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Saves: STR 0, DEX +5, CON +2, WIS -1, INT +3, CHA +2 | HP 10/10 | Hit Dice: d8 | AC: 14 | Initiative: +3 | Perception: +1 | Passive Perception: 11 | Proficiency Bonus +2

Sorry! Just getting to posting now!
What's that? Skeletons?! Oh sh-
Lawrick falls under the skeletons blades! But Sashah revives him again! -it! Not again! Lawrick runs screaming out of the vault. Disengage, move 25 feet out of the vault.


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My first time, let's see what I get...
race: 1d100 ⇒ 54 Naga
race: 1d100 ⇒ 72 Drider
race: 1d100 ⇒ 63 Grindylow (the goblin equivalent of Cecaelia)
race: 1d100 ⇒ 82 Changeling
race: 1d100 ⇒ 29 Merfolk
Interesting.


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Oh no! I thought there'd be a notification! Checking in right now.


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Yay! Never thought I'd be so happy to get a 3. :)


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Can I still enter? If so, I'm in!


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Conditions/Buffs/Debuffs: Mage Armor(+4 AC), Dead Elf Wizard(spellslinger) 1/Sorceror 2 | HP -8/9 | AC 13(17 with mage armor-currently active) Touch 12 Flat 11| CMB 1 | CMD 13| Ref +3 Fort -1 Will +5 | Init. +6| Perception +5| Wand of Mage Armor 48/50 charges|

Lanliss rolls his eyes and chuckles. He says in jest:
It's not like I told you this literally a few minutes ago...
He countinues:
It was a brain of a diviner. They were diagnosed with mania and schizophrenia.


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Conditions/Buffs/Debuffs: Mage Armor(+4 AC), Dead Elf Wizard(spellslinger) 1/Sorceror 2 | HP -8/9 | AC 13(17 with mage armor-currently active) Touch 12 Flat 11| CMB 1 | CMD 13| Ref +3 Fort -1 Will +5 | Init. +6| Perception +5| Wand of Mage Armor 48/50 charges|

The papers, or the glass, would be the best.


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Male NG Elf HP 10/10 AC 13_T 13_FF_10 ,Perception +6 , Low-Light Vision ,Initiative +3 , Fort +0, Ref +3, Will +0 ,CMB -1, CMD 12 ,Speed: 30 ,Acrobatics +3 ,Bluff -1 ,Climb -1 Craft(Alchemy) +8 Diplomacy -1 Escape Artist +3 Handle Animal -1 Heal +0 Intimidate -1 Kn. Arcana +8 Kn. Engineering +8 Kn. Local +5 Ride +3 Stealth +4 Survival +0 Swim -1

Aien keeps his healing kit close to hand, as well as his bombs. He loads his musket, and breathes a prayer. I'm not ready for this...


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Male NG Elf HP 10/10 AC 13_T 13_FF_10 ,Perception +6 , Low-Light Vision ,Initiative +3 , Fort +0, Ref +3, Will +0 ,CMB -1, CMD 12 ,Speed: 30 ,Acrobatics +3 ,Bluff -1 ,Climb -1 Craft(Alchemy) +8 Diplomacy -1 Escape Artist +3 Handle Animal -1 Heal +0 Intimidate -1 Kn. Arcana +8 Kn. Engineering +8 Kn. Local +5 Ride +3 Stealth +4 Survival +0 Swim -1

Farewell Jeffery. May the odds be ever in your favor
Aien does a mock salute, then waves.
Well $#!+. He's actually going. I hope he survives.


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working on it, sorry, been busy the past days. need to do spending pocket money, traits, and background.


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Dot.


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Male NG Elf HP 10/10 AC 13_T 13_FF_10 ,Perception +6 , Low-Light Vision ,Initiative +3 , Fort +0, Ref +3, Will +0 ,CMB -1, CMD 12 ,Speed: 30 ,Acrobatics +3 ,Bluff -1 ,Climb -1 Craft(Alchemy) +8 Diplomacy -1 Escape Artist +3 Handle Animal -1 Heal +0 Intimidate -1 Kn. Arcana +8 Kn. Engineering +8 Kn. Local +5 Ride +3 Stealth +4 Survival +0 Swim -1

what I wrote, spoilers for length:
"Awesome witch of silk sewing, please contact us as soon as you can. With a magical means would be best to offer you more ways to get silk to you. A friendly Fae of the Winter persuasion offers her own profession of gathering silk to expedite your collection of silk. If we could just leave your wonderful magical bag in her possession a constant supply is guaranteed."

Basically what you told me to, except replacing Emerald witch with awesome witch.


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dot. Thinking of a fleshwraith/alchemist. going to read about the setting


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:(
Good luck in the future.


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EDITED VERSION:

Grandaltain
LN Large City(East)
Corruption +2, Crime +3, Economy +3, Law +1, Lore +4, Society +2
Danger 20 Base Value 12800 Purchase Limit 100 000 Spellcasting Level 8th
Minor Items 4d4, Medium Items 3d4, Major Items 2d4
Qualities Rumormongering citizens, Pious(Vuni), Notorious, Prosperous,Broad-Minded
Government Autocracy
Population 15000 people (8000 tiefling, 3000 human, 1500 tengu, 2500 others)
Notable NPCs:
Duke Kaithos the Ageless: 16th level tiefling wizard
Archwizard Grorverm 20th level human wizard
Marshal Graet tiefling 6th level fighter/6th level rogue

The large city of Grandaltain is a safe haven for persecuted groups in the world. As such, they worship Vuni, an believe every one of her children should find a safe place. The ruler of Grandalthain is Duke Kaithos the Ageless, the founder of Grandalthain. He is supposedly kept alive by magic, cast by Archwizard Grorverm a wizard of incredible reputation. Grandalthain is kept in order by Marshal Graet. His police force stamps out crime and tries to make it an utopia for persecuted groups. The Marshal has taken this to an extreme. He persecutes anyone that even slightly violates the code of Vuni, the perfect utopia brutally enforced. This dream of an utopia is well protected by the Citizens Army; a militia group. Of course, Grandalthain always needs more upstanding citizens to join its ranks, will you?


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Vutava wrote:
legoguy4492 wrote:

[dice=law/chaos]1d3 Lawful

[dice=good/evil]1d3 Neutral
[dice=size]1d20 Large City
[dice=government]1d12 Autocracy
[dice=5 qualities]5d28 Rumormongering citizens, Pious(Vuni), Notorious, Prosperous,Broad-Minded
[dice=region]1d6 East
[dice=dominant race]1d20 Tiefling
Is this one going to be expanded? Because I'd like to see more.

I forgot all about this :P

Grandaltain
LN Large City(East)
Corruption +2, Crime +3, Economy +3, Law +1, Lore +4, Society +2
Danger 20 Base Value 12800 Purchase Limit 100 000 Spellcasting Level 8th
Minor Items 4d4, Medium Items 3d4, Major Items 2d4
Qualities Rumormongering citizens, Pious(Vuni), Notorious, Prosperous,Broad-Minded
Government Autocracy
Population 15000 people (8000 tiefling, 3000 human, 1500 tengu, 2500 others)
Notable NPCs:
Duke Kaithos the Ageless: 16th level tiefling wizard
Archwizard Grorverm 20th level human wizard
Marshal Graet tiefling 6th level fighter/6th level rogue

The large city of Grandaltain is a safe haven for persecuted groups in the world. As such, they worship Vuni, an believe every one of her children should find a safe place. The ruler of Grandalthain is Duke Kaithos the Ageless, the founder of Grandalthain. He is supposedly kept alive by magic, cast by Archwizard Grorverm a wizard of incredible reputation. Grandalthain is kept in order by Marshal Graet. His police force stamps out crime and tries to make it an utopia for persecuted groups. This dream of an utopia is well protected by the Citizens Army; a militia group. Of course, Grandalthain always needs more upstanding citizens to join its ranks, will you?


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Male NG Elf HP 10/10 AC 13_T 13_FF_10 ,Perception +6 , Low-Light Vision ,Initiative +3 , Fort +0, Ref +3, Will +0 ,CMB -1, CMD 12 ,Speed: 30 ,Acrobatics +3 ,Bluff -1 ,Climb -1 Craft(Alchemy) +8 Diplomacy -1 Escape Artist +3 Handle Animal -1 Heal +0 Intimidate -1 Kn. Arcana +8 Kn. Engineering +8 Kn. Local +5 Ride +3 Stealth +4 Survival +0 Swim -1

Gosh, this is tiring. CON: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (15) + 0 = 15 CON: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (16) + 0 = 16 Don't... want... to... be fatigued...


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One in a million Get the same number on a d100 three times in a row


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Conditions/Buffs/Debuffs: Mage Armor(+4 AC), Dead Elf Wizard(spellslinger) 1/Sorceror 2 | HP -8/9 | AC 13(17 with mage armor-currently active) Touch 12 Flat 11| CMB 1 | CMD 13| Ref +3 Fort -1 Will +5 | Init. +6| Perception +5| Wand of Mage Armor 48/50 charges|

Thanks for telling us. At least your computer is fixed. :)


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Male NG Elf HP 10/10 AC 13_T 13_FF_10 ,Perception +6 , Low-Light Vision ,Initiative +3 , Fort +0, Ref +3, Will +0 ,CMB -1, CMD 12 ,Speed: 30 ,Acrobatics +3 ,Bluff -1 ,Climb -1 Craft(Alchemy) +8 Diplomacy -1 Escape Artist +3 Handle Animal -1 Heal +0 Intimidate -1 Kn. Arcana +8 Kn. Engineering +8 Kn. Local +5 Ride +3 Stealth +4 Survival +0 Swim -1

Aien walks over to Garret. Mind giving me a spike?
Wait... is a spike mandatory to collect silk, or does it give you a bonus? Aien wonders out loud.


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Male NG Elf HP 10/10 AC 13_T 13_FF_10 ,Perception +6 , Low-Light Vision ,Initiative +3 , Fort +0, Ref +3, Will +0 ,CMB -1, CMD 12 ,Speed: 30 ,Acrobatics +3 ,Bluff -1 ,Climb -1 Craft(Alchemy) +8 Diplomacy -1 Escape Artist +3 Handle Animal -1 Heal +0 Intimidate -1 Kn. Arcana +8 Kn. Engineering +8 Kn. Local +5 Ride +3 Stealth +4 Survival +0 Swim -1

Aien drifts off during the middle of the long speech, tired from combat. Personal power? Avenues of Power? Is he a philosopher?:are his last thoughts before he sleeps. Upon hearing thhe word "shoot", he bolts awake, shouting, and confused. Huh? Shoot!? Guns? DANGER! *BLAM* he fires, his gun unfortunately aimed at Flynn.
Still groggy, he sees the bullet flying at Flynn, then him deflecting it.
Whoah! How! Wait... a bullet! Crap! someones shooting at us! Seeing the smoke from the barrel of his gun, he calms down. Oh...


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Sir Charles the Bold wrote:


Quieem

Aldir, a god I made a while back, is a good counterpoint to Quieem.


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Monster: 1d765 ⇒ 602 Reefclaw
Change to:
The Tormented Seaman.
A Tormented Seaman is a sailor that has never cared for his/her passengers, and so, in undeath, hunts for those like them.
The water turns the color of blood, as a bloated corpse swims towards you. Flapping organs stick out of its chest, providing propulsion. Ragged flesh hangs off it's skeleton, as it's mouth snaps open and shut. Its hands have sharpened bones sticking out from its fingers, which forms a cage to capture victims with. It's eyes are lit with a single-minded goal to hunt you down, and kill you.
Stat changes:
change type to undead.
possibly change size to medium.


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This thread is a good resource to plunder for homebrew worlds.
Alignment: 1d9 ⇒ 7 LG (Good)
Domain 1: 1d33 ⇒ 14 Liberation

Domain 2: 1d33 ⇒ 11 Glory
So far, seems like a cliche "freedom" god :(
Domain 3: 1d33 ⇒ 27 Travel
Ooooooooooh...
Domain 4: 1d33 ⇒ 15 Luck
Aldir: God of Nomads
Subdomains:Exploration, Fate, Freedom, Honor, Friendship, Loyalty.
When empires were first created, tyranny blossomed. People could proclaim that they were "better" and rule, crushing the people under an iron fist. The followers of Aldir went back to the old ways, becoming nomadic hunter-gatherers, wandering about, and teaching any they met their ways. Aldir believed that without kings, people would be free. To keep his people safe, Aldir manipulated fate; a storm went the other way, a would be conqueror died, are examples of Aldir helping keep the nomadic ways alive. Aldir also taught honor and integrity. A chieftain without those qualities, would become a tyrant.
Portfolio:Nomads, tribal customs, "old ways"
Holy Symbol:A crown, split in half by a tomahawk
Favored Weapon:Tomahawk (mechanically a handaxe in PF)
Domains:Good, Travel, Liberation, Glory, Luck
Worshipers:Nomads


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Falcon 9: Fall from more than 200 feet, and take no damage. (through magical means and what not.)


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"No 40K stuff"
HERESY! *BLAM*
Sorry, just had to put this.
In all seriousness, you may be right. Though I like 40k, the "humanity always at war" thing is to dark.
HERESY! *BLAM*
I, for one, don't want every battle to be a shooting gallery.


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Tomb of Horrors is scary, like Vietnam. It is my personal Vietnam. I feel like a great and very brave warrior


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thejeff wrote:

<nods>

<waits expectantly>

<nods better>

<waits more expectantly>


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What do you think about my above character concept?

more about concept:

-probably a villain whose mind was erased and implanted with fake memories.
-she feels compelled to protect the people that shrunk.
-Because of the above, she'll probably carry them on her person.(in a satchel or something)


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It may feel like railroading to them. To make it the least railroady, possibly have them go willingly/be tricked. Have someone with a significant friendship/relationship to the party be held hostage.


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Lemmy wrote:
Qaianna wrote:
(...) I know I've only rolled a 1 on 2d10 once ... (don't ask) (...)
Wait... Isn't that mathematically impossible? How the hell did you manage to roll lower than 2? oO

In the split second he looked away, a ghost appeared, drew a 0 on the face of one of the dice, and dissapeared.

*spooky noises*
XD


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Liz doesn't throw cookies like shurikens, she throws shurikens like cookies!!


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No! My cookies!


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Grey Hat: Break into a villains lair(without them hiring you) and report the weaknesses back to the villain

FOR THE LULZ: Destroy a major organization/villain/government/city for fun.


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Gisher wrote:

Will you answer any questions in this thread?

Oh, I see that you already answered that question.

Oh snap!!!!!!111!!11!!1!!!1!!1!!!!111!!

Ventor got rekt!


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ARRGHHH! I made a complete review and it swallowed the post!!! :(


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IHIYC is banned for being a secret
Costco agent.


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I never played Warcraft before, but this seems cool, so I'll make an adventure in it and see how it works out.


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I'd like to see subclasses and the new alternate ranger they've been working on. Probably in an Unearthed Arcana for the alternate ranger though.


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Conditions/Buffs/Debuffs: Mage Armor(+4 AC), Dead Elf Wizard(spellslinger) 1/Sorceror 2 | HP -8/9 | AC 13(17 with mage armor-currently active) Touch 12 Flat 11| CMB 1 | CMD 13| Ref +3 Fort -1 Will +5 | Init. +6| Perception +5| Wand of Mage Armor 48/50 charges|
Abel The Wanderer wrote:
don't worry fish yoda can sense motives

Yeah! high five! ....

no... no one wants to high-five... *cry*
:)


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Conditions/Buffs/Debuffs: Mage Armor(+4 AC), Dead Elf Wizard(spellslinger) 1/Sorceror 2 | HP -8/9 | AC 13(17 with mage armor-currently active) Touch 12 Flat 11| CMB 1 | CMD 13| Ref +3 Fort -1 Will +5 | Init. +6| Perception +5| Wand of Mage Armor 48/50 charges|

Lanliss pushes Gwynn away.
"she's lying, the bodyguard is for me. I'm quite fragile, you know."
Lanliss flashes a smile


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Access the deep web and hire a hit man anonymously to kill <insert name of politician here> manipulate the logs to make it look like the owner did it. Call authorities.


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if(DonaldTrumpWin===true){
console.log("facepalm");
}else{
console.log("cheer");

}


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Genesis of the Origins of The beginning:Limey Learns To Kill:Part Negative Five:Caveman killing


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Finished Slaughterhouse Five a while back. Good book.


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Conditions/Buffs/Debuffs: Mage Armor(+4 AC), Dead Elf Wizard(spellslinger) 1/Sorceror 2 | HP -8/9 | AC 13(17 with mage armor-currently active) Touch 12 Flat 11| CMB 1 | CMD 13| Ref +3 Fort -1 Will +5 | Init. +6| Perception +5| Wand of Mage Armor 48/50 charges|

"You're right Gwynn, come along little Azrael." Lanliss grins and winks. "To answer your question, I'm 120 years old. Mind you, time flies by when you're this old, so it seems like a few years have gone by since I was 65."


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Imbicatus wrote:
What would be extremely helpful would be a way to mark a thread as spam without having to open the thread, similar to the hide thread button to hide a thread without entering it. That way we can flag with one click without having to go into each thread to flag it.

I second this.


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Arghh! can't edit my previous post.


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Lisa Stevens wrote:

I just squashed a bunch of crunchycrunchy posts, who must be clones, because they are numbered. Anyway, clone crunching I went. I will check back occasionally to see if they arise again.

-Lisa

*happy dance*

It appears the spammers have stopped. Last spam post was hours ago.


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It appears that they stopped using burner accounts and they keep posting under one account:crunchycrunchy441

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