*Honors all of the fallen monsters who have given their lives trying to rid the world of the vile poodle infestation*
Blasphemy! Everyone been bitten by a poodle at some point! Embrace your inner poodle. Were-Poodles arise!!!
*Honors all of the fallen monsters who have given their lives trying to rid the world of the vile poodle infestation*Blasphemy! Everyone been bitten by a poodle at some point! Embrace your inner poodle. Were-Poodles arise!!!
Um, okay.
What alignment are poodles?
*Honors all of the fallen monsters who have given their lives trying to rid the world of the vile poodle infestation*Blasphemy! Everyone been bitten by a poodle at some point! Embrace your inner poodle. Were-Poodles arise!!!Um, okay.
What alignment are poodles?
chaotic neutral
*Honors all of the fallen monsters who have given their lives trying to rid the world of the vile poodle infestation*Blasphemy! Everyone been bitten by a poodle at some point! Embrace your inner poodle. Were-Poodles arise!!!Um, okay.
What alignment are poodles?
Chaotic Snarky
Rats!
Rats!!! Yummy nom nom nom
Ha! No Monday Monster this week! I wish we had a federal holiday every week...
Ha! No Monday Monster this week! I wish we had a federal holiday every week...
There's no guarantee it would always be on a Monday.
Ayup... oh wiat, wrong thread
*gives Mentol to LHP*
*stinks*
*Monthly cleaning service comes through! Chases off all the poodles, vacuum, deep soap, polish, the works. Lets the poodles back in, exits.*
*sparkles*
Thanks mysterios vacuuming stranger!
*sparkles*
Thanks mysterios vacuuming stranger!
Wow, the carpet is so clean!
{coughs up fresh hairball on carpet}
*sparkles*
Thanks mysterios vacuuming stranger!
*sniffs* Yuck! You smell awful! *piddles on the carpet* *sniffs* Ah, much better now!
runs around in a circle
Does it really take a Balrog to clean the carpet?
Huh.
Does it really take a Balrog to clean the carpet?
Huh.
Have you seen the messes we leave?
Is Dispel Poodle Mess an 8th level spell?
humps Courtfool
(peeks out of poodle pile, then quickly submerges)
tries to feed the eyeball some meds
Guess what day it is!
Does it really take a Balrog to clean the carpet?
Huh.
Ever since my last boss got overthrown, I take any job I can get in this economy. Not a lot of demand for Minions these days....
Okay, who soaked me with Sterno? Was it you CDP?
Well hopefully things will really flare up on the Korean peninsula. The increase in recently dead should kick off an economic boom in hell.
Well hopefully things will really flare up on the Korean peninsula. The increase in recently dead should kick off an economic boom in hell.
Speaking of carpet bombings, can you guys use the doggy door?
Speaking of carpet bombings, can you guys use the doggy door?
Yes.
*flaps menacingly*
runs out through the doggie door
runs in through the doggie door
runs out through the doggie door
runs in through the doggie door
runs out through the doggie door
runs in through the doggie door
runs out through the doggie door
runs in through the doggie door
Not me. I'm scared of that doggy door.
*pees on the carpet instead*
runs out through the doggie door
runs in through the doggie door
runs out through the doggie door
runs in through the doggie door
collapses in the corner
*continues to flap menacingly*