*Outside the Poodle clubhouse in full camouflage* *Knocks down door to clubhouse* *pulls out AK47* Say hello to my little friend!!! *Starts firing weapon* Die you &^%$**# Poodles!!! Die!!!
YIPE!!! *Hides under the sofa*
<Disintegrates a few bullets>
Mmmm...titanium. And is that a hint of depleted uranium?
MoMo, you're the best!
*puts a flower in the barrel of the Monday Monster's gun and then commences humping him mercilessly*
*puts a flower in the barrel of the Monday Monster's gun and then commences humping him mercilessly*
{pokes head out of hole in ceiling, sings:} All we are saying (Momo), is give humps a chance.
Ohhhhhh, that depleted uranium is making me a little gassy...
*puts a flower in the barrel of the Monday Monster's gun and then commences humping him mercilessly*
Oh great, a hippeh Poodle. Btw, I came prepared for your tricks. *is wearing a necklace of anti-humping* *Throws Snarky off and gives him a good punt*
Ohhhhhh, that depleted uranium is making me a little gassy...
Here's more gas for ya! *Shoots at Rusty*
*puts a flower in the barrel of the Monday Monster's gun and then commences humping him mercilessly*Oh great, a hippeh Poodle. Btw, I came prepared for your tricks. *is wearing a necklace of anti-humping* *Throws Snarky off and gives him a good punt*
Oh yeah, that's hot. Throw me around some more.
wakes up from booze induced nap
jumps on MoMo and feeds him some meds and beer
Oooo, shiny dangling collar-thingie! {snags MoMo's and tosses it to Rusty} Catch Rusty! It's some kind of new flea collar!
Oooo, shiny dangling collar-thingie! {snags MoMo's and tosses it to Rusty} Catch Rusty! It's some kind of new flea collar!
Om nom nom nom
<Seconds pass>
Now I'm gassy and I have no sex drive. Wauuuugggghhhhhh!!!
Oooo, shiny dangling collar-thingie! {snags MoMo's and tosses it to Rusty} Catch Rusty! It's some kind of new flea collar!Om nom nom nom
<Seconds pass>
Now I'm gassy and I have no sex drive. Wauuuugggghhhhhh!!!
*stops flapping*
charges at the doggy door in an effort to get it moving again
Oooo, shiny dangling collar-thingie! {snags MoMo's and tosses it to Rusty} Catch Rusty! It's some kind of new flea collar!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
wakes up from booze induced nap
jumps on MoMo and feeds him some meds and beer
You motherf....... *drops dead*
You motherf....... *drops dead*wakes up from booze induced nap
jumps on MoMo and feeds him some meds and beer
*sniffs body* *Begins humping* Hurry up guys so you can get that last dying quiver!
*sniffs body* *Begins humping* Hurry up guys so you can get that last dying quiver!You motherf....... *drops dead*wakes up from booze induced nap
jumps on MoMo and feeds him some meds and beer
Not now, I have a headache...
Arf
You motherf....... *drops dead*wakes up from booze induced nap
jumps on MoMo and feeds him some meds and beer
Poor MoMo was kinda butch for a MPLH.
Is the twitching leg involuntary, or is he still alive?
Today is Monday Monster Humping day, YAY!
*humps the Monday Monster*
Is the twitching leg involuntary, or is he still alive?
Either way, that leg is pretty frisky.
*humps leg*
joins in the MoMo corpse hump fest
Whoa! Deja-vu!
Hey! Where'd everybody go?
Guys...?
Hello....?
anybody....?
I feel so alone....
*humps a Thanksgiving turkey*
What?
The recipe said "baste".
Hey! Where'd everybody go?
Guys...?
Hello....?
anybody....?
I feel so alone....
Hey, I'm here! *humps CDP*
Yay!
humps the humpday monster
Oh, I thought with MoMo dead and all, we were all going to go our separate ways.
I was going to open a cutlery store.
Oh, I thought with MoMo dead and all, we were all going to go our separate ways.
I was going to open a cutlery store.
Silly thing. I can never truly die as the one who created me through his drug-induced paranoid mind is still alive.
Oh, I thought with MoMo dead and all, we were all going to go our separate ways.
I was going to open a cutlery store.
Silly thing. I can never truly die as the one who created me through his drug-induced paranoid mind is still alive.
** spoiler omitted **
Thank goodness. No offense, MoMo, but Three and a Half Men is way more frightening.
Hey guys. We're only two-hundred posts from catching up and surpassing The Angry Jack thread. Hopefully, Courtfool will rejoin us soon to celebrate. YAP!
Oh, I thought with MoMo dead and all, we were all going to go our separate ways.
I was going to open a cutlery store.
Silly thing. I can never truly die as the one who created me through his drug-induced paranoid mind is still alive.
** spoiler omitted **
DAMN YOU! For a second, I thought Elvis was still alive!
Hey guys. We're only two-hundred posts from catching up and surpassing The Angry Jack thread. Hopefully, Courtfool will rejoin us soon to celebrate. YAP!
<Humps the thread count>
DAMN YOU! For a second, I thought Elvis was still alive!Oh, I thought with MoMo dead and all, we were all going to go our separate ways.
I was going to open a cutlery store.
Silly thing. I can never truly die as the one who created me through his drug-induced paranoid mind is still alive.
** spoiler omitted **
Nope, he's gone. Skinny Elvis went to Heaven. Fat Elvis is down here in the Abyss with us performing shows. The Elder Gods thought this was as bad of a torture they could come up with towards the denizens of the Abyss. I think they might be right. *shudder*
cries for Elvis
*pouts because he didn't get to have Poodle for Thanksgiving*
humps MoMO's "turkey"
*Preparing a rocket launcher for tomorrow*
*prepares "red rocket" for tomorrow*
*prepares "red rocket" for tomorrow*
Why wait so long? *humps Snarky*
arf
arf
My sentiments exactly.
*comes in with a flamethrower* Ok, which one of you *&^%$#@^&*%$# want to get barbecued?
*comes in with a flamethrower* Ok, which one of you *&^%$#@^&*%$# want to get barbecued?
Oh yeah, baby. Flamethrowers are hot.
wakes up underneath the sofa with a tablecloth tied around his neck like a cape, his tail painted lime green, and different socks on each paw
WTF happend?
CDP throws one hell of a party.
<shudders>
I SAW EVERYTHING!
Everything?
wakes up underneath the sofa with a tablecloth tied around his neck like a cape, his tail painted lime green, and different socks on each paw
WTF happend?
CDP has become a superhero! YAY! *licks CDP*