that enough? Look a doughnut hole!" Tarkin ran
through the options. "No point in a Muff
Diver applying himself here", he said. Darth Vader
sn1ggered, though this caused his mask to block
his airway and proceded to vomit chunks of
roast banther onto his cape. “Get it together
both of you, or I'll toss you out
the nearest airlock and see how well you
fly after your brain pops out your head.
" shouted the Emperor. Just then, his phone rang.
"Hello", he answered. "No, my toilet is not
available for Gungan tourists to use after they
got their tongues entangled in a nerf's stinky
nether regions. How did you get this number
? Wait, is that JarJar? I told you never
never to call me here, sweetheat, what are
you wearing?" he asked, his hand moving under
his jacket, and to his blaster. Death... Jarjar.
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JarJar used his tounge to grab the blaster
but in his stupid way ended up shooting
the Emperor in his manhood. It was quite
the scandal in later days, but at that
point no one cared about opinion polls anymore.
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Meanwhile, Queen Amidala was starting her daily routine
with yoga. After five minutes a light sweat
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Yoda walked in. He was not pleased with her
poor posture, and recommended she visit a local
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chiopracter to snap her spine into place. Once
Lando heard Amidala was sweating he ran over
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with a pitcher of Nerf-ade. It had a
note tied to the handle. She picked it
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off and made an origami tie fighter with
a crane as pilot. "Kneel before true power,"
said Darth Maul. Obi Wan didn't care for
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his attitude. With a vorpal lightsaber he went
to town, slicing and dicing like a knife
in the hands of a pimpin' protocol droid
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. With several quick strokes, Darth Maul was seperated
from reality. George Lucas messed that up too.
Boba Fett sung a lovely aria while Princess Leia
imagined her mother, the queen, in black spacesuit.
Leia moaned loudly as she caressed her mothers'
servent's cousin's best-friend's brother's judo instructor's belly.
Boba Fett spied on Leia kissing Luke intimately.
He wished he could kiss Luke too, but
Leia closed the blinds to her quarters before
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Boba got jealous. He once again had to
resort to pleasuring himself. Meanwhile, back on Tatooine,
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the Jawas declared war on the Tusken Raiders.
The battle lasted a fortnight and the Tuskens
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