You Admire Wailing Nutella.
Nah, he’s just tired. And when is tired? Exactly!
What the heck is going on?
Well, you know this little girl, her name is Maxine,
Her beauty's like a bunch of trombones,
If I ever tell you 'bout Maxine,
You would-a say I don't-a know what I know (Mama mia!), but:
Doughnuts and cheese,
Doughnuts and chee-he-heese,
Doughnuts and cheese,
Doughnuts and chee-he-heese.
How are you all still there ?
You shall not deprive me of my win.
I will be the last: the Interweb demands it !
YOU ARE ME,
AND I AM YOU.
YOU ARE YOU,
AND I AM TOO.
BUT SOMEBODY OBSCURES MY VIEW OF YOU! (REALLY? WHO?)
GERARD DEPAH-HAHA-HA-HARDIEU!!!
GERARD DEPAH-HAHA-HA-HARDIEU!!!
GERARD DEPAH-HAHAHAHAHAHA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HARDIEU!!!
*Offers The when an invite to a local pub.*
Looks like I finally got the chance to get myself a leopard skin rug, uh huh!
*Chases after Fweeping Night Leopard.*
By an odd coincidence, FNL is a salescat at Carpet Discount World, and would be more than happy to sell you a rug if you'd only stop chasing them.
FNL could also stand for “Faster Neutral Lion”.
Find Faster Lawful Lion and Faster Chaotic Lion and collect the set.
*Stops chasing Fweeping Night Leopard, due to getting bored and having better things to do.*
Alright, I guess I can just buy a rug instead. Besides, I haven’t set up my Dark Network yet.
*Dark Network cables suddenly appear, and cover the entire forum. But no one is trapped by the cables.*
Now I have my Dark Network in place, I can view every inch of this here forum, uh huh!
*Goes back to his ride, and sits on some sort of throne. Begins viewing footage with eagerness.*
Yo! What’s the King of Digimon gotta do to get some service here? Someone bring me a fried banana sandwich!
Release No One from the cables. Perhaps they will fetch your sandwich. ‘Cause Someone is busy.
What are you talking about, ya cheap disco ball? Ain’t nothing and nobody entangled in my Dark Network.
*Catches a glimpse of something actually caught up in the Dark Network.*
Mercy! That must be that there No One you was talking about, can’t let that slide, uh huh!
*A few seconds later, the Dark Network cables untangle from No One and embed themselves elsewhere.*
There we are, no damage done! If anything happened to my precious Dark Network, whoa mama!
Good, excellent. Now, no one will bring you your sandwich.
We're using it as a mute.
You goblins call that music?! Here’s some real music for ya, uh huh, thank you very much!
*Sings a brilliant song, in the style of Elvis Presley, causing a massive crowd of fans to suddenly appear.*
Ah, yes. A cooling breeze. A zephyr you could say.
It'll be tough with no teeth, but I'll try.
Hey now, I wasn’t about those fans, but these fans! Plus more, uh huh!
*bursts from Eternon's chest-cavity in a shower of sparks*
TH-TH-TH-THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!!!
You're right, that is Al. He has never told us why he spells his name with an extra letter 'L'
Aww man! I just got my digital coding ruptured like granny’s prize winning soufflé, uh huh, huh!
*Has no choice, but to recuperate, much to the dismay of the Digimon that are huge fans of Etemon.*
Don’t worry kiddies, your old pal Etemon just needs to take a quick breather, I’ll be back before you know it!
*Rests on a luxurious bed so that the digital coding can repair itself.*
I am so gonna make that clown pay for messing with the king of Digimon! And the suit was recently updated too!
As was the rooty toot toot, to whit, we have had Play Faster stripes painted on our flugelhorns. It really works!
Flugelhorns are fun, but trombones are beauty. Though an alto recorder is much easier for a bard to carry on adventures.
(Haven't been on the boards much the last few years, but pleased and amused to see this thread yet survives!)
Victory is mine! (for a few moments or days 'til the next post)
On that note, time to get the smurf outta here!
No tiny blue critters allowed at this gig! I suggest you get out of here before I squish you like a bug! Uh, huh, huh!
Oh! There will be SMURFS!!!
That’s it! It’s bug squishing time! Someone get me my boots, the BIG ones!
*Goes to get ready to squish the bugs, only to realise that I am not fully healed yet.*
I need to still sit this one out, you guys take care of it for me.
Are you talking about the Dropkick Smurphies?
The local radio stations have been playing a bit of Flogging Molly lately. Could be because they are playing the local venue here soon.
I’m sure there will be wee Smurfs about
Switching to Reverse Mode, PRÜB!
gosh, that was uncomfortable
Need a moistened towelette?
A pressure hose for me, hazmat suits for both of you.
Nice of you to consider our safety, but even hazmat suits are useless these days.
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Well, if you didn’t insist on the GoatToucher brand suit, it would work better.
Crotchless Hazmat suits. The Acme of Innovation
I use the regular, non crotchless, GoatToucher brand hazmat suits. And they are still useless.
And great memory by the way, The when, though I shouldn’t be surprised!
When should you be surprised, though?
If you don’t know, then the rest of us don’t know, Pulg.
Hmm. Well, it's Intergalactic Mrs Goldberg Day tomorrow, so that will have to do.
If you don’t know
and we don’t know
and they don’t know
then I don’t know too
and if none of us
don’t know
then where are we
to go when our
hair don’t grow
or the juice don’t
flow or Edgar Allen
Poe
or that cousin named
Joe or the Stooge
named Moe.
All fly like a
crow or I’ll fly like a
crow. You know
, like a UFO.
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