Attack of the Defectives


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they are attacking! We're gonna be massacred!


*Draws Cleaver*
This is going to be brutal.


Why should the Jacks get involved? They're not after us.


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Why should the Jacks get involved? They're not after us.

Don't, then. Either way, we're gonna die. Just not you.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Why should the Jacks get involved? They're not after us.
Don't, then. Either way, we're gonna die. Just not you.

*Sighs*

Sadly, it looks like the Lemmings are going to go extinct after all.


I see no reason for me to be here any longer. *turns invisible and moves out of the area*


*Hoists machine gun*
Now, it'd be handy if we had some other folk wit' guns.

Liberty's Edge

cHarge!!!!


PIGEONS CHARGE!!!


Lemmings, go. Away. Live. There is no need for you all to die. We shall cover your retreat. I fear that this shall be the Pigeons' last stand...alas, for my uncle, and for those whom I called friends...
CHARRRRRRRRGE!!!!


Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Lemmings, go. Away. Live. There is no need for you all to die. We shall cover your retreat. I fear that this shall be the Pigeons' last stand...alas, for my uncle, and for those whom I called friends...

CHARRRRRRRRGE!!!!

Very, well, leader.


*Fires machine gun, killing first row*
We'll go out fahtin'.


There are millions...we cannot kill them all.
I am sorry, Pigeons. Had it not been for my petty squabble with you, this never would have had to happen.


It's fine. If you hadn't killed us, 4E would have.


The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote:
It's fine. If you hadn't killed us, 4E would have.

ATTACK, PIGEONS!!! FOR THE YUGOLOTHS!!!


*The Pigeons fly into the fray, spells whizzing and swords flashing,howls of pain anger and fear echoing all around.


The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote:
*The Pigeons fly into the fray, spells whizzing and swords flashing,howls of pain anger and fear echoing all around.

I can do little in the battle. I am sorry, Kobold Cleaver.


Jay Frogskin wrote:
The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote:
*The Pigeons fly into the fray, spells whizzing and swords flashing,howls of pain anger and fear echoing all around.
I can do little in the battle. I am sorry, Kobold Cleaver.

No, I am sorry. I sent you to your death because I was weak. Not you, me. I should have realized that mercy, compassion, they are gifts. Now it is too late. The Pigeons shall fall.

Goodbye, Jay Frogskin. You were better than me, and much wiser.
CHARRRRGE, MY FRIENDS! WE SHALL DIE TODAY, BUT WE SHALL NOT DIE LYING DOWN!!!
ATTAAAAAAACK!!!


*Attacks, stinging and stabbing*
FOR THE HIV--GAH!!!
*Falls the the ground, where he is soon trampled*


Thieving Wasp wrote:

*Attacks, stinging and stabbing*

FOR THE HIV--GAH!!!
*Falls the the ground, where he is soon trampled*

NOOOO!!! YOU KILLED MY FRIEND!!!

*Starts sucking brains and blasting minds left and right, but is suddenly stabbed in the stomach*
Gah!
*Collapses*


*watches from window of clubhouse while eating popcorn* Wow! This is one cool battle.


Okay, I'm pissed.
*Suddenly grows to colossal size*
DIE, YOU FRIGGIN SONS OF A B$#+!!!!!!

Liberty's Edge

Very Tempermental Plant wrote:

Okay, I'm pissed.

*Suddenly grows to colossal size*
DIE, YOU FRIGGIN SONS OF A b%**~!!!!!

Size is inconsequential. We shall Crush you.


The Defectives wrote:
Very Tempermental Plant wrote:

Okay, I'm pissed.

*Suddenly grows to colossal size*
DIE, YOU FRIGGIN SONS OF A b%**~!!!!!
Size is inconsequential. We shall Crush you.

*Steps on Defective*

How f***ing ironic.


Very Tempermental Plant wrote:
The Defectives wrote:
Very Tempermental Plant wrote:

Okay, I'm pissed.

*Suddenly grows to colossal size*
DIE, YOU FRIGGIN SONS OF A b%**~!!!!!
Size is inconsequential. We shall Crush you.

*Steps on Defective*

How f***ing ironic.

*Leaps on Plant's back*

Cum on! We cahn still do ah bit o' damage 'fore we croak!
*Starts shooting Defectives lightning quick*


*Looks down and sees that there are no more Pigeons*
No more...all gone....
DAMN THEM!!!!!
*Flies to Meepo's side. Come on! Let's kick their asses!!!


The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote:

*Looks down and sees that there are no more Pigeons*

No more...all gone....
DAMN THEM!!!!!
*Flies to Meepo's side. Come on! Let's kick their asses!!!

*Leaps beside Plant*

For Frogskin. For Wasp. For Mind Flayer. For the Pigeons.
AAAAAATTTTTAAAAAACKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!


*All charge at teh Defectives, cutting a bloody swath of death wherever they go*
*But there are still thousands remaining, so many thousands...they have no chance*
*Eventually, alas, Kobold Cleaver's uncle falls. It is teh beginning of the end*
*Without Meepo's machine gun, they are unable to protect Plant. He falls, teh others barely leaping out of his way*
*The Pigeon King falls. The last Pigeon had failed to protect his race*
*Only Kobold Cleaver remains. He fights well, with lightning, flame, wind, all powers he can think of, but still a hundred remain, and he grows weary*
Suddenly, he hears a voice. It is a weak voice, lacking food of any kind save rats and voles.


...I...diswike....DEEEEEEEFFFFFECTIIIIIVES!!!!


*Kobold Cleaver collapses, finally dead. His soul returned to his phylactery to await teh end of the three weeks*
*The remaining Defectives, only numbering 10, collapse as well. For nobody can challenge the power of Diswiker*
Kobold Cleaver had won, but at such a cost....


*pilfers the bodies for money, magic items, etc..*


Hey, look. They all finally kicked the bucket. Well, there's only one thing to do now.

*Begins looting the fallen*

EDIT: Hey, Jack, buzz off. Looting the fallen's strictly under the jurisdiction of the guild.


*Totes around a large ice chest and is putting the pigeons in it* Man, I'm going to eat like a king for a long time*


The Masked Rogue wrote:

Hey, look. They all finally kicked the bucket. Well, there's only one thing to do now.

*Begins looting the fallen*

EDIT: Hey, Jack, buzz off. Looting the fallen's strictly under the jurisdiction of the guild.

Hey! I was here first! You're on our property!


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
The Masked Rogue wrote:

Hey, look. They all finally kicked the bucket. Well, there's only one thing to do now.

*Begins looting the fallen*

EDIT: Hey, Jack, buzz off. Looting the fallen's strictly under the jurisdiction of the guild.

Hey! I was here first! You're on our property!

Oh, like that's stopped us before. Besides, we'd just end up getting it anyway, let's just cut out the middleman.


The Masked Rogue wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
The Masked Rogue wrote:

Hey, look. They all finally kicked the bucket. Well, there's only one thing to do now.

*Begins looting the fallen*

EDIT: Hey, Jack, buzz off. Looting the fallen's strictly under the jurisdiction of the guild.

Hey! I was here first! You're on our property!
Oh, like that's stopped us before. Besides, we'd just end up getting it anyway, let's just cut out the middleman.

Jackin' Ape, take care of this rogue for me.


Hey, Ape! Look, here's the head of the guy you killed yesterday! Go fetch!

*Throws Jack A. Nape's head, grabs Kobold Cleaver's corpse, and runs in oppisite direction.*


The Masked Rogue wrote:

Hey, Ape! Look, here's the head of the guy you killed yesterday! Go fetch!

*Throws Jack A. Nape's head, grabs Kobold Cleaver's corpse, and runs in oppisite direction.*

Go ahead and take KC's corpse. I don't want him! *amuses to himself that the Rogue doesn't realize what he has gotten himself into by taking KC's body*


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
*amuses to himself that the Rogue doesn't realize what he has gotten himself into by taking KC's body*

Oh, I know his corpse is probably going to blow up in 10 minutes or something like that, but he's the only thing here I won't have to dissect to get anything valuable from.


Hey that was one big bomb! who put that in the guild? Its gonna cost you a pretty penny for us to rebuild.

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