Zombie

Over Caffeinated Capn Yesterday's page

36 posts. Alias of captain yesterday.


RSS


Didsomebodysayaliasfight!!!!!!


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Coffee!!!

Makes plans to harvest pumpkins and possibly do a Supermanesque fly around the globe to reverse time thingy, ends up sorting half the laundry and crashing on the couch watching the Masterchef semifinals.


Coffee!!!!!


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Thatwasthismorningwhathaveyoudranklately!


2 people marked this as a favorite.

Drinkmorecoffee!


2 people marked this as a favorite.
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
The best part of waking up is not "Folgers in your cup". It is laying back down after taking a pee.
When I was young I never got those commercials but in college I quickly learned that my only motivation to get up was that cup of coffee. Also really Folgers isn't bad. I've had some questionable brands but Folgers is a good one.
There is no such thing as good coffee.

Howdareyou!


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Hejustneedsmorecoffeeandeverythingwillbefine.


4 people marked this as a favorite.
Terrinam wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Drejk wrote:
What the heck is tomatillo?

You say ground cherry, I say tomatillo. They're a regular ingredient in many Mexican and Tex-Mex dishes, and quite delicious in fresh salsa and tomatillo marmalade/jam.

captain yesterday wrote:
Coffee acts like an appetite suppressant for me.
Coffee doesn't seem to affect my appetite, but it does tend to work on me like a bran muffin.
NobodysHome wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Coffee doesn't seem to affect my appetite, but it does tend to work on me like a bran muffin.

I'm glad I'm not the only one. I thought I was weird.

Caffeine is a mild psychoactive diuretic. Keeping you regular is one of the benefits.

The downsides are the withdrawal symptoms. If you are a caffeine addict and feel mentally slower without it, you're not imagining things. Caffeine withdrawal includes lowered brain activity as a symptom.

It's also the most common addiction on Earth.

Shutyourmouththereisnothingwrongwithcoffee!!!

Sells neighbor's shoes for a bag of gourmet coffee.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Whatyouneediscoffee!!!


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Drinkmorecoffee!!!


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Morecoffeeformethen.


Clutches his favorite towel in one hand, his trusty coffee pot in the other.

IsitSaturdayyet!

Icanhardlywaitwhoneedssleep!!!


2 people marked this as a favorite.
Drejk wrote:
Kjeldorn wrote:


I refuse to believe, that time exists before 7:00 a.m
It does not. I am checking regularly since starting the job. Nothing there, except formless chaos of unexistence, a timeless, all-consuming, brain-draining void...

Ohmygodisn'titgreat!!


2 people marked this as a favorite.

It turns out a headache tipped the scales to nap.

It was the right decision.

I feel well rested and ready to drink some more coffee.


3 people marked this as a favorite.

Andcoffeegottahavecoffee!!

Youcanneverhavetoomuchcoffee!

As the left eye starts to twitch while the right eye wanders slightly off center, with his legs in a perpetual state of bouncing motion.

Yepyepyepnevertoomuchcoffee!


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Havemorecaffeine!!!


2 people marked this as a favorite.

Justgivemethecoffee!!!!


5 people marked this as a favorite.

It's International Coffee Day!

Justhookittomyvein!!!!!!!!


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Youjustneedcream! Toreducetheacidity!


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Have you tried coffee, it's like tea, but it doesn't taste like s&%@. :-)


3 people marked this as a favorite.

Remembertodrinklotsofwaterandcaffiene.

Iamacoffeepersonmyself, whatisyourpreference?


1 person marked this as a favorite.

coffee!!!!!


2 people marked this as a favorite.

Justhookitinthevein!!!!!


2 people marked this as a favorite.

Woe onto anything that f!$#s with my coffee...


Coffee!!!!


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Havesomecoffeeitisgreatforthat.


2 people marked this as a favorite.

Sludge!!


2 people marked this as a favorite.

Yay for high quality strong coffee!!!!!!!!


2 people marked this as a favorite.

But seriously, Peet's Coffee is pretty good and doesn't burn easily, I got some fair trade Guatemalan coffee today that smells incredible, but we'll see tomorrow. :-)


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Thatsmylunchkidswokeuptooearly


Coffee!!!


2 people marked this as a favorite.

CafeMochafromGloriaJeansisjustwhatineeded.


Excellent!

More coffee for me!

Mmm.. antioxidants.


3 people marked this as a favorite.
lynora wrote:
Also, there is a slight chance that I might have possible overdone the caffeine a little bit.

These words, is it possible to use them in a sentence like that.... nope, still doesn't make sense.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Itsnotsosweeticanstopanytimeiwantwhatdoyoucareyourenotmysupervisor

Full Name

Gnarl Stonespoket

Race

Gnome | HP: 23/23 +1 point of burn | AC: 18 (14 Tch, 15 FF) | CMB: +0; CMD: 12 | Fort +7, Ref +6, Will +1 | Init: +3 | Perception: +5, Sense Motive: +0 | Speed 20ft | Active conditions: DR 2/Adamantine |

Classes/Levels

GeoKineticist 2

Gender

M

Size

S

Age

54

Special Abilities

Geo

Alignment

CG

Deity

Abadar

Languages

Common, Dwarven, Gnome, Sylvan, Terran

Occupation

Miner

Strength 8
Dexterity 16
Constitution 18
Intelligence 12
Wisdom 10
Charisma 10

About Gnarl Stonesproket

Background:

TBD

Gnarl Stonesproket
Male lava gnome geokineticist 2
CG Small humanoid (gnome)
Init +3; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +5

—————
Defense
—————
AC 18, touch 14, flat-footed 15 (+4 armor, +3 Dex, +1 size)
hp 23/22 with burn (2d8+10)
Fort +7, Ref +6, Will +1
Defensive Abilities defensive training (+4 Ac vs giant types)
Flesh of Stone DR1/Adamantine +1 with 1 burn

—————
Offense
—————
Speed 20 ft.
Melee spear +1 (1d6-1/×3)
Ranged light crossbow +5 (1d6/19-20) Feats Point-Blank Shot
Special Attacks hatred,
kinetic blast
Feats: Point-Blank Shot
Spell-Like Abilities (CL 1st; concentration +1)
1/day—dancing lights, flare (DC 10), prestidigitation, produce flame

Kineticist Wild Talents Known
Defense—flesh of stone grants DR1/Adamantine and +1 with burn
Infusions—extended range
Blasts—earth blast (1d6+5)
Utility—basic geokinesis - Sift and move 5 lbs/level
Gather Power
Burn -

—————
Statistics
—————
Str 8, Dex 16, Con 18, Int 12, Wis 10, Cha 10
Base Atk +1; CMB -1; CMD 12

Feats Point-Blank Shot
Traits: Highlander (+1 stealth, +2 in hills or rocks), Indomitable Faith (+1 Will)

Skills
Acrobatics +6,
Climb +1,
Craft (jewelry) +4,
Knowledge (dungeoneering) +8,
Linguistic +2
Perception +5,
Profession (miner) +4,
Stealth +11, 12 in hills or rocks

Languages Common, Dwarven, Gnome, Sylvan, Terran

SQ burn (1 point/round, max 7),
gather power

Gear lamellar (leather), light crossbow, spear, backpack, belt pouch, blanket, torchs(4), trail
rations(2), 47 gp, 5 sp, 6 cp

—————
Special Abilities
—————
Burn 1/round (2 nonlethal/burn, 7/day) Burn HP to gain greater effects on your wild talents.
Darkvision (60 feet) You can see in the dark (black and white only).
Defensive Training +4 Gain a dodge bonus to AC vs. monsters of the Giant subtype.
Earth Blast (Sp) Level 0; Burn 0
Extended Range Kinetic blast has range of 120ft.
Gather Power (Su) Move: reduce the burn cost of a blast by 1 or Full-round: reduce the burn cost of a blast by 2
Hatred +1 Gain a bonus to attack vs. goblinoid/reptilian humanoids.
Kinetic Blast (Sp) The kineticist can unleash her kinetic blast at a range of 30 feet at will.
Kinetic Cover - 30' total cover
Point-Blank Shot +1 to attack and damage rolls with ranged weapons at up to 30 feet.