Of course it's a hot tub. We would never harm our froggie friends. If you come over to the Jacks' clubhouse I'm sure we could find a coo-, I mean hot tub, that will fit you Dragonborn.
We have a roasting spit you can use
Your faith in your technology is misplaced
Still it will be some time before we see anything here worth acquiring
And you seem to have a tribble infestation
I would like to point out you are the Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0, not the original paizomatix.
I would like to point out you are the Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0, not the original paizomatix.
We fail to see a point to your observation
Chill out and enjoy a pond!
Ribbit
chilling the pond would be ill advised
However we do have the capablity to do so
How cold would you like it?
The drones freeze the pond
*looks at the frozen pond and frozen frogs* Cool, frogsicles!
sucking on fronzen frogs cure some fevers and maladies, so feel freeto help yourself :D
Please no biting!
We see you now understand what pass for porn among species 269
sucking on fronzen frogs cure some fevers and maladies, so feel freeto help yourself :D
Please no biting!
Thanks! *picks up Butterfrog and starts to lick him* *begins to hallucinate* Wow, the colors!
Hey, Frat Jack, come over here! You've gotta try this. This is better than beer! *hands Butterfrog to Frat Jack*
humm we can distill the tainted water, use a bit of fermentation it and make booze for a price
Chully Wonga!
You will understand that licking Butterfrog is a bit...errrr...."odd" for me, right JRHM?
*licks BF anyway*
Nom nom nom
*Walks in and sees people licking frogs*
Oooookay. Nothing to see here...
*Quickly walks away*
*puts the frog away in shame*
Eerrr... taht's not what it looks like... I was just...humm.... err...
*backs away slowly and makes a run for the door*
*laying around the pond in a daze* I now understand the Grateful Dead's music...
Wow. That's all I'm saying for now.
What no series of people saying "The Shadow!" in different ways?
Did ANY of you watch the first Gamer's movie!?!
Nice to see we poodles are not the only ones licking butts around here.
I am CourtFool and I approve this thread.
You look like mansoon to me
Shadows are no fun. they cant hold there booze, cant sing and sure as the abyss cant dance
Now succubi, they are fun 3 of em and a 5th of anything and there's a party
Yuk... now I need a serious shower....
Hey boss that ugly golem guy licked me! It was like being tongued by a toaster! ...ewwww
hops into the pond
**PLOP**
*Comes in carrying a machine gun and starts drinking beer*
*shimmers into view, collects all tribbles, then leaves*
*laying around the pond in a daze* I now understand the Grateful Dead's music...
*Wafts in on the last bars of Sugar Magnolia and changes the music to some early Pink Floyd*
Pops head above pond's surface.
Groovetastic eyeball dude! Do you know ...One of these days?
Pops head above pond's surface.
Groovetastic eyeball dude! Do you know ...One of these days?
Oh yeah totally dude. One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces, that one? Yah man. Jah. Love it.
Now let's do a lil' dance to this.
Meh. I never liked dat puppet rap. Give me Deathbob Metalpants anyday.
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*shimmers into view*
This is just plain wrong....
And most likely against the law. Stop licking those froggies!
You have been warned....
*Hands CJ a towel*
*Hands CJ a towel*
Hmmm, I wonder how far I could throw a dragon?
*Hands CJ a towel*Hmmm, I wonder how far I could throw a dragon?
More importantly, could I decapitate it?
Let us find out...*Decapi--*
*Teeth get broken off*
GAH!!! That is extremely painful!!!
Thanks Junior.
Ever think of joining the Thieves Guild? I am sure we could help build you a nice 'shiney' treasure trove. For a small gratuity of course.
Thanks Junior.
Ever think of joining the Thieves Guild? I am sure we could help build you a nice 'shiney' treasure trove. For a small gratuity of course.
Yum. Time for Round 3.
*Decapitates*I wonder how many lives he has?
effigy explodes in a shower of weed killer.
*Chokes and collapses, dead*
effigy explodes in a shower of weed killer.
Such powerful technology must be assimilated!
Resistance is Futile.
You will be assimilated.
We are Borg.
We have the technology....it is ours but is very messy.
effigy explodes in a shower of weed killer.*Chokes and collapses, dead*
*walks up to Plantjack* Are you ok? *notices no movement* Uh, oh. *takes Plantjack back to clubhouse.*
Strolls in
"Is this an Anarcho-syndicalist governed thread? I'm feeling very repressed (not to mention pummeled) lately."
Brushes dirt and other less-savory substances from his peasant garb.
I don't know about the form of government, but this is definitely safer than some of the other places to hide...I mean, hang out. Yeah.
**PHEW**
I just got pummeled by a fascist ape in the Jack's thread. I think I need to lie down for a bit.
Leans up against a mossy stump by the lilypads.
Jack Hammer adjusts his fishing pole slightly
Err, that's not moss by that stump. I had a little too much of that rum-laced fizzy drink Frat Jack brought back to the Den.
Sorry.
Shrugs
Can't be any worse than being buried in your clubhouse compost pile. All because I spoke out about injustice and got some ridiculous post number. Fascists ..all fascists .....*SNoooore**
closes blackened eyes and drifts off to sleep
Shrugs
Can't be any worse than being buried in your clubhouse compost pile. All because I spoke out about injustice and got some ridiculous post number. Fascists ..all fascists .....*SNoooore**
closes blackened eyes and drifts off to sleep
Ties the peasants bootlaces together, goes back to fishing until assaulted by a powerful urge
RALLPPPHHHH!
Sorry, wasn't done...
Hey, these peasants are pretty absorbent! No wonder Jackin'Ape likes them so much.
Wakes up as a shower of bolts, nuts and fruity rum drink drenches him. Tries to stand up but falls into the pond.
**SPLASH**
Emerges spluttering with a small frog on his head
Now that was uncalled for!
Tell me about it! When was the last time you took a bath?
Hops off peasant's head into the pond
**PLOP**
Since the peasant has made such a racket Jack Hammer's fishing expedition has been cut short. He gathers up his gear, and a few of the expunged metal parts that look like they might be important, and trudges back to the Den.