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I'll beam in some hulking space people from another franchise to sweep the opposition, and beam them away afterwards.

The next poster has devised a scheme to overthrow communist governments around the world.


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Translation:

Comp-U-Ter is banned for repeated propaganda.


Returning to the pub every other day, indeed. Regular's discount after 3 months.

The next poster has an idea for character concept for Mortal Kombat 11.


1) If you're bored with common line of work, seek danger and excitement, -and- you have an addiction to monsters and mecha anime, what's a person got to do to earn their pay?
2) Can i try out my new butcher chopper on rabbit dissection?
3) So i took a gamble on cards, right? I really really want that grand prize of going out with that beautiful daughter of theirs. Sure her dad is a little shady, and i did lose but..... HEY! Are you even paying attention?

Next poster, here are your answers.
1) Kanye west and gay fish!
2) You're Walken on thin ice here.
3) An obese Brad Pitt, World of Warcraft, and Lady Gaga.


KahnyaGnorc had been scamming the tax collectors last month.


Your vileness, we have brought you the finest ores in feces.

It has a 'distinct odor', but you seem to revel in that anyway.

MINIONS! Make sure Electronic Arts' game studios are shut down, and get Origin back to independance!


Flytrap should not rule city, he's too green behind his ears.


Yes m'lord!
Hindsight, miss Something is now scared of synthetic people.

Minions!! Explain to the others there should not be orders to do those things to people.


Sure thing m'lord. We have danced the heavy dance of Death Metal.

Minions!! Go prevent The Brotherhood of Steel from establishing a foothold in New Orleans!


You convert a Liberty Prime into a pathfinder construct of immense destructive power, off the chart.

Describe the threat is poses, but have them listen carefully, for you shall say it only once.

Stomp them to death, smash them to death, melt them do death, nuke them to death.....Because you're the GM.


*Aims laser rifle at the goblins'head*

ZZZZAP!!!

"Mission completed, target neutralized.
Can someone call the infernal janitor Todd, to clean this up?"


Who knew teabagging was such a profitable entertainment business?
Sure, a gnome has been hospitalized after a panda lost balance, but profitable like you wouldn't believe.

The next poster has started their own cooking channel on YouTube.


Now my carefully crafted pumpkin head mask is ruined, phooey...

The next poster has a new purpose for the bits of pumpkin.


Granted, they all become cowards.

I wish i could do mind control on other people, without risk of side effects for myself.


Bearded leader, we have found you a new Closed this One. It might be a mimic, but only your beardness is allowed to find out.

Minions!! Clean the polluted air that hangs over Beijing!


Pulg should not rule this city, he's mopping the floor with his mustache, that is no way for any ruler to act.


I animate Sissyl's headpiece, so it crushes her like a claw.


Lord Foul II should not rule this city, as waring those goggles prevent him from having a realistic view.


Lord Foul II should not rule this city, until he takes a bath to get rid of the Foul odor of onions-gone-bad he has on him.


It was integrated into my memory at the time i woke up.

The next poster is on a diplomatic mission on behalf of the European union, to mend USA - Russian tensions, before Europe is caught in between.


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After i fired it at Vidmaster, that is.
The previous is unlucky by default 1st.
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After getting a thorough recovery, i hang Kileanna by her ears over a chasm. As her ears will only hold for a few seconds...well, have a nice drop.


While the red devil seems occupied being on the receiving end of pain, i can now test out my new plasma rifle on mr Vidmaster7.

[Krrr-zapppp!]

Works perfectly.


Yes, he beamed me to the Enterprise.

It was a silly place, so i left again.

The next poster had the role of a red shirt in one of Star Trek's episodes, and can tell us about its perks.

Though, is there one?


It is secretly doing preventative observations.


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No no, back to the museum display, Circa 1998.

The future generations must be taught the difficulties and progress of the internet, and they need you to be present there.


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I have the jester tied down to a table, and forcefeed him a couple of dozen mentos.

After which a few gallons of cola light is pumped into his throat, and we can see the expansion and explosion that will ensue.


*Closes the door and locks it*

Move along people, for your own safety, nothing to see here.


Ok, your wish will not be granted sponsorship to be made reality. It will remain a dream only.

I wish people working for the city council weren't such fools who keep an ostridge policy towards people's problems. :)


Ylenia, there is this sponsor for new businesses, interested in starting a headwear shop?


The Jester's closet, with him inside, is tossed into a wood shredder.


It is, go ahead, shoot it back to format.exe


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He can not answer that, since he does not Commie-pute the question.


*Steps on the roach*

Oh, i'm sorry, was that your auntie?
...then this must be your uncle.

*Steps on the next roach*


If you are talking about specimen 0167-9860, "Poog", that one's a mutant goblin. Used to be an average goblin, until some lab experiments turned it into a goblin-reptile hybrid.

An aberration thing on the loose, rather.


It's pronounced: Yarrr, matey! :)


True, true...... strangle vines.

They keep unwanted visitors away.

The next poster makes an excellent spaghetti.


I have my special cloaking device, and i download stuff from The Piratebay, so yeah, i am.

The next poster has had to babysit Bleached Otyugh last weekend.


Rather so...why place the cricket bail on a 30 feet hill, with the rest of the parcour on ground level?

Seriously.....

The next poster has been drag racing in a golfkart.


(Grabs the book of secrets)

Which mystery would you like answered?


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Fascination creatures of power and mass destruction.

(Makes note to develop countermeasures)

The next poster has won the lottery at the local home for the elderly.


Yes, the balls slide well when smooth.

Oops, i'm holding your head?
Pardon the mistake, as it's round, smooth and has 3 holes in close proximity.

:P

The next poster has made an embarrasing mistake in sports before.


It took me half the day to remove that from my memory drive.

The next poster had a great time watching and listening to this


To spread the Cult of Cosmo.

The next poster has been lighting fireworks -before- clock hits 2017.


The Man Who Pays The Wages ia banned for having a too long name.


Darn that BitCoin ad...

Erasing spamware...erase complete.

The next poster is a groupie of Jurassic Bard


*Immediately tosses it over to the lurking Gorilla Grodd*


Negative.

For now, i hold that position.


Let's see... safety buttons, check.
Last resort eject seat, check.
Cybernetic interface, check.
Commlink online, check.
Weapons functional, CHECK!!

The next poster will be the reporter at the scene, where i will pilot my mech to victory.


Yes...JurassicBard didn't seem to like me saying there's a bigger badder dinosaur around. Probably a matter of time before he comes find me here.

The next poster has successfully crossbred a chipmunk with a kangaroo.

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