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Stupid New Coke.

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Now that we’ve established that sledgehammers weigh 10 pounds, and only something the equivalent size and weight to an earth breaker would count as an earth breaker...

Earth Breakers weigh 14 pounds...

*runs and hides*

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The eels have always been here.

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Until the eels show up...

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♫The murderers, the schemers, and me.♫

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Marquis Warwick Cailean:
(title from spending prestige)
Choice: Senator
Alignment: CG
Race: Human
Class: Bard 8
Lion Blade: No

Warwick is about the least noble looking Taldan you've ever seen. He was raised in an orphanage run by the Church of Caiden Cailean (thus the last name. It's a thing). He has attained no large renown as a comedian, usually just scraping by between adventures. But he owes Gloriana Morilla for getting him into the Society, so when time came to pay back that debt, he joined the Taldor Faction, and eventually the Sovereign Court, accepting his title at her request once his deeds in the Society began to be known. It didn't take long for them to eclipse his "fame" as a comedian, though it may take longer to overcome his infamy as a drunk. He has recently acquired a nifty Orcish bow and an Ulfen Guard follower named Bartok. Bartok claims he'll take an arrow for Warwick someday, despite Warwick's assurances that, "I'm not worth it." In the meantime, Bartok's a good drinking buddy.

When asked about his Senatorial candidacy, Warwick responded, "I've made poor decisions my whole life. Why stop now?"

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MadScientistWorking wrote:
Iammars wrote:

*looks at the picture for 9-17*

What.

The.

Hell.

Someone obviously decided to make a Taffy golem.

Is it too much to hope that’s Nigel?

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Semantic Deity wrote:


Darmok and Jalad on the ocean.

Cayden Cailean at the Starstone on a bender.

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Justin Norvegicus wrote:
"So what if he's evil, he still has his PHD."

In horribleness?

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Serisan wrote:
Nefreet wrote:

Necro aside, I as a GM have had to divide my time between GMing PFS, CORE and SFS, so I can attest that I am not giving as much to PFS. At a recent Con I GMed mostly Starfinder. At an upcoming Con I'm GMing mostly Pathfinder. I haven't seen CORE scheduled anywhere, and so some of my homegame time goes to that (cuz we want CORE Eyes eventually).

Will be interesting to see which direction other GMs start leaning.

In CORE Eyes,

the light the heat,
CORE Eyes,
I am complete

And all my agents,

They return,
And the Grand Lodge,
so soon will burn...

Wait, what was that last part again?

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SterlingEdge wrote:
toastedamphibian wrote:

Buy some kitties, or everyone gets 3 pet rats. IE, more NPCs, that are conveniently bag sized.

2000 gold will buy a pack of 80 trained guard dogs.

Do kitties count as an "ally"

Not if you put them in a bag.

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Isn’t it wonderful when a thread grows up and is old enough to have a Pathfinder character of its very own?

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Gisher wrote:
HammerJack wrote:

That's really weird, for some reason it was linked on the box on the store page, that should only show the most recently updated threads, so I assumed it was recent and didn't think to look at the dates.

Oh, well, I guess I'll have to get a nice shovel and embrace my grave digger identity.

It's possible that someone posted in the thread then erased their post. The thread would have been treated as a recent update even though that post no longer existed.

You mean, like, a secret Necromancer?

It could be any of us... No one can leave until we find the culprit! Call the Investigators.

Also, Sapping is a new favorite of mine for non-lethal builds. I'm going to pick it up on probably two characters. Doesn't much help a shapechanging Druid or a Beast Totem Barbarian, but for an Enforcer build Brawler and a grappler, it's nice.

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Michael Eshleman wrote:
KingOfAnything wrote:
Michael Eshleman wrote:
I wasn't sure how the deadline would be figured, so I sent mine in by 2pm Eastern which should have been 5pm Pacific.
*double checks the direction of Earth's rotation*
Science!

What is "the thing she blinded me with," Alex?

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FangDragon wrote:
Ah missed those, thanks! Edit: Possibly Magus with a strength build.

Definitely a Vulcan, then. :)

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shaventalz wrote:
If the Pseudodragon's entry was meant to imply speaking Draconic telepathically, what language would the Animate Dream telepathically speak in?

Freudian

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Tim Emrick wrote:

...you have two GMs signed up to run that night--and enough players show up to need two tables--but only one of them can legally play the older mod that the second GM prepped.

(Happened to us this week. Thankfully, a solution agreeable to everyone was found.)

Ever-green

Running out of chronicles
Oh they can't play
Don't want to chase them away
Time to GM Wounded Wisp again

Wisp again

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Clearly the Society does not want Dethklok as their musical directors.

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BigNorseWolf wrote:
Kudos to the player for taking the sleight of hand on hiding your faction to the next level

Hello, little man. Boy I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your Daddy's. We were in that Bloodcove pit of hell over five years together. Hopefully, you'll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your Daddy were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it had been me who had not made it, Venture Captain Coolidge would be talkin' right now to my son Jim. But the way it worked out is I'm talkin' to you, Butch. I got somethin' for ya.

Warwick pulls a gold faction pin out of his pocket.

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TOZ wrote:
Yes.

Well sure. But I've also seen Drendle Dreng in the same place as... Drendle Dreng. He's tricky like that.

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claudekennilol wrote:
Gingernatar wrote:
So, it's my first time making a Pathfinder Society character. I was looking at traits, and saw the adopted trait. Would it be allowed to use that trait to get one of the Goblin traits? I saw that content in Goblin of Golarion was only usable by Goblin PCs, but I was curious if adopted was an exception.
Yes, but only if you have the boon that allows you to play as a goblin. So basically no.

Billions of Pathfinders would cry out in pain if someone burned their goblin boon on picking up an adopted trait for their character.

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"5 player table": For seasons 0-3, a situation where you can expect to get done early with minimal damage to the party and little chance of death.

For seasons 4-8, a situation where the chances of a TPK rise dramatically, and you start doing mental math to figure out if having this particular fifth character in the group gives a better chance of success than playing down a tier or getting the 4-player adjustment.

"7 player table": Prepare to spend the next 4-6 hours shouting to be heard and rushing into combat in order to get an attack in before everything is dead.

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Shh. You're spoiling the chronicle reward for scenario 8-55 The Bloodcove Surprise: Cats and Snakes Living Together

"So, you say you're Aspis agents and not Pathfinders. Ok, if you guys are so evil, then eat this kitten!"

(Cross the fluffy kitten boon off the chronicle if the PCs eat the kitten, and report their character as heartless.)

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tlotig wrote:
I believe it is freely available from the Jingasa nerf

I'm not sure if the Tears of the Fate's Favored contain enough salt to harm a giant slug.

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It's a gift... and a curse.

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Personally, I prefer to polymorph any scimitar wielding Drow I meet into puppies, to create a Drizzt-tzu, but that's the wrong intellectual property for this discussion.

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I have my next day job. Profession: Baconmaker.

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As if death ever stopped a vigilante.

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The real question is, how do the rules deal with frenemies?

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Val'bryn2 wrote:

Ah, Pharasma won't mind, this is technically a rez, not Animate Dead.

And recently, in Arcane Anthology, they did produce a Celestial Healing spell, Infernal Healing in good form.

Are you sure the thread wasn't just so far into negative hit points that it took it six years to regenerate?

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Years of building up a resistance to all those Vudrani snake charmers.

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4-20 The Disappeared (scenario) - Hellknights have entrapped the scenario in a legal battle. All of the Profession: Barrister Pathfinders must rally to come up with an interpretation of copyright law that will lead to its release.

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You do not find Drandle Dreng. Drandle Dreng finds you. At midnight. In your house. While you're asleep.

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Jeff Cook wrote:
Even a chronicle sheet with the Spanish Inquisition?

We can hold out hope that Hell's Vengeance gets sanctioned.

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Let's be honest, this is all just a lobbying effort by the Dwarven Stonecutters union. If people find out the truth about Adamantine, too many dwarves will be put out of work.

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Clearly rolling for a boon is meant to be dramatic. Expect table variation on whether or not you can take 10.

I'm pretty sure you can take 20 to get someone drunk.

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Zak Glade wrote:
Dave Setty wrote:


a) Correcting the name of the bar in the beginning (I believe it's been stated that it should actually be the Wounded Wisp);
On the flip side of that, I'm hoping there's a third bar vying for the title introduced in the newest evergreen.

As a Pathfinder and devotee of Cayden Cailean, I feel it is my duty to thoroughly investigate all of these claims by bars. If the Society should choose to bankroll my investigation, even better! First round's on Valsin!

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Clearly, after Yoon's first experience as a Pathfinder, she had to grow up quick, so by her second scenario, she no longer qualifies for the Young template. Traveling with a band of murd- interesting characters will do that to you.

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Jessex wrote:
Dorothy Lindman wrote:
One of the guys in our area has played multiple iterations of the same Time Oracle, with the "bit" being that these different characters are all the same time-traveling character at different points in her timeline. It's pretty fun, actually.
Where did he get a big blue phone booth?

Spoiler:
Reign of Winter
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Steven Schopmeyer wrote:
DM Beckett wrote:
I've tried rather hard to do the impossible task of avoiding spoilers about the EofT, but I'm pretty sure there is no option to slaughter them all on public television and take their loot. :P
Well, I suppose the party could, but it probably wouldn't get them any PP at the end. My team wanted to murder Osprey pretty bad.

I don't think you have to play EoTT to want to murder Osprey.

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bookrat wrote:

Just thought of something else:

When talking about realism, a history of people breaking out of prison via tunneling should be evidence enough that one can tunnel through walls with something as simple as a sharpened spoon or a knife.

I remember thinking it would take a man six hundred years to tunnel through the wall with it. Old Andy did it in less than twenty.

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If you read the ultra fine print, you don't technically die. You become the next Drandle Dreng, which is clearly a condition that cannot be removed, no matter how much prestige you spend.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie-roll center of the Starstone? Golarion may never know.

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Jessex wrote:
Cats aren't people.

Try telling that to a cat.

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Gary Bush wrote:

When i asked this question to my local 5-star GM I was told that Patherfinders have a bank that can drawn from to make purchases.

Just don't try that in Bloodcove!

Apsis Agent: "So, how will you be paying your bribe today?"

Warwick: "Here's a check from my account at the First Bank of the Pathfinder Society."

Awkward pause.

Warwick: "What?"

Roll initiative.

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trollbill wrote:
I always knew playing TTRPGs was a sport. Now if we can just get it added to the Olympics...

it could happen, but only if all the miniatures are made out of ice. (And probably by running Reign of Winter).

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My paladin makes offerings to Asmodeus and his followers all the time. He offers them the pointy end of his blade!

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Wounded Wisp and beggars:
Does that mean Dreng is one of the Ten? Because I saw him out begging the other day. He swore he was "undercover," but I'm not so sure. If he's homeless, it would explain why he's always turning up in Pathfinder's houses in the middle of the night...

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There is at least one PFS scenario where trees are cut down to make paper. That makes it RAW, right?

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More than a few VCs have used a slumber hex on me. Usually two sentences into the strange incantations they call "mission briefings," and I'm out like a light.

Will Save: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 1 = 11

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