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If Cinderella's glass slipper fit so perfectly that her foot was the only one in the kingdom that matched it, then why did it fall off her foot in the first place?
Because our feet are of different sizes but shoes always come in the same size. So the shoe that fell off could be loose.
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My Steam profile is Mauler and I welcome anyone to add me on Steam also. :)
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Dang it! My Pokemon hunting license was revoked! On account of all the crotch punching.
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Dirt work and and sanding patios, pretty much all day today.
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How do switch friends work?
Also may have to wait until this afternoon but done on all three.
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A patriotic English gesture during world cup time is to walk around with no shirt on, smeared with suncream in such a way that you end up with a lovely big red St. George's Cross on a field of pasty white man-wobble.
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That is some hard mud!
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*wobbles by*
I'm saddened by missing nude kitty…
All this poke-talk makes me wanna dust off the old poke-jokes.
Then again, I'm a lazy turtle.
…
*sigh*
I'm feeling the blues today.
*lumbers over to Mort and starts to massage her flanks*
Might distract me from my thoughts…
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How do switch friends work?
Also may have to wait until this afternoon but done on all three.
Never-mind, I figured that out. wasn't hard.
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We all know that the Ultimate Answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42, but no one knows what the question is.
Except I figured it out. If you're interested.
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The down side to already having cut through the cable, phone, and sprinkler lines is, every time I pound in a paver restraint stake and it meets resistance I can't help but wonder what I cut through this time.
The up side is, I've become so desensitized to it, I don't even care anymore, it's just metal bending in the wind, man.
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*wobbles by*
I'm saddened by missing nude kitty…
All this poke-talk makes me wanna dust off the old poke-jokes.
Then again, I'm a lazy turtle.
…
*sigh*
I'm feeling the blues today.
*lumbers over to Mort and starts to massage her flanks*
Might distract me from my thoughts…
*purrs at Cover Turtle and nuzzles him*
I'm kinda tired today, will look at the world creation exercise probably tomorrow or so at night - since work is likely gonna be a rush.
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My local radio mix station just played "Barbie Girl" for no discernable reason in what I hope is an epic radio trolling.
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I liked that song...
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Its not awful, but keep in mind, I live in Tennessee now.
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Never heard of it.
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*wobbles by*
I'm saddened by missing nude kitty…
All this poke-talk makes me wanna dust off the old poke-jokes.
Then again, I'm a lazy turtle.
…
*sigh*
I'm feeling the blues today.
*lumbers over to Mort and starts to massage her flanks*
Might distract me from my thoughts…*purrs at Cover Turtle and nuzzles him*
I'm kinda tired today, will look at the world creation exercise probably tomorrow or so at night - since work is likely gonna be a rush.
*Nuzzles Mort back*
'Tis alright Mort.
Hope work lightens up for you, as all work and no play is no fun at all.
And don't mind me much.
Its just when I feeling down, I often seek out others and offer my help or companionship, as I'm so useless at helping myself…
It's a strange kind of complex.
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Its a Techno Mattel commercial.
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Gratuitous product placement then.
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896 posts since I last checked in.
Yeah.
*Totally* not sifting through all that . . . . .
Did I miss anything?
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The rain just doesn't stop.
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Just another rant. One of my players was asking for live chat for PBP. Sure I'm active beyond the norm, but I can't have a live chat on at work, since all those flashing lights and beeping sounds are going to attract unwanted attention and get me caught for skiving. For me if you want to communicate, that's what discussion and PMs are for.
As such I also will not open things on roll20, since you can't unless on premium membership, which I refuse to pay for.
Can't you just appreciate your GM for what she can do rather then make her do things she can't?
Amen, sister!
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Hey, Nobody! How are you feeling?
Now that I've had TWO days to recover, significantly better, thanks!
A nice slow day at work will be a pleasant help: Still no servers, so I told my manager I'd be taking lynda.com training on Groovy scripting and she OK'ed it, so I get to learn. A rare treat for an old man!
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Weird. Just posted a Shiro obit and it didn't take.
Basically one of those "epic moments" in roleplay: Shiro had a waiting graveknight (CR 11) ready to slaughter our 8th-level party. It got to go first, and its full-round attack on our dwarven paladin of Torag dropped his hit points into the teens.
Instead of healing, the dwarf just looked at us all, said, "It's been a pleasure working with all of you," Smote Evil, and ripped into the graveknight right back.
He of course died on the graveknight's next turn (dropped to exactly -12 hit points with a CON of 12), but he did enough damage and bought us enough time that the Hasted, bane-ing, judgement-ing inquisitor of Pharasma stepped up, hit the graveknight 3 times, and dropped IT to exactly 0 hit points, which is unhealthy for undead.
A very short, very epic fight.
And yes, we did sell all our loot to bring the paladin back. Because you don't let friends like that go.
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You do when they're a dwarven paladin with a constitution of 12 at 8th level.
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The rain just doesn't stop.
Rained all day yesterday here, probably going to rain more today. Starting to feel like I'm trapped on the set of Raiders of the Noah's Ark.
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*wobbles by*
I'm saddened by missing nude kitty…
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Dang it! My Pokemon hunting license was revoked! On account of all the crotch punching.
Were you trying to catch a wild Kickpuncher or a wild Punchkicker?
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A true hipster would browse the internet on dial up using Netscape Navigator.I used Wi-fi before it was cool.
Confused California hipsters try to use Di-Fi to get on the Internet. She hates it when you make the modem handshaking noise at her.
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I am necessary. I am the glue that holds the fabric of the universe together. At least that's what the voices tell me.
You are metaphysical transglutaminase?!
This is because of that b~#%~ Veronica, isn't it! Oh, I am so gonna mandible slap that b~&+~!!
I see someone's been watching the new Riverdale series...
(He says, as if he's seen it. (Exaggerated) hearsay, though, is that's the sort of thing the series goes for...)
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896 posts since I last checked in.
Yeah.
*Totally* not sifting through all that . . . . .
Did I miss anything?
Nope!
Hey! He missed Pokemon and a Discord!
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A Diswhat?
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A Diswhat?
Now don't start that again!
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Ah, what a stupid afternoon!
I had a 100.8°F fever on Saturday but ran Crimson Throne for a few hours anyway, just to get all the leveling up/shopping nonsense out of the way. (And let's be blunt: When three of your players take 2-3 hours each to level up, select spells, and shop, the GM doesn't have a ton of work to do.) Trouble is, by the end of it I was exhausted. Collapsed on the couch for an hour, then played a little FF, then went to bed before 9.
On Sunday I was feeling significantly better so I played in Shiro's game, but I obviously wasn't 100%.
I tried to take it easy today, but Monday is "clean up after the weekend" day, and I also went on a very short walk (10 minutes, tops).
And now I feel like I'm dying.
So, I have no work whatsoever. I'm just watching training videos. I could take the afternoon off sick and no one would care.
EXCEPT that we have finite sick time, and infinite vacation, and I've taken a LOT of sick time already this year (my flu, Impus Minor's flu, and NobodysWife's surgery).
So I'm lying down on the couch watching the training from afar, because it's preferable to taking sick time.
Stupid body!
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A Diswhat?
A discman. A Sony Discman. They came out back when I was in high school. Replaced the original walkmans.
They were all the rage. Along with leg warmers and headbands so you could pretend that you sweat enough to need them.
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A discwho?
One of those antiques that Starlord uses.
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A Diswhat?A discman. A Sony Discman. They came out back when I was in high school. Replaced the original walkmans.
They were all the rage. Along with leg warmers and headbands so you could pretend that you sweat enough to need them.
I will never forget blasting my ears out to my discman.
My first cds ever purchased were Let's Fire(Macross 7 soundtrack, aged well) and the Rockman X Arrange soundtrack( aged VERY well, still love synth jazz to this day).
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That is some hard mud!
Allow me to offer you a Scotch egg and a small peach liqueur by way of refreshment, sir.
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We all know that the Ultimate Answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42, but no one knows what the question is.
Except I figured it out. If you're interested.** spoiler omitted **
AddEd To ArChive Of PosSiBle QuesTions For LaTer ReView And TabULaTion.