8 Word "Star Wars" Themed Word Game

[Heathansson]

crevasse, saw the jawas were partying hard with

[Patrick Curtin]

the game "What's under my robe?" going on

[Heathansson]

but the Tuskien Raiders didn't want to play,

[Aberzombie]

especially with rumors of someone going Imperial "Commando".

[Heathansson]

Jawas pack some pretty big guns, if you

[Aberzombie]

know what I mean. In fact, there once

[Mothman]

had been an unfortunate incident involving a Jedi

[Vattnisse]

groupie who, in a desperate attempt to impress

[Mothman]

a pleasure droid, had mistaken a Jawa’s junk

[Aberzombie]

for a blaster rifle and then proceeded to

[Patrick Curtin]

try getting a full-cycle auto stream going.

[Aberzombie]

This horrific sight caused many Jedi to call

[Heathansson]

their insurance agents, to make sure their starfighters

[Aberzombie]

were covered in case of interstellar conflict. Anakin

[Patrick Curtin]

never tried to auto stream Jawa junk, but

[Aberzombie]

he was willing to try, especially if it

[Heathansson]

meant he could get some of that kind

[Aberzombie]

of "special treatment" for his landspeeder and his

[Tensor]

driods. If you know what I mean. A

[Aberzombie]

stormtrooper didn't like the implications made, so he

[Heathansson]

took a dooky in his armor dooky processor

[Tensor]

and pressed the "dook" key. It bleeped, then

[Aberzombie]

released the dook in a torrent of horrendous

[Heathansson]

schlorping. Count Dooku was baffled by his namesake

[Aberzombie]

processor and decided that everyone would be better

[Kruelaid]

off if he.... well what COULD he do?

[MythrilDragon]

The circle is complete, the apprentice is now

[Aberzombie]

the stunt co-ordinator with a burgeoning film career.

[Heathansson]

"I find your lack of faith.......disturbing," said

[Aberzombie]

Darth Cosmo, Lord of the Sith, from the

[Heathansson]

Seinfeld episode where Kramer got a facial tattoo

[Kruelaid]

on his buttocks. "It hurt like hell" he

[Aberzombie]

loudly proclaimed to anyone who couldn't escape from

[Tensor]

Lord Baal -- pussies. Luke attacked Lea, because she

[Aberzombie]

refused to see the funny side of the

[Tensor]

famous people dying. "How obtuse can you be?"

[Aberzombie]

he screamed. "Don't you realize that everyone wants

[Patrick Curtin]

to have their fifteen minutes of fleeting fame?"

[Aberzombie]

Leia responded with a vicious lightsaber chop, taunting

[Patrick Curtin]

Lando as she slashed. "You are a sellout!"

[Tensor]

Lando's eyes fell, because he knew he was.

[Patrick Curtin]

"But I had to do it!" Lando pleaded

[Tensor]

"The empire promised me a new firebird, and... "

[Patrick Curtin]

"Well the Empire destroyed Pontiac, so no Firebird

[Tensor]

Lando," said Lea. Lando screamed like a little girl.

[Patrick Curtin]

"Aww they promised me one with the DECAL!!"

[Tensor]

"Get over it Lando, we need to save

[Patrick Curtin]

Luke, C3PO ,Han, George, and lil' Orphan Annie

[Tensor]

"Not Annie," hissed Lando. "She gave me space

[Patrick Curtin]

herpes. You know, the sentient kind that giggles?