Alright, alright! But please don't kill me!
Ummm, I wish for you to let the seagull into your ranks and reward him with 50 gp. per day for his services? That sound convincing? I mean, er, happy now?
What did the bird do this time?
*prepares the boiling water cauldron*
Alright, alright! But please don't kill me!Ummm, I wish for you to let the seagull into your ranks and reward him with 50 gp. per day for his services? That sound convincing? I mean, er, happy now?
Not very convincing. *Grabs gull and dunks the gull into the toilet for a few seconds and brings him back up for air.* Now, do we get the truth or do we get to see how long you can hold your breath?
Not very convincing. *Grabs gull and dunks the gull into the toilet for a few seconds and brings him back up for air.* Now, do we get the truth or do we get to see how long you can hold your breath?Alright, alright! But please don't kill me!Ummm, I wish for you to let the seagull into your ranks and reward him with 50 gp. per day for his services? That sound convincing? I mean, er, happy now?
Alrigth! Alright!
Okay, so....err...fine. But don't kill me, okay?The seagull has a large amount of gold,so basically your 'mission' is to kill him so you can get at the gold.
P.S. The Cheshire Cat will probably want to eat the seagull. That's fine, in fact, encouraged! Have fun! :) But I don't have any gold, I swear! I didn't take anything here!
Now I'm leaving! *Attempts to fly away*
Wait, gold senses, tingling, talking, like, Shatner, Wait! Hold him down!
*Begins forcibly searching seagull for any gold.*
Hmm, didn't find any. Guess I'll have to do a Hygiene Officer imitation.
*Puts on rubber glove while smiling disconcertingly.*
Wait, gold senses, tingling, talking, like, Shatner, Wait! Hold him down!
*Begins forcibly searching seagull for any gold.*
Hmm, didn't find any. Guess I'll have to do a Hygiene Officer imitation.
*Puts on rubber glove while smiling disconcertingly.*
Gte off of me! *Claws eyes of masked rogue*
hey, guess what? I have a grenade here, and if you guys don't let me go I'll activate it!
Wait, gold senses, tingling, talking, like, Shatner, Wait! Hold him down!
*Begins forcibly searching seagull for any gold.*
Hmm, didn't find any. Guess I'll have to do a Hygiene Officer imitation.
*Puts on rubber glove while smiling disconcertingly.*
Gte off of me! *Claws eyes of masked rogue*
hey, guess what? I have a grenade here, and if you guys don't let me go I'll activate it!
Hey, I wear this mask for a reason you know. Besides, everyone in this guild has Evasion. All you would do is blow yourself up.
Hey, I wear this mask for a reason you know. Besides, everyone in this guild has Evasion. All you would do is blow yourself up.Wait, gold senses, tingling, talking, like, Shatner, Wait! Hold him down!
*Begins forcibly searching seagull for any gold.*
Hmm, didn't find any. Guess I'll have to do a Hygiene Officer imitation.
*Puts on rubber glove while smiling disconcertingly.*
Gte off of me! *Claws eyes of masked rogue*
hey, guess what? I have a grenade here, and if you guys don't let me go I'll activate it!
Masked Rogue. I'm willing to send you twenty gold if you kill that seagull now.
Wait, gold senses, tingling, talking, like, Shatner, Wait! Hold him down!
*Begins forcibly searching seagull for any gold.*
Hmm, didn't find any. Guess I'll have to do a Hygiene Officer imitation.
*Puts on rubber glove while smiling disconcertingly.*
Gte off of me! *Claws eyes of masked rogue*
hey, guess what? I have a grenade here, and if you guys don't let me go I'll activate it!
*turns invisible and sneaks up on gull, takes grenade from gull and straps the gull down.* Masked Rogue, start the anal probe! Muhahaha!
Masked Rogue. I'm willing to send you twenty gold if you kill that seagull now.Hey, I wear this mask for a reason you know. Besides, everyone in this guild has Evasion. All you would do is blow yourself up.Wait, gold senses, tingling, talking, like, Shatner, Wait! Hold him down!
*Begins forcibly searching seagull for any gold.*
Hmm, didn't find any. Guess I'll have to do a Hygiene Officer imitation.
*Puts on rubber glove while smiling disconcertingly.*
Gte off of me! *Claws eyes of masked rogue*
hey, guess what? I have a grenade here, and if you guys don't let me go I'll activate it!
NOOOO!
*replaces KC's 20 gp with 20 cp*
*replaces KC's 20 gp with 20 cp*
I didn't give it to him yet.
Masked Rogue. I'm willing to send you twenty gold if you kill that seagull now.Hey, I wear this mask for a reason you know. Besides, everyone in this guild has Evasion. All you would do is blow yourself up.Wait, gold senses, tingling, talking, like, Shatner, Wait! Hold him down!
*Begins forcibly searching seagull for any gold.*
Hmm, didn't find any. Guess I'll have to do a Hygiene Officer imitation.
*Puts on rubber glove while smiling disconcertingly.*
Gte off of me! *Claws eyes of masked rogue*
hey, guess what? I have a grenade here, and if you guys don't let me go I'll activate it!
Does that offer extend to me as well?
*replaces KC's 20 gp with 20 cp*I didn't give it to him yet.
I am THAT good :P
Masked Rogue. I'm willing to send you twenty gold if you kill that seagull now.
Hey, sounds good to me.
*THUNK*You want the body, or should I sell it to Tennessee Fried Chicken?
Masked Rogue. I'm willing to send you twenty gold if you kill that seagull now.Hey, sounds good to me.
*THUNK*You want the body, or should I sell it to Tennessee Fried Chicken?
No, it is fine.
Frogskin is dead. Everything is going according to plan...
I am THAT good :P*replaces KC's 20 gp with 20 cp*I didn't give it to him yet.
Shade, switch the coins back or I'll put the gull's head on your pillow tomorrow.
Masked Rogue. I'm willing to send you twenty gold if you kill that seagull now.Hey, sounds good to me.
*THUNK*You want the body, or should I sell it to Tennessee Fried Chicken?
Give it to me. I love gull.
*Suddenly, a note falls to the ground requesting that one of the thieves meet at teh Angry Jack Cult, on peaceful terms, to discuss the war which they were semi-involved in*
Hey, theives! Get over to the Defective's battleground! There's looting to do!
*Sets Kobold Cleaver's corpse on the table*
Alright, whoever searches the corpse gets to split ther profits 50/50 with the rest of the guild. If you need me, I'll be several miles away from here.
*Runs off again*
*looks at the corpse*
Hey I just had the carpets cleaned after the gull came by and now someone is leaving a mess in the room again!
*plops the Diamonds on the table and whips out a scroll*
*Stands over Kobold Cleavers Corpse*
Ok get up, Kobold Cleaver but you are going to OWE the guild for this one!
But I was going to loo- uh, look after his corpse and insure he had a proper funeral. Yeah. That's it.
*Three weeks later, a very PO'ed kobold lich walks into the thread*
Liches cannot be resurrected, you know. Now, give me back my Cleaver...now.
It's shiny and it's mine.
It's shiny and it's mine.
*Blasts seagull*
*Grabs Cleaver**Goes back to profile*
It's shiny and it's mine.*Blasts seagull*
*Grabs Cleaver*
*Goes back to profile*
Somebody's grouchy after a three week nap.
It's shiny and it's mine.*Blasts seagull*
*Grabs Cleaver*
*Goes back to profile*
Wow. That ended in surprisingly few explosions. I guess it's just our lucky day.
Wow. That ended in surprisingly few explosions. I guess it's just our lucky day.It's shiny and it's mine.*Blasts seagull*
*Grabs Cleaver*
*Goes back to profile*
Dang raht.
't's a good thin' mah wife Esmahraylda knows Raise Dead.
It's shiny and it's mine.*Blasts seagull*
*Grabs Cleaver*
*Goes back to profile*
*Rises from a pile of his own poop like a pheonix from it's ashes.*
Ok you can have it back.
*puts on some decoration for new year's party, then steals it*
This post its just for the fun of reaching 100 post with The Shade... Yay!
So, who wants to go crash the Jack's New Year's Eve party and watch them sing folk songs while under the influence of refrigerator magnets?
*Raises hand in approval to crash into the Jack's party*
Good, we're all in agreement. So we need a plan...
*Begins drawing an immense plan involving a dozen firecrackers, a Ford Edsel, and the corpse of famed actor Fred Astaire, among other things.*
You know what? Never mind this! All I need to do is use The Shade as a human sheild and I'll be fine!
Hey, Shade, what's your position on finding out exiting new facts on the digestive system of sentient plants?
*Lowers the hand...*
Could you theives please send in extra men? I haven't been eating well lately...
Hey, good news! According to Frat Jack, we're all technically invited to the party! As he said...
Oh, and I took the liberty to have an open house party... so when the thieves arrive they will be "invited" as well and avoid unpleasantness.
Oh, yeah, they also ritualistically sacrificed an expy of me to Plant-Jack, but who cares! Party!
Hey, good news! According to Frat Jack, we're all technically invited to the party! As he said...
Oh, and I took the liberty to have an open house party... so when the thieves arrive they will be "invited" as well and avoid unpleasantness.Oh, yeah, they also ritualistically sacrificed an expy of me to Plant-Jack, but who cares! Party!
I am still being hungry. I object to this invitation.
-wistling-
*polishes the silverware, then steals it*
*Whips tablecloth off table, leaving remaining cutlery undisturbed, then stuffs it into his pocket.*
Why are we stealing a dinner set anyway?
Hey, there's a new cult on the boards! You know what that means, don't you? Loot!
Hey, there's a new cult on the boards! You know what that means, don't you? Loot!
Where, WHERE?
*Tank rises out of the floor, ominous chanting filling the air. The tank opens, revealing a vaguely familiar person*
I'm getting the mask back. Be right back.
*Grabs knife and puts on clothing, then leaves*
So there is a theft from the Jacks, I just want to make sure that 'no one knows anything' Right guys..... We just need to sit on this for a bit and then we can offer them the pics back at an improved price. But for right now, no one Knows anything!