KIIIIIILL DAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBIIIIIT!!!!
*Grabs some popcorn and watches the pigeons poop all over the place. Under an umbrella of course*
*Comes over and takes popcorn away from Butterfrog and pushes frog away*
Take a hike frog this place is reserved for the Jacks! Om nom nom. Good popcorn, btw. *watches the excitement coming from the pigeon dungeon*.
*Kills last Defective, and looks up*
Alright, guys! Quit fighting that Pigeon and follow me! We're making it outta here!
*Kills last Defective, and looks up*
Alright, guys! Quit fighting that Pigeon and follow me! We're making it outta here!
*Sprays one last threatening whiff of Pigeon Repellent and follows KC*
So where are we going?
*Kills last Defective, and looks up*
Alright, guys! Quit fighting that Pigeon and follow me! We're making it outta here!*Sprays one last threatening whiff of Pigeon Repellent and follows KC*
So where are we going?
I have no idea! This place is new! I've never been here before!
I'm scared! How do we get out of here!
I'm scared! How do we get out of here!
Eat that guard's brain! Maybe that'll help!
I'm scared! How do we get out of here!Eat that guard's brain! Maybe that'll help!
Ugh, these things are gross.
*Slurrrp*
I'm scared! How do we get out of here!Eat that guard's brain! Maybe that'll help!Ugh, these things are gross.
*Slurrrp*
Don't slurp your food!
Don't slurp your food!I'm scared! How do we get out of here!Eat that guard's brain! Maybe that'll help!Ugh, these things are gross.
*Slurrrp*
Sorry!
Hmm...let's go this way!*Runs down one corridor*
*Shrugs*
Let's follow him, I got no better ideas!
*Shrugs*
Let's follow him, I got no better ideas!
Can not you teleport here, out of?
Can not you teleport here, out of?*Shrugs*
Let's follow him, I got no better ideas!
No, they have wards. Come on! *Follows Mind Flayer*
I recommend that all prisoners stick together! Strength in numbers!
*Unsure of what to do, the Dire Pigeon of Mood flails madly with his sycthe-tipped pinions, creating a melting pot bloodspray from tens of donors.
"EVERYBODY JUST DIE ALREADY! UNTIL I CAN FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON ANYWAY! I'm so confused..."
*Unsure of what to do, the Dire Pigeon of Mood flails madly with his sycthe-tipped pinions, creating a melting pot bloodspray from of tens of donors.
"EVERYBODY JUST DIE ALREADY! UNTIL I CAN FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON ANYWAY! I'm so confused..."
*Casts Paralysis*
*Follows others*
I diswike dis dungeon. So I wiww weave.
*Casts Paralysis**Unsure of what to do, the Dire Pigeon of Mood flails madly with his sycthe-tipped pinions, creating a melting pot bloodspray from of tens of donors.
"EVERYBODY JUST DIE ALREADY! UNTIL I CAN FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON ANYWAY! I'm so confused..."
"Help! I've failed a save and I can't get up!"
"Help! I've failed a save and I can't get up!"*Casts Paralysis**Unsure of what to do, the Dire Pigeon of Mood flails madly with his sycthe-tipped pinions, creating a melting pot bloodspray from of tens of donors.
"EVERYBODY JUST DIE ALREADY! UNTIL I CAN FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON ANYWAY! I'm so confused..."
Dammit, why can he still talk?
Dammit, why can he still talk?"Help! I've failed a save and I can't get up!"*Casts Paralysis**Unsure of what to do, the Dire Pigeon of Mood flails madly with his sycthe-tipped pinions, creating a melting pot bloodspray from of tens of donors.
"EVERYBODY JUST DIE ALREADY! UNTIL I CAN FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON ANYWAY! I'm so confused..."
"My lips always make their save!"
"My lips always make their save!"Dammit, why can he still talk?"Help! I've failed a save and I can't get up!"*Casts Paralysis**Unsure of what to do, the Dire Pigeon of Mood flails madly with his sycthe-tipped pinions, creating a melting pot bloodspray from of tens of donors.
"EVERYBODY JUST DIE ALREADY! UNTIL I CAN FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON ANYWAY! I'm so confused..."
Can I sting him?
No! We've no time to waste til reinforcements arrive!
Into the Pigeon Maze!
(Spell wears off)
"Ah yes, back to pinion sycthing!"
SLASHASLAHSASLAHSASLASH!
"YUMMY! It's critter stew!"
(Spell wears off)
"Ah yes, back to pinion sycthing!"
SLASHASLAHSASLAHSASLASH!
"YUMMY! It's critter stew!"
Hey, we're ba--
GAAAAUGH!!!!!
BY THE GODS!!!!
THE PAIN!!!!
AAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!
You're. *******. Fired.
LATER, IN THE COURTROOM...
Judge: Allow me to go over the circumstances....you first allow the prisoners escape after we trusted you with the job, then rather than going after them or even apologizing, you proceed you attempt to murder all of teh guards. Twenty of them, are slain. And you want a pardon? You're gonna need a ******* good lawyer, pal.
Fine, whatever. It was a sucky job anyway. At least in jail THE RULES ARE CLEAR!
Fine, whatever. It was a sucky job anyway. At least in jail THE RULES ARE CLEAR!
Very well. However, since we are still searching for the escaped prisoners, we have no prison.
No need to mind, though. In death, rules are very simple indeed.
Sooo... am I sentenced to death or still in a job so long as escaped prisoners are running about willy nilly. I have NO CLUE as to what's going on here.
Sooo... am I sentenced to death or still in a job so long as escaped prisoners are running about willy nilly. I have NO CLUE as to what's going on here.
Very well. Find the prisoners, and you're spared. Leave now.
*Leaves and kills for meat and thrills.
*Leaves and kills for meat and thrills.
*Glares at Moody, Acts real Rudey, Squishes him flatter than great-aunt Judy.
Now get to work!
Alright, guys, I can teleport now. We have to get to my profile.
TELEPORT!
*Prisoners all vanish*
"So I suppose I'm out of a job now? Figures."
*Digs his talons into the Dupont Stainsaver sheepishly and heads off looking at the want ads.
*creeps out of the shadows*
Kobold Cleaver's schizophrenic!!! *runs and hides*
Don't hide from K.C. You can take him.
He said your mom is a otyugh.
Don't hide from K.C. You can take him.
He said your mom is a otyugh.
Actually, Ah said that.
*A grizzled old kobold steps into the light, wielding a machine gun*Ah was told ta meet here.
Don't hide from K.C. You can take him.
He said your mom is a otyugh.
Actually, Ah said that.
*A grizzled old kobold steps into the light, wielding a machine gun*
Ah was told ta meet here.
What the hell...it's KC's uncle! ATTACK!!!!
What the hell...it's KC's uncle! ATTACK!!!!Don't hide from K.C. You can take him.
He said your mom is a otyugh.
Actually, Ah said that.
*A grizzled old kobold steps into the light, wielding a machine gun*
Ah was told ta meet here.
*Hits first row*
*Looks at note*Ohhhh, not the Pigeon Dungeon! The Jack Cult! Whoops!
*Walks away while Pigeons are still struggling to recover*
hehe; just stopped by to leave some false gold and large pipe dreams of power hahahaAHAHAHAHAH!
hehe; I am leaving a stockpile of beer that makes you more thirsty until you completely dehydrate yourself to death hahahahahah