Deep 6 FaWtL

[Freehold DM]

The Jade wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

The Jade wrote:

"HAVE I MISSED ANYTHING?!" he screamed, naked in the aisles, awoken from a long cryogenic sleep wherein he dreamed only of being chased by bouncing encased meats through a cornfield.

legit tearing up right now.

BRING IT IN, BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

near bone crushing hug

[Freehold DM]

OF COURSE I'm naked.

Why aren't YOU naked?

[captain yesterday]

What Captain Yesterday learned so you don't have to.

Spilling an entire cup of just made coffee on your lap sucks exactly as much as it sounds. A lot.

Thankfully, I was the only one in the room so no one had to witness me stripping off my clothes in a decidedly not Magic Mike fashion.

[Vidmaster7]

Yeah It hurts it ruins your cloths and you lost a perfectly good cup of joe.

[Freehold DM]

I don't drink coffee unless the situation is dire.

[Vidmaster7]

I was that way once upon a time. Now my slogan is the Folgers commercial slogan.

[captain yesterday]

My slogan is "you can have my coffee when you pry it from my cold dead hands"

Yes, very distraught about the loss, it's a good thing I made a full pot.

Captain yesterday fun fact: I did not drink coffee until I was 30.

I even lived in Seattle for five years without touching it.

[Freehold DM]

Coffee and Freehold don't get along.

More for everyone else.

I'll stick with my tea, thank you.

[Vidmaster7]

I started drinking it when I worked at walmart during the summer. I was like I hear this stuff motivates you not to die at work I guess ill try it.

[The Game Hamster]

I save it for road trips.
That way, even a single cup provides the caffeine boost I need.
Not that I dislike it, it's a more of a practical for me approach

[Drejk]

Freehold DM wrote:

Coffee and Freehold don't get along.

More for everyone else.

I'll stick with my tea, thank you.

So say we all two!

[NobodysHome]

captain yesterday wrote:

My slogan is "you can have my coffee when you pry it from my cold dead hands"

Yes, very distraught about the loss, it's a good thing I made a full pot.

Captain yesterday fun fact: I did not drink coffee until I was 30.

I even lived in Seattle for five years without touching it.

Not worth a "Story Time", but:

My father insisted that "a mathematician is a machine that converts coffee into equations". Since I didn't drink coffee yet I was a mathematician, I was an abomination unto the universe (a perpetual motion machine)

Once I left teaching for tech, I was rewarded with a break room with free pastries and a machine that made the best mochas I've ever had. (True story: When they shut down the department, Hi and I looted all the overstock syrup from the break room so we could keep making the mochas at home.)

And of course, we know mochas are the "gateway drug" to coffee

So I didn't drink coffee until I was 32. Now I drink 16-20 ounces of very strong coffee every morning.

[Captain Danger Bear]

Punniculus wrote:

Un-Bear-able Puns wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Of course, for a real twist, the tree could piddle on the wolf.

That would be inappropiENT Tree-tment of that poor wolf... Sorry I'll just leaf now.

*casts Charm Animal*

Oh, no. You're not going anywhere until you f**$ an owl.

Captain Danger Bear is always willing, but only if the owl is poisonous.

[Limeylongears]

Drejk wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Coffee and Freehold don't get along.

More for everyone else.

I'll stick with my tea, thank you.

So say we all two!

Freehold and Drejk know what o'clock it is.

[John Napier 698]

Drejk wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Coffee and Freehold don't get along.

More for everyone else.

I'll stick with my tea, thank you.

So say we all two!

I generally drink tea as well. So make that three.

[Over Caffeinated Capn Yesterday]

Morecoffeeformethen.

[John Napier 698]

Enjoy. Although I do drink the bottled, flavored Starbucks coffee now and then. I like the Vanilla flavored ones.

[captain yesterday]

I have to have mine with a smidge of international delights creamer, it's my crutch.

[John Napier 698]

No shame in that.

[Drejk]

Limeylongears wrote:

Drejk wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Coffee and Freehold don't get along.

More for everyone else.

I'll stick with my tea, thank you.

So say we all two!

Freehold and Drejk know what o'clock it is.

Any o'clock is good time for tea!

[captain yesterday]

And then i watched Batman Returns.

And boy, that is a weird movie.

Definitely more Nightmare before christmas then Batman.

[NobodysHome]

I am impressed and disappointed: I think the cheerful woman who calls every morning at 9:00 am is a bot.

NobodysHome says something vile and possibly NSFW:

"Hi! You've been selected for yadda ya! Can I tell you about it?"
"Well, you caught me in the middle of masturbating, but go ahead."
Doesn't miss a beat
"OK, here we go..."

As usual, I put the phone down to let her ramble on, but this time I listened. And when I didn't respond to a question, she did the classic computerized, "I'm sorry, I didn't hear that. Could you please say it again?"

At that point I realized I'd been duped by a very clever bot. Curses!

[Freehold DM]

NobodysHome wrote:

I am impressed and disappointed: I think the cheerful woman who calls every morning at 9:00 am is a bot.

** spoiler omitted **
As usual, I put the phone down to let her ramble on, but this time I listened. And when I didn't respond to a question, she did the classic computerized, "I'm sorry, I didn't hear that. Could you please say it again?"

At that point I realized I'd been duped by a very clever bot. Curses!

I'm sorry you were duped by a bot. Eat this chocolate cake. It will make you feel better.

[TriOmegaZero]

Huh. Never thought I'd be anxious over a dog appointment. Must be from my coworker being out yesterday saying goodbye to her pup.

[Sharoth]

Freehold DM wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

I am impressed and disappointed: I think the cheerful woman who calls every morning at 9:00 am is a bot.

** spoiler omitted **
As usual, I put the phone down to let her ramble on, but this time I listened. And when I didn't respond to a question, she did the classic computerized, "I'm sorry, I didn't hear that. Could you please say it again?"

At that point I realized I'd been duped by a very clever bot. Curses!

I'm sorry you were duped by a bot. Eat this chocolate cake. It will make you feel better.

The cake is a lie.

[SweetTeaGamer]

I'm also all aboard the TeaTrain! Choo-choo~!

(And I have no coffee, and I must REJOICE~!)

EDIT: To choose a better alias!

[Tequila Sunrise]

captain yesterday wrote:

Captain yesterday fun fact: I did not drink coffee until I was 30.

NobodysHome wrote:

So I didn't drink coffee until I was 32. Now I drink 16-20 ounces of very strong coffee every morning.

I was a late bloomer too, didn't start until recently.

This summer I got in the habit of making a pot and then chilling it in the fridge for the next day. Then last week I had a cup of hot coffee for the first time since spring, and it just wasn't the same. I think the hot stuff is ruined for me.

['Glistening' Buff Scrotes]

Drejk wrote:

Limeylongears wrote:

Drejk wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Coffee and Freehold don't get along.

More for everyone else.

I'll stick with my tea, thank you.

So say we all two!

Freehold and Drejk know what o'clock it is.

Any o'clock is good time for tea!

Ev'rything stops for tea!

[captain yesterday]

Tequila Sunrise wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

Captain yesterday fun fact: I did not drink coffee until I was 30.

NobodysHome wrote:

So I didn't drink coffee until I was 32. Now I drink 16-20 ounces of very strong coffee every morning.

I was a late bloomer too, didn't start until recently.

This summer I got in the habit of making a pot and then chilling it in the fridge for the next day. Then last week I had a cup of hot coffee for the first time since spring, and it just wasn't the same. I think the hot stuff is ruined for me.

I don't like cold coffee.

Possibly because of the seven months of winter.

By the way, 60 degrees and overcast today, so almost here...

[Freehold DM]

captain yesterday wrote:

Tequila Sunrise wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

Captain yesterday fun fact: I did not drink coffee until I was 30.

NobodysHome wrote:

So I didn't drink coffee until I was 32. Now I drink 16-20 ounces of very strong coffee every morning.

I was a late bloomer too, didn't start until recently.

This summer I got in the habit of making a pot and then chilling it in the fridge for the next day. Then last week I had a cup of hot coffee for the first time since spring, and it just wasn't the same. I think the hot stuff is ruined for me.

I don't like cold coffee.

Possibly because of the seven months of winter.

By the way, 60 degrees and overcast today, so almost here...

presses face against cy's window

[Terrigan of the Frostfell]

I know! It's been wonderful to have days that have barely broken 80 degrees here lately -- post-Harvey cold snap, as it were; a heavily-tarnished silver lining, but silver nonetheless --, and that means . . . .

>.>

<.<

Wait for it . . . .

<.<

>.>

Winter is coming!!

*confetti*

[Freehold DM]

Terrigan of the Frostfell wrote:

I know! It's been wonderful to have days that have barely broken 80 degrees here lately -- post-Harvey cold snap, as it were; a heavily-tarnished silver lining, but silver nonetheless --, and that means . . . .

>.>

<.<

Wait for it . . . .

<.<

>.>

Winter is coming!!

*confetti*

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU KNOW IT BABY

[TriOmegaZero]

TriOmegaZero wrote:

Huh. Never thought I'd be anxious over a dog appointment. Must be from my coworker being out yesterday saying goodbye to her pup.

Doggo be goodo.

[lynora]

*crawls into thread, curls up in a ball in the corner*

Rough couple of weeks. Really, really rough.

Let me explain...no, wait, that would take too long. Let me sum up:

I got through the ten year anniversary of my mom's death without totally losing it. But then the week after I broke an irreplaceable family heirloom that she gave me when I was a teenager. Freak accident, could have happened to anyone kind of thing. But the timing pretty much couldn't have been worse and I basically ended up being an emotional mess. Started to pull myself together a bit after a couple of days, and decided to go to renn with some friends. Stopped at the booth of our favorite artist to see what new prints there were this year only to find out that he had passed away two weeks previous. Apparently it was a very rapid illness. So, yeah. That happened. Then school started on Tuesday. And just in case the new schedule wasn't rough enough on its own, my husband and I both came down with a nasty stomach bug. So to sum up, my family are all tired, stressed, and crabby, with extra nausea thrown in for the adults. Meanwhile the kidlet is not having an easy time adjusting to high school and efforts to micromanage him so that he doesn't fall behind like last year are not going as well as might be hoped. In all of our defense, his photography class syllabus is so confusing I can't figure out what's due when either. It literally makes no sense. And the assignments take for-freaking-ever. Of all the classes I might have expected to be the hell class, I would never have guessed it would be the elective. And adding to the general air of crankiness around my house, allergy season has arrived with a bang, and along with it what I am dubbing resting b!$#& voice. It's like resting b$~!~ face but for talking. I have to actually whisper before my family will believe that I'm not yelling at them. My talking volume is fine, but apparently the tone that the congestion and scratchy throat creates is somehow inherently hostile no matter what I'm actually saying. Which is incredibly irritating, since half of the arguments this week boil down to, I wasn't screaming at you, but now I am because you wouldn't believe me the first five times I said I wasn't yelling! >.< Anyhow, all of this is really aggravating my depression, so I'm spending half my time convinced that I'm human garbage and the other half of the time trying to convince myself I'm not. Logic of course playing absolutely no part in this whatsoever. Stoopid messed up brain chemistry.

[lynora]

Oh, and I love both coffee and tea. Why choose? They're both wonderful! :)

[Limeylongears]

Sorry you're having a tough time of it, Lynora.

I'm in Cork, preparing for the two day sword & dagger seminar I signed up for earlier this year.

[captain yesterday]

As someone that has seen human garbage up close I can say definitively you aren't it.

If it helps we were also recently ravaged by allergies, it'll hopefully pass quickly.

You need a shirt that says "I'm not yelling, you're not listening"

Yogurt is your best friend when it comes to getting over stomach bugs.

Get better soon, it's not the same without you (especially for Freehold, who has had nary a window to jump through).

[NobodysHome]

lynora wrote:

*crawls into thread, curls up in a ball in the corner*

Rough couple of weeks. Really, really rough.
** spoiler omitted **...

Hugs. Just... Hugs

[John Napier 698]

Sorry you're not feeling well, Lynora. For stomach bugs, I find that sipping warm Tom Tucker's Mint Ginger ale works well. Both the mint and the ginger work to soothe the stomach. *offers hugs*

[lisamarlene]

lynora wrote:

*crawls into thread, curls up in a ball in the corner*

Rough couple of weeks. Really, really rough.
** spoiler omitted **...

Big, big hugs, Lynora.

I am so there with you.

When my little sister band I finally (after eight years) went through and cleared out most of our Dad's things last month, boy howdy, there was emotional baggage to carry out as well.
Not just because she is pregnant, single, hormonal, and turning forty next month.
(Did I mention that we ate a lot of comfort food? We put our grief and stress and anger into her homemade beignets and fried green tomatoes.)
And we found exactly two copies of an audiobook Dad had recorded of a children's book a friend of his wrote, many years ago. One for my children, one for my imminent niece.
I haven't given my copy to my children yet because I am not ready to hear his voice again after all these years.

So, yes, very big hugs.

[John Napier 698]

*offers more hugs*

[captain yesterday]

My replacement Starfinder core Rulebook shipped today, pretty excited about that.

[captain yesterday]

Our poor nine year old beagle is exhausted after having my dad's two year old female beagle over for a week, he's like a later middle age guy that suddenly finds himself dating a twenty year old club girl and tries his hardest to keep up.

But man is he smiling. :-)

[captain yesterday]

I also really like my new avatar, in case you couldn't tell because I haven't changed it in a few days.

[John Napier 698]

I noticed. A representation of your new Starfinder character?

[Tequila Sunrise]

captain yesterday wrote:

Tequila Sunrise wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

Captain yesterday fun fact: I did not drink coffee until I was 30.

NobodysHome wrote:

So I didn't drink coffee until I was 32. Now I drink 16-20 ounces of very strong coffee every morning.

I was a late bloomer too, didn't start until recently.

This summer I got in the habit of making a pot and then chilling it in the fridge for the next day. Then last week I had a cup of hot coffee for the first time since spring, and it just wasn't the same. I think the hot stuff is ruined for me.

I don't like cold coffee.

Possibly because of the seven months of winter.

By the way, 60 degrees and overcast today, so almost here...

*gets far-off wistful expression*

I've forgotten what winter feels like...

[captain yesterday]

Nope, it just looks really cool. :-)

[C Yesterday's Autumn Melancholy]

Tequila Sunrise wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

Tequila Sunrise wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

Captain yesterday fun fact: I did not drink coffee until I was 30.

NobodysHome wrote:

So I didn't drink coffee until I was 32. Now I drink 16-20 ounces of very strong coffee every morning.

I was a late bloomer too, didn't start until recently.

This summer I got in the habit of making a pot and then chilling it in the fridge for the next day. Then last week I had a cup of hot coffee for the first time since spring, and it just wasn't the same. I think the hot stuff is ruined for me.

I don't like cold coffee.

Possibly because of the seven months of winter.

By the way, 60 degrees and overcast today, so almost here...

*gets far-off wistful expression*

I've forgotten what winter feels like...

I could say the same thing about summer.

[Tequila Sunrise]

Tequila Sunrise wrote:

My week of travel insanity is coming up. This Friday we fly out to Charlotte NC for an in-law's wedding. Then, because I'm running low on PT at work and I never know when I might land in the hospital for a week with staph or pneumonia or gods-know-what, I'm flying back to Phoenix to work next week while Ms. TS & kids drive up the coast. The following Friday I fly to Boston, where they pick me up and we continue on to the family reunion! Then we all come back to Phoenix two days later.

I tell ya, nobody I know better die or get hitched next year, 'cause I'm not going. >:|

Well I got a bug last night, it feels like the very same bug that I had last month, so no in-law wedding for me.

I could have gone if I were determined, but an already sleep-deprived TS plus a long layover in Denver and a 5am touchdown in Charlotte equals a sicker and miserable TS.