8 Word "Star Wars" Themed Word Game

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

He was searching for all his porn downloads.

[Grand Magus]

But what he found shocked him. In R2D2's

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

"Videos" folder was evidence that the Reagan Administration

[Digitalelf]

really had things right with "Trickle Down Economics".

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

"The Emperor will be pleased with the news."

[Grand Magus]

Because the "winner takes all" folder is getting

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

small, even with the Emperor's new tax cuts."

[Grand Magus]

Hey, who's that in my closet? The Emperor

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

rubbed his hands to generate a charge and

[Grand Magus]

after a few moments a light went on

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

It was the neon-red "Intruder Alert" alarm!

[Digitalelf]

"Drat!" said The Emperor, "I've been meaning to...

[John W Johnson]

...fix that siren." He looked at the light...

[Grand Magus]

Then reached out with his finger. Zap! That hurt.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Suddenly, the Emperor was struck with a vision:

[Grand Magus]

I'm lying on the ground. A mist swirls