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Cap'n Yesterday, FaWtL Tourism wrote:
Productive!?! This is FaWtL good sir! Nothing productive is ever produced here!

False.

Example: productive good will and happiness is generated by virtue of knowing that one of my friends has posted! Hi!

EDIT: counter example: random nudity. Sigh. *gets re-dressed*


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It's tasteful Tacticslion, at least the first several pictures, just Disney princesses being true to themselves. :-)


Cool beans!

In which case: baron, you should choose better titles, my friend... ;p


baron arem heshvaun wrote:
Uncle Walt Disney, is leering creepily in his grave.

Oh my word, man! Are you BuzzFeed?!

How did you get-

Okay, my dude, look, I love you, but off the top of my head:

- Cinderbella Confirmed! Girls just wanna have pun, after all
- #DisneyShipNowCanon <-just imagine the clickbait!
- Rainbows is Magic built in audience x2
- Breaking News: Two Princesses escape abusive prison-like relationships to discover true love! More traditional headline
- #LooksLikeBeastWasn'tSoCharming see, it's a stretch, but it kind of works as s double pun as it references both of the princes at once; hey, I told you these were off the top of my head

Season/edit to taste. Wow, my dude. Wow. I did not get what you were linking at all.

(I kind of thought it was one of those very weird online "sexy Disney princess zombie" - they are not sexy, they are hideous; no, Internet, putting something rotting in that pose/clothes/whatever doesn't make it look less disgusting, but maybe that's the point; I don't even know with you anymore - things you see crop up every once in a while in unrelated image searches. It first started when I was looking up stuff for Carrin Crown, so that's appropriate, at least, but now it just keeps recurring. EDIT: oh, and it especially gets problematic in the fall, though not just Disney stuff. Anyone else have that problem, or is that just me?)


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Fascinating! a ghost post!

If you check out my favorited by others, it's the third post (about shipping costs for CotCT) crazy! i don't think that's ever happened to me before. :-)


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Feels so awesome outside this morning!!! Cooler temperatures!!!

Winter is coming!!


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I'm sorry, I can't hear you with all the geese flying by bragging about their corkscrewy dicks.

F&~!ing a%~%!&! geese!!

...er, not that it matters anyway, I mean.


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Spoiler:
In a complete and total sidebar:

Tried to set up my first "date" in years. Gal confirmed the arrangement. I took the necessary steps to ensure timeliness and logistical ease. Five minutes before my planned arrival: "Can we take a rain check? I'm too tired."

:|

Remainder of the ensuing conversation proceeds thusly --

Me: Okay. :(
Gal: Sorry.
Me: It's fine. Maybe another time.
Gal: [sic]Definetely.
Me: See ya when I see ya, chickadee. Rest well.

. . . and not another word since. It's been four days.

I wouldn't be at all surprised if I managed to present myself as a mule's posterior, somehow, some way -- I'm good at that bit because I have always been socially awkward. Considering how long I've been out of the "game", I've probably made a trainwreck of this before even leaving the station, but . . . but . . . .

Really??!!

[insert unbroken chain of multilingual expletives and epithets here]


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Sharoth wrote:
baron arem heshvaun wrote:
Uncle Walt Disney, is leering creepily in his grave.
I am too! Leering that is! Not in my grave though.

In whose grave then?


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Syrus: Count your blessings. A person who would do that to you is not someone to be sad about not dating. That said, positive vibes, kay?


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In fairness Syrus, there has been an early fall big going around. She might've just been not feeling well.

Or she's insensitive and you can find someone better anyway. :-)

I honestly recommend hanging out at bookstores, they're a treasure trove of single people, especially if they have children's storytelling. :-)


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If it helps I had a girl stand me up for a date, so she could go on a date with my best friend, and then I saw them on the date together later that evening when I walked by the restaurant I had made the reservation for and they were there.

And that was my worst birthday ever.


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I've actually come closer to doing something similar than being on the wrong end of it. Perhaps my gripe is just about some cosmic justice . . . . I figured 10 years would put me past the statute of limitations! lol :D


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It's International Coffee Day!

Justhookittomyvein!!!!!!!!


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Over Caffeinated Capn Yesterday wrote:

It's International Coffee Day!

Justhookittomyvein!!!!!!!!

And the whole church said: "Amen!!"


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Peppa Pig cracks me up.

Narrator: Mommy Pig has lots of important work to do.

scene cuts to Mommy Pig writing an Email to Buzzfeed.


Syrus Terrigan wrote:
** spoiler omitted **

Drop her like a bad habit. Flakes are the worst, and "I'm tired" is a b~*~**~* flake excuse if ever I heard one.

It's international f$#@ing coffee day, she could get a cup like an adult and proceed with a scheduled date like a normal non-flaky human being. Think about it - if the circumstances were reversed, would you still go? Damn right, you'd chug some iced mocha and move out. So that means you're worth less to her than the inconvenience of drinking a cup. Drop. Drop hard.

I hate flakes more than any other socially acceptable poor character trait.

I recommend women with low self esteem. They tend to be honest and somewhat clingy, which is way better than flaky.


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Terrigan of the Frostfell wrote:

Feels so awesome outside this morning!!! Cooler temperatures!!!

Winter is coming!!

yes....yes it is...

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Freehold DM wrote:
Terrigan of the Frostfell wrote:

Feels so awesome outside this morning!!! Cooler temperatures!!!

Winter is coming!!

yes....yes it is...

~cranks up the ANTI-WEATHER-DOMINATOR!!!TM to high~ No it isn't!


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Forget you. Imma go on my own date, with blackjack, and hookers!!

You know what? Forget the date...

Legal Disclaimer:
TGTG does not actually endorse hookers* to solve one's dating issues. The above was a Futurama reference.

*:
It's much easier to find a pretty woman with strong traditional values from a poor third world country to marry you with a prenuptial agreement. You get regular sex AND someone to cook and clean, and they get security, a green card, and clean drinking water. It's win-win, and in the long run cheaper than actual hookers or real dating**!

**:
When did I get so mysoginistic in my tongue in cheek and open joking? How much is fake? Enough...


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In the cold, there is good.
In the snows, there is peace.
In the winds, there is serenity.

And the cold will flat-out wreck the plans of any heat-crazed, button-pushing Winter-deniers!!!
Forward the Frosty Fundament!!


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My dad did marriage counseling once for this guy and his mail order Russian bride.

The same guy that wanted my dad to make him silver bullets so he and his brother could hunt my dad because they were convinced he was a Werewolf fifteen years previously.

Facebook truly does reconnect people.

It didn't work out.


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captain yesterday wrote:

My dad did marriage counseling once for this guy and his mail order Russian bride.

The same guy that wanted my dad to make him silver bullets so he and his brother could hunt my dad because they were convinced he was a Werewolf fifteen years previously.

Facebook truly does reconnect people.

It didn't work out.

Of course he couldn't make the silver bullets!! Werewolf. Duh.


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Oh, he can make bullets, he's a retired chemistry teacher.


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captain yesterday wrote:
Oh, he can make bullets, he's a retired chemistry teacher.

This is the seed of an AMC Van Helsing + Breaking Bad show.


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Evil Overlord wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Terrigan of the Frostfell wrote:

Feels so awesome outside this morning!!! Cooler temperatures!!!

Winter is coming!!

yes....yes it is...
~cranks up the ANTI-WEATHER-DOMINATOR!!!TM to high~ No it isn't!

unplugs anti-weather dominator Yes, yes it is.


Freehold, EO, please! Let's be reasonable! Let's not bicker and argue about which device is better or functions or is plugged in at the moment or is not plugged in or who's planning or plotting the downfall or overthrow of whom; instead can we just all agree to get TL a new set of tires and/or his own self-sustaining "take care of his car" fund? I think that's a much better idea!

(Nothing in particular happened, I just want a new tires that won't instantly tell me they're low on tire pressure with every little weather change. Also, I like having money to take care of things. Money's annoying, actually, but it's frustratingly useful...)

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Tacticslion wrote:
baron arem heshvaun wrote:
Uncle Walt Disney, is leering creepily in his grave.

Oh my word, man! Are you BuzzFeed?!

How did you get-

I normally post at 5:30 AM, BEFORE I go to bed.

After a 10 hour work day, the hamster manning my brain has long ago passed out from drugs, alcohol and worse before that time.


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Oh, I'm in the Bay Area in the Fall.

Monday it was 97.
Tuesday it was 83.
Yesterday it was 74.
Today by lunch it was 58.

Tomorrow it may be 97 again.

EDIT: OK, just re-checked and at 12:35 pm my time it's up to a whopping 69 (Dude!). But still, in the Bay Area in the Fall every day is a mystery. One of the joys of living here...

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baron arem heshvaun wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
baron arem heshvaun wrote:
Uncle Walt Disney, is leering creepily in his grave.

Oh my word, man! Are you BuzzFeed?!

How did you get-

I normally post at 5:30 AM, BEFORE I go to bed.

After a 10 hour work day, the hamster manning my brain has long ago passed out from drugs, alcohol and worse before that time.

But at least now I know why 1 out of 10 of my posts do not get the Tacticslion approved like {tm}, you just don't read them.

Also, it's a play on words, in this case the traditional "so and so is rolling/turning over in his grave."

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This makes perfect sense to me.

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"M" is for Most Excellent Alphabet Ever!

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baron arem heshvaun wrote:
"M" is for Most Excellent Alphabet Ever!

Even more most excellent, its animated!


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NobodysHome wrote:

Oh, I'm in the Bay Area in the Fall.

Monday it was 97.

:(

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Tuesday it was 83.

:/

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Yesterday it was 74.

:)

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Today by lunch it was 58.

:D

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Tomorrow it may be 97 again.

:(


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NobodysHome wrote:


Monday it was 97.
Tuesday it was 83.
Yesterday it was 74.
Today by lunch it was 58.

Tomorrow it may be 97 again.

O MY GOSH HES TRAVELIN THRUOGH TIME!?!

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"F" is for Freehold!


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baron arem heshvaun wrote:
"F" is for Freehold!

proof of whedon's murderous perfidity!


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baron arem heshvaun wrote:
"F" is for Freehold!

baron --

He might still bike you to death on principle alone . . . . I think Fritzy still has the Death Bike Star somewhere in "deep orbit".


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Meh. In my day, we'd just hack the Ares orbital mass driver and Thor shot the offender. You kids, with your non-pink mohawks and environmentally-friendly bioware, git off my dermaplast balcony!

NERPS! For Breakfast!
NERPS! For Happiness
NERPS! Restores Hair Loss!
NERPS! for Comfort!
NERPS! Gets rid of pesky neighbors!
NERPS! Stops Chaffing!
NERPS! Gets you where you're going!
NERPS! Now 50% less Stress!
NERPS! Repairs chipped and damaged paint!
NERPS! Your new best friend!
NERPS! For all your needs!


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Over two hundred posts as Brut Squad. :-)

Not sure if I should hug a stuffed walrus, or cry... maybe both...


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Definitely both.

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Freehold DM wrote:
Evil Overlord wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Terrigan of the Frostfell wrote:

Feels so awesome outside this morning!!! Cooler temperatures!!!

Winter is coming!!

yes....yes it is...
~cranks up the ANTI-WEATHER-DOMINATOR!!!TM to high~ No it isn't!
unplugs anti-weather dominator Yes, yes it is.

~nothing changes as the AWD continues to gain more power~ FOOL!!! I know of your plan and was prepared! ~twirls my mustache and laughs evilly~

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Tacticslion wrote:

Freehold, EO, please! Let's be reasonable! Let's not bicker and argue about which device is better or functions or is plugged in at the moment or is not plugged in or who's planning or plotting the downfall or overthrow of whom; instead can we just all agree to get TL a new set of tires and/or his own self-sustaining "take care of his car" fund? I think that's a much better idea!

(Nothing in particular happened, I just want a new tires that won't instantly tell me they're low on tire pressure with every little weather change. Also, I like having money to take care of things. Money's annoying, actually, but it's frustratingly useful...)

NEVER!!!


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Evil Overlord wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
unplugs anti-weather dominator Yes, yes it is.
~nothing changes as the AWD continues to gain more power~ FOOL!!! I know of your plan and was prepared! ~twirls my mustache and laughs evilly~

Ah, but I've watched Mr. Robot and therefore...

Spoiler:
...I know to hack the firmware in your UPSes to overcharge the lead-acid batteries, filling the liar with hydrogen gas, and then create a spark to detonate it all!

MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-, er, wait, which side am I rooting for again?

Oh wait, now I remember...

Spoiler:
EXPLOSIVE RUNES!

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Evil Overlord wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
unplugs anti-weather dominator Yes, yes it is.
~nothing changes as the AWD continues to gain more power~ FOOL!!! I know of your plan and was prepared! ~twirls my mustache and laughs evilly~

Ah, but I've watched Mr. Robot and therefore...** spoiler omitted **

MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-, er, wait, which side am I rooting for again?

We have cookies and mustaches if you join the Dark Side.


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Evil Overlord wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Evil Overlord wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
unplugs anti-weather dominator Yes, yes it is.
~nothing changes as the AWD continues to gain more power~ FOOL!!! I know of your plan and was prepared! ~twirls my mustache and laughs evilly~

Ah, but I've watched Mr. Robot and therefore...** spoiler omitted **

MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-, er, wait, which side am I rooting for again?

We have cookies and mustaches if you join the Dark Side.

Hmmm... cookies sounds good, but I'm contractually obligated to do selfies on InstaVillian while wearing a product-placement felt goatee.

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Evil Overlord wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Evil Overlord wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
unplugs anti-weather dominator Yes, yes it is.
~nothing changes as the AWD continues to gain more power~ FOOL!!! I know of your plan and was prepared! ~twirls my mustache and laughs evilly~

Ah, but I've watched Mr. Robot and therefore...** spoiler omitted **

MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-, er, wait, which side am I rooting for again?

We have cookies and mustaches if you join the Dark Side.
Hmmm... cookies sounds good, but I'm contractually obligated to do selfies on InstaVillian while wearing a product-placement felt goatee.

We also offer free coffee and have an espresso machine.


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Dark Energy - Isaac Arthur

No Freehold DM, we are not talking about you!


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Open at midnight tonight for Rogue One opening, you get a t-shirt and a poster that even we aren't allowed to gaze upon until midnight.


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Evil Overlord wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Evil Overlord wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Terrigan of the Frostfell wrote:

Feels so awesome outside this morning!!! Cooler temperatures!!!

Winter is coming!!

yes....yes it is...
~cranks up the ANTI-WEATHER-DOMINATOR!!!TM to high~ No it isn't!
unplugs anti-weather dominator Yes, yes it is.
~nothing changes as the AWD continues to gain more power~ FOOL!!! I know of your plan and was prepared! ~twirls my mustache and laughs evilly~

my buddy amby has things well in hand.

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