...facepainted hopping sith upstaging all that CGI, but...
will Mary cosmetics and lightsabers be enough to...
take over the galaxy? How will the jedi...
overcome? Face it, all the make-up in the
Galaxy, is insignificant to the power of the...
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small moon up ahead. Wait... that's no moon!
That's a blackhead. No way that's a blackhead,
hard to see the darkside is... behind you!
Meanwhile, C3P0 was getting ready for a massage
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"Oh, dear. What if the masseuse breaks protocol?"
The masseusse, an ephont mon named Bob the
Builder, realized then he was in the wrong...
cantina. Three drunk rhodians were ambling up to
Bob the Builder, and belched we don't like...
you. Our friends don't like you either. Neither
does the weirdo over there with the wolf
mask on. The big preying mantis likes you,
but, now IG-88 is calling for an oilchange
because he fouled himself after his motivator blew.
"Sorry, we only do landspeeders," said the jawa
IG-88 said,"Beep, boop, tweep", then blasted the...
jawa in the head. The puny humanoid twitched
as tusken raiders fed him to their bantha
since he was a little too gamey for
the tusken raider dinner table. Suddenly, Luke Skywalker's
cousin Jethro Sansyfleas was found dead in a
gutted astro droid. Jethro's member was stuffed into
his ear, indicating that the Gungan Mafia was
pissed, "where is meesa money beeatches!" exclaimed, Boss..,
Noss, "You sah is in big trouble!" Then...,
he turned to Jar Jar "Aspirins" who they
would only deal with Snaggletooth, a drug bounty
that would battle with light sabers that had
fuzzy dice hanging off the ends. Yoda was
too busy fighting a droid for granola bars
and light sticks. "Away put your stungun, I
harm no you mean...wait...what's IN those
granola sticks? Wasted I am feeling. I feel
like a Daggit, but of this world, they
exist....do not. Why humans there are but
weak and made of matter great not. Yoda
, green like frog, he is. Do or do
not, try a damn thing never did. Size
matters not to some, but to a lot
important, so the ladies tell me. Alas, green
not easy it is, being. Kermit, sung you
of the jedi immortal from the Rannos Dalv
in the Muppet Treasure Island movie? Seen it,
and Bengimina came to battle Long John Silver,
who had a blaster hidden in his leg.
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