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This thread is only big enough for one pompous windbag, move along you!It's kind of difficlut to "move along" when you are an all-encompassing, universe-spanning, superior being. I guess you find it easier to do. Hey! Leave us outta it! *Readies gun* And leave the trogs outta it, too! They're offended!
"You nearly died then. We were barely able to save you. We never dreamed of how important you would be. Kobold Cleaver, come back to the side of light."
"Yes? She asks, appearing.n She smugly floats in the air."Second...okay, this is for Frogskin to tell you, not I. But third, is...Esmerelda!""Yes, I know. I will try to talk with Alaina. We should not be fighting amongst ourselves." "It's time to tell her what's happening."
"Yes, I know. I will try to talk with Alaina. We should not be fighting amongst ourselves." "Second...okay, this is for Frogskin to tell you, not I. But third, is...Esmerelda!"
Meepo flies in, a ring of flight visible on his finger.
Meepo sighs. "Oh crap. The Yugoloths are not going to be happy about this. Remember, Rio, do not go after Alaina. Even if you spare her, she may not do the same, in the state she's in. If you are too selfish to avoid that risk, then clearly Serafina needs a better guardian."He takes out a scroll and, speaking some words, vanishes.
"You would be surprised. People kill sometimes, without planning to, in blind rage."
"I am warning you, Rio. Do not pit yourself against Alaina. No matter who wins, a friend will be killed. I advise you to leave here, before she comes back. Remember, Sunny may or may not be ion her side, but that's not a risk worth taking."
Meepo watches Saeroth vanish, then turns to Serafina.
"Oh, please. It's no fun otherwise!" "Please go, Saeroth. I've no time for you."
Meepo sighs, amidst coughing. "Saeroth, are you even capable of understand mortals? You don't call them 'whiners' when they're on the verge of a nervous breakdown."
The figure puts down his gun.
Meepo walks in, chuckling. "What he means to say is, he's really, really scared and wants to get on our good side."
More vines wrap Beren as HT continues the attack. Eventually vines erupt from within the Bear Lord's body itself. Meepo glares. "Not bad. I'm about you hit you with positive energy, so you just tell me when it hurts, 'kay?"The bullets turn to pure positive energy as Meepo fires. They will not harm Beren, simply looping around to hit Hangman again if they miss or go through him.
More vines wrap Beren as HT continues the attack. Eventually vines erupt from within the Bear Lord's body itself. Meepo glares. "You're mine, tree."He charges, firing his machine gun at the tree.
Meepo comes over to the Emperer.
Aunt Esmerelda and Uncle Meepo step out of their room, holding a chessboard.
"This...ain't...good...can't hold on...never had...a high will save..."
Now it is Meepo.
Suddenly, Meepo leaps out and tosses a small sticky grenade at him. "That ain't of this world, pal. Got that through teh World Serpent Inn!"
Meepo responds by tossing a hand grenade in the center of their group.
After the kobold saboteur has been dealt with... Or, at least, after the Tsar thinks he has... ...Meepo starts blasting the Wendigoes. How ya like that, morons!
Meepo slaps a different object on top of the other two, which renders the rune useless.
Yep. Tracer keeps bringin' me places he's never been 'fore more den once. What rune he 'present, 'nyways?
*Walks in*
*Stomps in* DAMMIT! I lose my connection for a few hours an' when I get back, the guy's already gone?*Drinks beer angrily* Now I gotta reboot my Evil Detector! *Spends some time rebooting it, then orders it to trace the Runelord again* This is takin' forever!
The old kobold, wielding a bazooka, stomps into the area. He looks MAD.
*Walks in*
Yep. Dis means an excursion. TO DA LAYER OF TRIBBLES AN' CREEPAH KINKAH...uhh...*Ahem* ADULT ENTERTAINMENT!!!
*Walks into thread*
*Comes in carrying a machine gun and starts drinking beer*
You think that can hurt any of us? * Comes from behind and knocks Meepo through a wall.* Diamond dust! *Leaps up and shoots at wall**Runs back* That's a bomb Ah shot! BOOM
Dayum raht! Esmeralda ain't made o' money!
*Meepo leaps up, kicking one of his captors in the shin and grabbing his machine gun*
*Meepo suddenly wakes up*
Sorry, I was including all of those oddball allies of yours as part of your clan. However, if you continue to be a nuisance to the Jacks, there won't be any of your "clan" left. Something for you to think about.We don't have anything against kobolds in general. We have problems with you, KC, and your entire clan. You've caused nothing but headaches for the Jacks over the last few weeks.Malice Jack sets the large steel floor trap and sprinkles Kobold kibble all around it. He quickly paints a sign, All you can eat kobold buffet and sticks it in the trap. He then unwinds the rope, makes a lasso and coils the extra on his shoulder. He grabs the anti-rune spray in one hand and scuttles around the corner giggling. *Hoists machine gun* Don't ya dare threaten me or mahn, Jack wannaby.
We don't have anything against kobolds in general. We have problems with you, KC, and your entire clan. You've caused nothing but headaches for the Jacks over the last few weeks.Malice Jack sets the large steel floor trap and sprinkles Kobold kibble all around it. He quickly paints a sign, All you can eat kobold buffet and sticks it in the trap. He then unwinds the rope, makes a lasso and coils the extra on his shoulder. He grabs the anti-rune spray in one hand and scuttles around the corner giggling. Ahem.
Kobold Cleaver's clan was decimated ages ago, Kobold Cleaver, Esmarelda an' I its only survivors. I'd add mah wife's son, but apparently someone ate him.
Malice Jack sets the large steel floor trap and sprinkles Kobold kibble all around it. He quickly paints a sign, All you can eat kobold buffet and sticks it in the trap. He then unwinds the rope, makes a lasso and coils the extra on his shoulder. He grabs the anti-rune spray in one hand and scuttles around the corner giggling. *...where he meets KC's uncle, frowning at him. He has a machine gun, stored in his belt* Ah heard there were a pahty, didn't hear the party-throwers was racists. What you got 'gainst kobolds?EDIT: Yer half raht, Jack's Raht Hand Man.
Wow. That ended in surprisingly few explosions. I guess it's just our lucky day.It's shiny and it's mine. Dang raht. 't's a good thin' mah wife Esmahraylda knows Raise Dead.
Size is inconsequential. We shall Crush you. *Leaps on Plant's back* Cum on! We cahn still do ah bit o' damage 'fore we croak!*Starts shooting Defectives lightning quick*
*Fires machine gun, killing first row*
*Hoists machine gun*
I'm here for the thieves' guild. What do you wish to talk about? *Fires machine gun at crossbow, reducing it to rubble* Keep thet pointed away from mah nephew.Now, tha way Ah see it, teh Defectives are kanda mad. After all, tehy have failed to annialate all the Lemmins'. They're gonna be comin'.
*Suddenly, a grizzled kobold walks in, carrying a machine gun*
What the hell...it's KC's uncle! ATTACK!!!! *Hits first row* *Looks at note*Ohhhh, not the Pigeon Dungeon! The Jack Cult! Whoops! *Walks away while Pigeons are still struggling to recover*
Actually, Ah said that. *A grizzled old kobold steps into the light, wielding a machine gun*Ah was told ta meet here.
*Quickly sneaks away, realizing that he's being followed by Llamafrog and the Pigeons* Say...where'd mah gun go? *Hears gunshot and yelp of pain from Angry Jack Cult*
~puts out my Kobold Traps~ Here! This should deal with this infestation. *Sticks foot in trap* Dang, ya psycho silver albino one-headed thessalguanic gecko! You're goin' down!*Gets out trap-o-matic and starts building spear traps around SAOTG* Never try to trap a kobold, worm.
Dang kid, why would he be mine? Ya tellin' me you actually believed taht story we told you? |
