I kidding? The Monday Monster is full of weak sauce... Epic Fail in a Frenchie beret! {looks around nervously to make sure MonMon isn't around}
humps CockapooThanks for the birthday humping!
{coughs up soggy catnip mouse} Happy B-day!
Uh oh, has anyone seen Courtfool recently? I hope a troll or the Monday Monster didn't get him.
Who am I kidding? The Monday Monster is full of weak sauce... Epic Fail in a Frenchie beret! {looks around nervously to make sure MonMon isn't around}
I like you Miss Kitty. I think I'll kill you last.
Poodles, come out come out where ever you are.
Darn, need to find more time to come a leave moar poodle love!
*humps the monday monster*
Poodles, come out come out where ever you are.
*skullf$!#s the Monday Monster*
Poodles, come out come out where ever you are.*skullf@@&s the Monday Monster*
Huh. I'm not even reaching for the brainbleach anymore... that's a bad sign, isn't it?
Did I miss hump day?
Did I miss hump day?
Technically, but when did that ever stop me? *Humps Snarky*
I could probably use a good humping right about now.....
I could probably use a good humping right about now.....
*Humps CDP*
Halloween is my favorite day!
<Does Snoopee dance>
*humps a pumpkin*
Mmmmmm......pumpkin.
Ugh, too many pumpkin spice eggnogs this year... and then I missed that planar convergence at Albuquerque...
{unsteadily swoops slowly overhead, taking careful video footage of Clinically Depressed Poodle's most sincere landmine patch yet.}
{whispers to self:} This will look great on Poodtube.
{floats gently to the ground and looks around approvingly at landmine patch}
Yes, Little Sumo made this patch with much love and much fiber. And he was always happy to share it with his poodle friends. Once again, a most sincere landmine patch.
{He works quickly to fill a large hollow Callous Jack-O' Lantern- piñata with squeaky toys, jerky treats, and a jar of fiber supplements. He fills a special baggie with all of CDP's best meds and sets it gently next to the sleeping poodle's head.}
{Next, he scribes a by the doggy door to ensnare The Monday Monster.}
{His work done, he nods approvingly before disappearing in a spicy sulfurous poof of flatulence}
{twitches, dreams of electric sheep and electric youth}
{twitches, dreams of hunting pumpkins}
drops a landmine to celebrate his gifts
Will it be enough to keep the Monday Monster at bay?