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Owww good catch Tac!

Now, on to micro-reviewing everything Cal says, woooo!!


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bugleyman wrote:
Welcome. I strongly suggest you join a message-board gang if you want to survive. ;-)

I's strongly suggest you's choose wisely. If'n you knows what's good for you's.


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The Mind Flayer Mafia has got a tentacle offer you can't refuse!


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Hey now, 20 levels of Commoner is pretty f&+&ing good... at keeping your legs unbroken.

Capece.


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DungeonmasterCal wrote:
Don't pay attention to anything I say.

Ah - ah-hah~! You've been caught in your own trap, trapped by your own trick, inveigled by your own sleight of hand, hoist by your own petard! A double negative is proof positive! We must now pay attention to everything you say!

>:I

...

ಠ_ಠ

"Curses! Foiled again!", he babbled.

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But I was the one to divide himself by zero. Thus assuring my Mythic ascension.

It's all clearly in my Charlotte's Web Erotic Fan Fiction I haven't published yet.


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I think we scared the OP away. Anyway, welcome to the nuthouse. Watch out for scary clowns....


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Momma warned me about Clowns... And body hair...


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Molten Dragon wrote:
I think we scared the OP away. Anyway, welcome to the nuthouse. Watch out for scary clowns....

I was busy with life. But, I'm still here. Not going to be rid of me that easily!

Scarab Sages

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You sure?


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Kazuka wrote:
Molten Dragon wrote:
I think we scared the OP away. Anyway, welcome to the nuthouse. Watch out for scary clowns....
I was busy with life. But, I'm still here. Not going to be rid of me that easily!

Well... welcome to the madhouse.

Some of us are sane... mostly.


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Lies. Lies and slander.


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Yep, we are sane, more or less...

sometimes more, sometimes less....but guaranteed to never be boring ;)


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I'm pretty boring, but it's hard to be exciting when you're definitely not Brad Pitt.


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CY is sane.


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I even have multiple certificates claiming to be certified claiming as much.


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Good....good! Let the madness flow through you...

No, not you Cap, your sane...and I am quite sure I am not your father.


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Probably not. My dad (and mom) are seventy and live in a haunted hotel in a dinky town in the middle of nowhere.


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Your parents are seventy? Probably dwarves, then. Unless you're claiming you weren't born yesterday. In which case you aren't you, and we can trigger an existential crisis, causing a rupture in the space-time continuum, as we realise that in flagrant contradiction of general relativity, there is no yesterday.


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I'm almost forty. And while I wasn't born yesterday. My flannel shirts, and t-shirts from bands and countries that don't exist anymore leaves me firmly rooted in yesterday.

Edit: looking like Jesus Christ Superstar, Eddie Vedder, Weird Al, Brad Pitt, the singer of Fishbone, or Antonio Banderas (depending on who you ask) certainly helps with that. :-)


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Flannel!

I miss the 90's.....


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captain yesterday wrote:
I'm almost forty.

Young whippersnapper. I'm older'n you by MONTHS.


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Ha! You're old people.

Isn't it Bingo night. Or is Matlock on.

You know, they have these things called DVDs, so you can watch Murder, She Wrote whenever you want. :-D

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Hello! Welcome to the boards! *offers complimentary cookies*


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May I interest you in a pamphlet about his wonderful magnificence Lord Wraithstrike?


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captain yesterday wrote:

Ha! You're old people.

Isn't it Bingo night. Or is Matlock on.

You know, they have these things called DVDs, so you can watch Murder, She Wrote whenever you want. :-D

Hey there a problem with Matlock and Murder She Wrote? ;)


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How did we forget Liz's delicious cookies, and ninja skills, which combines to let her throw cookies like shuriken, or so I imagine.


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mmmmmm chocolate chip shurikens.....


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DungeonmasterCal wrote:
mmmmmm chocolate chip shurikens.....

NNNOOOMMMMMNNNOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!


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If it's not too difficult, I'd like mine to be Snickerdoodles.


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Wouldn't snickerdoodles throw off the cookie surikens balance?


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Chocolate chips are gross.

Ymmv. :-)

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We can clearly no longer be friends.

Nah, I'm just kiddin'. More for me!


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I've noticed the OP hasn't reappeared. I wonder if we're too friendly.....


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Maybe he's...chicken?


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DungeonmasterCal wrote:
I've noticed the OP hasn't reappeared. I wonder if we're too friendly.....

You missed this.


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Ah, thanks. I did miss that.


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Liz Courts wrote:
Hello! Welcome to the boards! *offers complimentary cookies*

COOKIES!!!

*noms*

GM_Beernorg wrote:
Wouldn't snickerdoodles throw off the cookie surikens balance?

Maybe it's a secret ninja recipe?

Col. Sanders wrote:
Maybe he's...chicken?

I assure you, she's not that fowl.


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No! My cookies!

Scarab Sages

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Heeeeyyyyyy...I didn't get any free cookies with my first thread!


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I didn't either, but I'm not bitter about it...

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Kazuka wrote:
GM_Beernorg wrote:
Wouldn't snickerdoodles throw off the cookie surikens balance?

Maybe it's a secret ninja recipe?

It is. :P


Nor I, but I think I just scared everyone off with a really weird thread name.


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We are supposed to start a thread when we are new? No one told me... that was years ago. It's like I missed my childhood.


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I never did either.... *sniff*


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Ah yes, the ninja cookie, noted as being one of the most deadly and versatile of weapons since those who manage to avoid death by their pointy-sharp prongs inevitably then find themselves faced with the temptation of its buttery goodness, burdened with the knowledge of the ninja's insidious poison use.

Roll a will save and a fortitude save against the ninja's phantasmal killer.

<.< >.> *munches on the delicious platter of suddenly unattended cookies)*


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GM_Beernorg wrote:
How did we forget Liz's delicious cookies, and ninja skills, which combines to let her throw cookies like shuriken, or so I imagine.

Mmm, Sugarken Cookies.


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Liz doesn't throw cookies like shurikens, she throws shurikens like cookies!!


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Mind blown!


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Aranna wrote:

We are supposed to start a thread when we are new? No one told me... that was years ago. It's like I missed my childhood.

My first thread was about playing Serpent's Skull with a party based on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Everyone died on the beach... Or thereabouts, it was five and a half years ago.. I think Charlie* was eaten alive by Shocker Lizards.. I know Dennis* was beaten nearly to death by angry chick.. so long ago...

* we changed names and races to be more pathfinder like. Demos Moonshard (Elven rogue) was Dennis. Grunmon Kellix (half-orc barbarian (drunken brute archetype) was Charlie "Green man" Kelly

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