huntin for womp rats near the equator, but
them Biggs' home address and told them he
"We're a couple of shooting stars," Biggs laughed,
"just like we did before flying Beggar's Canyon."
The tusken raiders of the Jhagnol Vrokk caverns
grunted to the Jawas; " youse got any droids?"
"Just the red one and the blue one."
then they all screamed "Utini!" and ran around
Soon the ground was littered with brown capes.
The smell of bantha doo doo was everywhere.
Ruglugsug, an avant garde tusken discoverd that he
was not really happy at raiding anymore, the
pros started outweighing the cons and he decided
to open a yoga and meditation retreat on
Naboo. Although he did owe Jabba the Hutt
a million credits from an old gambling debt
"To hell with fat slug bastard! I'll see
once I've found my glasses (rustle, grope, search).
He found his way back to the raiders
gave away all his raider gear to his
old raiding buddy Tehtok the Slayer. Tehtok was
unable to fit his fat ass in the
cried, drowning his sorrows at the Anchorhead pub
I just like deepfried Oreos!" Greebo slammed vodka
Damnation, smells like wet wookie in here; yuck!
he cried and fired a few blaster rounds
at a astro-mech droid, while downing his
pet cannock in a tub of lorb whiskey
Dengar joined in the fun and started ripping
smashed a Mandalorian crockpot over his bandaged head
liquify. He turned his rage on a Klatooinian
covered in warts and had the ugliest feet
or even on his own grandmother, who was
no small footed woman herself and was known
Auntie Acrefoot. She tended bartender at the cantina
and her Cousin Fred played in the band
and her sister was a whore to Jabba