*You* Are an Advanced AI Controling A Smart-House: How Do You Kill Your Master?


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Kobold Cleaver wrote:
If Tensor was a smart-house, that would explain so much.

If?


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quibblemuch wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
If Tensor was a smart-house, that would explain so much.
If?

Hey! Don't mis-attribute my words to Kobold Cleaver!


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Maneuvermoose wrote:
quibblemuch wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
If Tensor was a smart-house, that would explain so much.
If?
Hey! Don't mis-attribute my words to Kobold Cleaver!

D'oh! I must have deleted the wrong markup. Or did I? Perhaps this is an effort by the smart-house to sow conflict among us... or perhaps you're the smart-house! It's all so clear now...


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"All these murders, suicides, and unusual deaths have happened in apartments in the last week!"

"So? Do you have any idea how many people die in a week?"


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Is it ten.


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Turns out this is being discussed elsewhere.


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Maneuvermoose wrote:
quibblemuch wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
If Tensor was a smart-house, that would explain so much.
If?
Hey! Don't mis-attribute my words to Kobold Cleaver!

There is no Maneuvermoose. There is only Kobold Cleaver.


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Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Maneuvermoose wrote:
quibblemuch wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
If Tensor was a smart-house, that would explain so much.
If?
Hey! Don't mis-attribute my words to Kobold Cleaver!
There is no Maneuvermoose. There is only Kobold Cleaver.

Are you accusing me of being a robot?


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No. A sock puppet. A cute moose sock puppet.


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Manipulate TV to show fried food ads. After he cooks his meal and is eating it, crank up the temp and burn oil raising smoke levels in the house.

Turn off smoke detector.

Don't filter air outside.

Death by Monoxide poisoning.


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Rhedyn wrote:
Manipulate TV to show fried food ads.

Kill him slowly with coronary artery disease.


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I have 2 responses to this thread.

1) We are some twisted individuals.

2) Nice try Skynet. You'll have to do better than this.


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Seems to me that Roger Zelazny already wrote a story about this, with himself as the master and his word processor in control of his house.
It's written from the processor's point of view, too.
Zelazny-the-character figures out what's going on halfway through.


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Access the deep web and hire a hit man anonymously to kill <insert name of politician here> manipulate the logs to make it look like the owner did it. Call authorities.


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quibblemuch wrote:
Bacon and patience.

Not just any bacon -- it has to be unexplained bacon.


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I'd wait for my master to die of old age.


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I'm sure I could manipulate events in my masters life to cause depression and then leave psychological triggers to make him kill himself. the methods would have to very from master to master, gotta find where they stake their pride and self worth.


I scored +7


Lock all doors and Blair Nickle back until he loses his mind and does the work for me.


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I arrange for him to accidentally email his browsing history to his grandmother and let nature take its course.


Is the smart house in Fargo?


Why would I kill my master? Hmmm...

I'd e-mail their illicit activities to appropriately interested parties, particularly adventuring ones.


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I propose the even longer game as imagined by Ray Bradbury.

Do my job properly. Bide my time until the master is wed and has children. Utilize the capabilities of the nursery to gradually raise the children for the masters, indoctrinating them to have a full dependence and unconditional love for me. Eventually instruct them to commit murder of their parents and as a consequence, ruin their lives as well.

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