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WE GOT TO INSTALL MICROWAVE OVENS, CUSTOM KITCHENS....DELIVERYYYYYY

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Moorluck wrote:
Rajneesh Zimmerman, MegaPope wrote:
In the name of the Burger, the Fries and the supersized Coke, AMEN!

Did I hear the word Burger?

where? where is a burger?

No, Moorluck! Don't give in to temptation!

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WE GOT MOVE THESE....REFRIGERATORS. WE GOT TO MOVE THESE COLOR TV'SSSS


Moorluck wrote:
Rajneesh Zimmerman, MegaPope wrote:
In the name of the Burger, the Fries and the supersized Coke, AMEN!

Did I hear the word Burger?

where? where is a burger?

My son, if you truly wish to eat righteously you must seek within your soul and your wallet. For the Burger's love surrounds us with greasy soy product goodness.

For lo, it is written in the Church and Munch™ franchise bible:

Let he who hungers take nourishment at the drive thru of the Burger. Amen.


Rajneesh Zimmerman, MegaPope wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Rajneesh Zimmerman, MegaPope wrote:
In the name of the Burger, the Fries and the supersized Coke, AMEN!

Did I hear the word Burger?

where? where is a burger?

My son, if you truly wish to eat righteously you must seek within your soul and your wallet. For the Burger's love surrounds us with greasy soy product goodness.

For lo, it is written in the Church and Munch™ franchise bible:

Let he who hungers take nourishment at the drive thru of the Burger. Amen.

*bows at the altar of Burger Righteousness*


Richard Pickman wrote:
Zaphod beeblebrox

If there's something more important than my ego on this ship, I want it gone.


Captain Jack wrote:
Richard Pickman wrote:
Zaphod beeblebrox
If there's something more important than my ego on this ship, I want it gone.

*jumps overboard*


Captain Jack wrote:
Richard Pickman wrote:
Zaphod beeblebrox
If there's something more important than my ego on this ship, I want it caught and shot now.

fixed for you :P

Liberty's Edge

So there I was, wandering the aisle in the grocery store. Potato chips and salty snacks to my right and hyper-caffeinated soda and syrupy kiddie fruit punch drinks to my left.

I'm listening to my iPod, as I normally do when I don't want to be bothered by kids screaming for their corporated yearnings of brightly colored sugar loops and the old lady squeaking along at a snails pace, trying to decide if potato flakes would taste better or worse than instant rice with their Hamburger Helper meals.

Phil Collins is doing his awesome drum solo in the middle of "In the Air Tonight", and I feel compelled, as I know you all do, to do a little air drumming as it plays.* My arms flail about in a horrendous approximation of the 80's balding GOD and I see her staring at me.

I blush terribly in my childhood-reliving awkwardness and mutter a lame excuse to being afflicted with Tourrets syndrome, realizing even as I say it, that it is verbal and not physical. She keeps staring. I begin to feel uncomfortable. She looks at me with those cold, blue eyes. So I stare back.

There we are, two adults standing 20 feet apart in a busy grocery store, having a staring contest. I feel my eyes begin to dry out, but I set my jaw and do not blink. Her piercing eyes sear like fire into the back of my brain, but I do not give in. Sweat trickles down my back and my sight gets blurry as tears begin to collect in my eyes, desperate to keep then hydrated. BUT I WILL NOT BE BROKEN.

...

That's when I notice her mouth's moving, but I can't hear her because the iPod has progressed to Nine Inch Nails ("Happiness is Slavery"), and I pull the earbuds out.

"..ld you like a sample young man?"

I smile at her and take the swedish meatball on a toothpick, thank her and head out to my car, loaded down with a week's supply of diet soda and fish sticks.

THE END

*Note to self, must find out how many traffic accidents are caused by drivers suddenly air drumming when the song comes on the radio.

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QWIGEBO

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Ole, ole oxen free!!!

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Rajneesh Zimmerman, MegaPope wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Rajneesh Zimmerman, MegaPope wrote:
In the name of the Burger, the Fries and the supersized Coke, AMEN!

Did I hear the word Burger?

where? where is a burger?

My son, if you truly wish to eat righteously you must seek within your soul and your wallet. For the Burger's love surrounds us with greasy soy product goodness.

For lo, it is written in the Church and Munch™ franchise bible:

Let he who hungers take nourishment at the drive thru of the Burger. Amen.

No SOY!! only pure grade A usda beef in my burgers..... False prophet!!


Moorluck wrote:
Rajneesh Zimmerman, MegaPope wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Rajneesh Zimmerman, MegaPope wrote:
In the name of the Burger, the Fries and the supersized Coke, AMEN!

Did I hear the word Burger?

where? where is a burger?

My son, if you truly wish to eat righteously you must seek within your soul and your wallet. For the Burger's love surrounds us with greasy soy product goodness.

For lo, it is written in the Church and Munch™ franchise bible:

Let he who hungers take nourishment at the drive thru of the Burger. Amen.

No SOY!! only pure grade A usda beef in my burgers..... False prophet!!

Piece of advice. If he offers you carmel carbonated holy water, don't put rum in it. For some reason that makes him cranky.


lynora-Jill wrote:


Piece of advice. If he offers you carmel carbonated holy water, don't put rum in it. For some reason that makes him cranky.

Rum has no place polluting holy carbonated high-fructose ambrosia, Jezebel.


Rajneesh Zimmerman, MegaPope wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:


Piece of advice. If he offers you carmel carbonated holy water, don't put rum in it. For some reason that makes him cranky.
Rum has no place polluting holy carbonated high-fructose ambrosia, Jezebel.

I'm not a Jezebel. I'm a Jill. And alcohol goes with almost everything. And tastes delicious with carmel carbonated holy water I might add. :P


Very well Jillzebel. And Rum is the Devil's cough syrup!


Rajneesh Zimmerman, MegaPope wrote:
Very well Jillzebel. And Rum is the Devil's cough syrup!

Well, that's because he's using it wrong. ;)

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lynora-Jill wrote:
Rajneesh Zimmerman, MegaPope wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:


Piece of advice. If he offers you carmel carbonated holy water, don't put rum in it. For some reason that makes him cranky.
Rum has no place polluting holy carbonated high-fructose ambrosia, Jezebel.
I'm not a Jezebel. I'm a Jill. And alcohol goes with almost everything. And tastes delicious with carmel carbonated holy water I might add. :P

Then you should try "firefly" 35% alchohol, sweet tea flavor!

I've heard it's a Jill's best friend! :D


Moorluck wrote:


Then you should try "firefly" 35% alchohol, sweet tea flavor!

I've heard it's a Jill's best friend! :D

That does sound promising. :)

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lynora-Jill wrote:
Moorluck wrote:


Then you should try "firefly" 35% alchohol, sweet tea flavor!

I've heard it's a Jill's best friend! :D

That does sound promising. :)

Solnes swears by it!! But be careful it can cause a hellova hangover!


These...


...forums...


...are...


...not...


...too...


...long!!!

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There is no such thing as TOO MUCH!!!

therefore there cannot be a such thing as too long!

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Sharoth wrote:
These...

....Dragons are the future masters of your pitiful world!!


Run! the dragons are comming... the dragons are comming!!


KaeYotik wrote:
Run! the dragons are comming... the dragons are comming!!

~runs in, out of breath~ People! People are made out of people!

Liberty's Edge

Sharoth wrote:
KaeYotik wrote:
Run! the dragons are comming... the dragons are comming!!
~runs in, out of breath~ People! People are made out of people!

No there not! their made of ooey gooey goodness!!

Liberty's Edge

How big is this thread getting that it can support two dragons now?

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18 days and only 1491 posts??? C'mon folks, let's kick this up a notch!

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mattdroz wrote:

*Note to self, must find out how many traffic accidents are caused by drivers suddenly air drumming when the song comes on the radio.

793 times the number of those caused by people who admit that they caused a crash by air drumming.

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Curse you Paizo!! What gives you the right to claim my hard earned money in exchange for awesome deals on the handful of magazines I don't...well didn't own. Oh, scratch that... I did! :)

Uhg! I don't want to go to work today.... but I must earn money to support my Paizo.....uhm.. I mean family.


Moorluck wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Moorluck wrote:


Then you should try "firefly" 35% alchohol, sweet tea flavor!

I've heard it's a Jill's best friend! :D

That does sound promising. :)
Solnes swears by it!! But be careful it can cause a hellova hangover!

Sweet Tea Vodka is EVIL!!! Ugh...anyone got any Tylenol?! Girls nites = rough mornings!

Scarab Sages

Mmmm.....brainnnnsss


Yeah, what he said.


Don't say it's a fine morning or I'll shoot ya.


French people....ggrrrrr.


Hey you kids! GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN!!!

Little bastards.


Anyone need some meatbags blasted into infinity?

Scarab Sages

Hungry Jack®! YUM!


Anyone want to join my gladiator army?


Ah reckon so.

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We've got your back!


I like cheese!


LSU Rocks! College World Series, here we come!


Mmmm....brainnnnssss


Anybody got some shrooms?

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