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Syrus Terrigan wrote:

stentorian Patrick Stewart voice

Confirm all Starfleet encryptions, Mr. Napier!!

*Puts on Uniform*

Aye, Sir.


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I'm a Cylon.


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John Napier 698 wrote:
Syrus Terrigan wrote:

stentorian Patrick Stewart voice

Confirm all Starfleet encryptions, Mr. Napier!!

*Puts on Uniform*

Aye, Sir.

I'm giving it all she's got you g!$+~#n morherf%!#ers. But unless you have another warp core up your f$%#ing ass, I suggest using the g#@*~*n f##!ing phasers, morherf##%er!

Wait, hold on, is this the Quentin Tarantino reboot...


My children's bedtime is 7:30.

So naturally, they're going to bed tonight at 9 (well, fifteen after...).


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John, I'm really beginning to think you lurk the thread just to get all the nekkidness.

But *do* keep the uniform on, please.

lol


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Syrus Terrigan wrote:

John, I'm really beginning to think you lurk the thread just to get all the nekkidness.

But *do* keep the uniform on, please.

lol

Well, not really. I'm just bad at paying attention to the page breaks. People keep posting between the time I start a message, and the time I hit submit Post. So the page break often sneaks up on me.


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Tacticslion wrote:

My children's bedtime is 7:30.

So naturally, they're going to bed tonight at 9 (well, fifteen after...).

Has anyone ever in the history of parenting gotten their kids to bed by 7:30.

I'm picking up the Legos while The General is reading stories and Pea Bear listens to Rap battles of History or something.


Tacticslion wrote:

My children's bedtime is 7:30.

So naturally, they're going to bed tonight at 9 (well, fifteen after...).

captain yesterday wrote:

Has anyone ever in the history of parenting gotten their kids to bed by 7:30.

I'm picking up the Legos while The General is reading stories and Pea Bear listens to Rap battles of History or something.

Actually, we're usually not too far off, though it's really tough to pull off. Sometimes we even on-the-dot it! ... okay, so that was once, but still!

Though 7:30 is bed time, not sleep time. Biiiiiig difference!


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lynora wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

I wear cargo shorts nearly year round.

The only time I don't is at work, when I forget to do laundry, and when it gets -30 out.

And yes, love the pockets. Except when I have to find my keys... every pocket is a suspect...

Shorts don't work for me at any time of year. I'm too, well, short. If I get shorts from the guys section of the store, they're just awkward pants. If I get shorts from the girls section of the store they're so short they're practically underpants. (WTF?) Or I try capris, which are actually pants on me, but the nice thing is that I don't have to hem them like I do with normal pants. So I just wear linen trousers all summer. Bonus, keeping my skin covered reduces the likelihood of sunburn. :)

But I'm still jealous of those pockets....

I'm not really tall either (online conversor says that I am 5,3 ft tall) but I usually wear shorts all the summer. I find them really comfortable and every year I have the illusion that I'll get a slight tan if I wear them.

What you said about getting a sumburn... too late for me. These days it has been incredibly hot for May, with about 86 F and no clouds (imperial measurements are difficult!) and I have a kinda bad sunburn already. My fault for not wearing sunscreen.


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Last night a Chinese guy came into my favorite bar. I asked him if he knew Kung Fu. He angrily replied "Why? Do you think I know Kung Fu just because I'm Chinese?" I said "No, because you're drinking MY beer."


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If I had $0.50 for each math exam I've failed, I'd have $6.30 by now.


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I'm 5' 7" but they work for me.

Edit: I should probably go to bed, I'm not sure that made any much sense.

Might as well Smurf myself as I go.


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What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth? A slow swimmer.


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Patient: "Doctor, how can I live to be 100?"
Doctor: "Do you drink?"
Patient: "No."
Doctor: "Do you smoke?"
Patient: "No."
Doctor: "Do you eat too much?"
Patient: "No."
Doctor: "Do you sleep with a lot of promiscuous women?"
Patient: "No."
Doctor: "Then why do you want to live to be 100?"


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Whatever you do, give it 100%. Unless you're donating blood.


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How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, they're fiercely efficient and not given to jokes.


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When someone makes you angry, loudly and slowly count to three. Then punch them when you reach 2. They won't be expecting that.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth? A slow swimmer.

I already did that one, like fifty pages ago.


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An elderly man was about to have risky open-heart surgery performed by his only son. Just before being put under, the man called his son over and said "Remember, my boy, that I love you and if anything should go wrong and I die, your mother will be moving in with you and your family."


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Two men are stuck on a desert isle. One despairs, but the other claps him on the back and says "Don't worry, they'll find us soon." "How can you be so sure," asked the first man. "Because," the second man says "I owe the IRS 5 years of back taxes."


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5'7" doesn't seem bad at all. Dal is about 6' which is perfect because in the unfrequent situations that I wear heels he is still a bit taller than me. It's also perfect because there are a few places in my kitchen that I cannot reach.


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"Excuse me, sir, but have you seen a police officer around?"
"No, I haven't. In fact I haven't seen a single person for about 15 minutes now."
"In that case, give me your wallet, phone, and laptop."


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I know those weren't puns, but I'm running low so I thought I would try some jokes for a while.


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captain yesterday wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth? A slow swimmer.
I already did that one, like fifty pages ago.

Then consider it an homage.


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I'm between 5'10" and 6'2" depending on which convenience store I'm leaving.


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Kileanna wrote:
lynora wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

I wear cargo shorts nearly year round.

The only time I don't is at work, when I forget to do laundry, and when it gets -30 out.

And yes, love the pockets. Except when I have to find my keys... every pocket is a suspect...

Shorts don't work for me at any time of year. I'm too, well, short. If I get shorts from the guys section of the store, they're just awkward pants. If I get shorts from the girls section of the store they're so short they're practically underpants. (WTF?) Or I try capris, which are actually pants on me, but the nice thing is that I don't have to hem them like I do with normal pants. So I just wear linen trousers all summer. Bonus, keeping my skin covered reduces the likelihood of sunburn. :)

But I'm still jealous of those pockets....

I'm not really tall either (online conversor says that I am 5,3 ft tall) but I usually wear shorts all the summer. I find them really comfortable and every year I have the illusion that I'll get a slight tan if I wear them.

What you said about getting a sumburn... too late for me. These days it has been incredibly hot for May, with about 86 F and no clouds (imperial measurements are difficult!) and I have a kinda bad sunburn already. My fault for not wearing sunscreen.

I'm 5'2", which is apparently 157.48 cm according to the quick conversion app. And I also already got my first sunburn of the season....through my shirt. >.<

It's almost healed, but still a little bit tender because I heal at the speed of erosion. I'm very pale to begin with and I think one of my medicines is making me more photosensitive so I'm the poor sap wearing long pants and long sleeves in the middle of summer even though I don't deal with heat well at all.Last year I got second degree burns on my legs from being in the sun even though I was wearing sunscreen and even reapplying it throughout the day, so now even when I swim everything stays covered. I basically wear a wetsuit. Sure there's a bikini underneath, but nobody ever gets to see it. :P


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5'11 (180 CM) and I once got a sunburn from swimming at night a moon burn if you will.


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Meanwhile, the kidlet is already 5'8" and still growing. The nice thing is that now I can make him get stuff down from high shelves for me. This makes a nice change from when he was smaller and I would just climb up like a freaking monkey to get it myself. Yes, even at the grocery store. ;P


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
5'11 (180 CM) and I once got a sunburn from swimming at night a moon burn if you will.

Someone who understands! :D


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Moonburn! That's actually something I had never heard about!

I have never went so far but I don't feel like it's summer until I get a sunburn. It happens all years, an unfortunate combination of being a bit pale and never remembering to use sunscreen... Wearing short clothes is also a factor.


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lynora wrote:
Meanwhile, the kidlet is already 5'8" and still growing. The nice thing is that now I can make him get stuff down from high shelves for me. This makes a nice change from when he was smaller and I would just climb up like a freaking monkey to get it myself. Yes, even at the grocery store. ;P

My brother, who is 14 years old, is already more than 6' tall. Our father is tall, his mother is tall... I am short just like my mother.


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I should probably at least attempt to be sleeping now. Morning comes so early. Especially when I just want to stay up! Oh well. Goodnight Fawtl. :)


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Good whatever!

Edit: that is my new catch phrase^


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Good whatever for everyone too!

I should stop saying whatever so often or whatever...


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Kileanna wrote:

Good whatever for everyone too!

I should stop saying whatever so often or whatever...

Giiirrrl WHATEVER!


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This dog is perhaps a little over-ambitious


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lynora wrote:

Limey, lol. :)

I do not understand the cargo shorts hate. I'm too busy being jealous of all those glorious pockets! ;P

By the way, learn from Stupid Uncle Limey and do not Google 'sexy cargo shorts'.

Bad idea. Very bad.


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Quack.

*tappy tappy tap*


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Adequate Duck wrote:

Quack.

*tappy tappy tap*

Like they say, never send a duck to do a rabbit's job.

*Does full tap dance number to the melody of "Stage Door Cartoon" *


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Sprark!

*accidentally steps on rabbit*


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Less-Than-Adequate Duck wrote:

Sprark!

*accidentally steps on rabbit*

No. No! NO! I just E sharp not Flat rabbit!


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I've just received a call from my job! After a month with almost no jobs I've been called to start at June the 1st until September the 15th.

I just cannot believe it! I am so happy!

I usually depend on really short contracts so this is so good!!!

Silver Crusade

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Yay, Kileanna!

*hugs*


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HUZZAH, K!!! Woo!!


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Thanks to both!
I still cannot believe it.


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Kileanna wrote:
lynora wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

I wear cargo shorts nearly year round.

The only time I don't is at work, when I forget to do laundry, and when it gets -30 out.

And yes, love the pockets. Except when I have to find my keys... every pocket is a suspect...

Shorts don't work for me at any time of year. I'm too, well, short. If I get shorts from the guys section of the store, they're just awkward pants. If I get shorts from the girls section of the store they're so short they're practically underpants. (WTF?) Or I try capris, which are actually pants on me, but the nice thing is that I don't have to hem them like I do with normal pants. So I just wear linen trousers all summer. Bonus, keeping my skin covered reduces the likelihood of sunburn. :)

But I'm still jealous of those pockets....

I'm not really tall either (online conversor says that I am 5,3 ft tall) but I usually wear shorts all the summer. I find them really comfortable and every year I have the illusion that I'll get a slight tan if I wear them.

What you said about getting a sumburn... too late for me. These days it has been incredibly hot for May, with about 86 F and no clouds (imperial measurements are difficult!) and I have a kinda bad sunburn already. My fault for not wearing sunscreen.

hahahaha! I'm taller than you! Huzzah! Short women are awesome!


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captain yesterday wrote:

I'm 5' 7" but they work for me.

Edit: I should probably go to bed, I'm not sure that made any much sense.

hahahahhaa still shorter than me! steals captain yesterday's lunch, puts it on top of tall refrigerator


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lynora wrote:
Kileanna wrote:
lynora wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

I wear cargo shorts nearly year round.

The only time I don't is at work, when I forget to do laundry, and when it gets -30 out.

And yes, love the pockets. Except when I have to find my keys... every pocket is a suspect...

Shorts don't work for me at any time of year. I'm too, well, short. If I get shorts from the guys section of the store, they're just awkward pants. If I get shorts from the girls section of the store they're so short they're practically underpants. (WTF?) Or I try capris, which are actually pants on me, but the nice thing is that I don't have to hem them like I do with normal pants. So I just wear linen trousers all summer. Bonus, keeping my skin covered reduces the likelihood of sunburn. :)

But I'm still jealous of those pockets....

I'm not really tall either (online conversor says that I am 5,3 ft tall) but I usually wear shorts all the summer. I find them really comfortable and every year I have the illusion that I'll get a slight tan if I wear them.

What you said about getting a sumburn... too late for me. These days it has been incredibly hot for May, with about 86 F and no clouds (imperial measurements are difficult!) and I have a kinda bad sunburn already. My fault for not wearing sunscreen.

I'm 5'2", which is apparently 157.48 cm according to the quick conversion app. And I also already got my first sunburn of the season....through my shirt. >.<

It's almost healed, but still a little bit tender because I heal at the speed of erosion. I'm very pale to begin with...

hahahaha! blocks sun for lynora


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Kileanna wrote:
5'7" doesn't seem bad at all. Dal is about 6' which is perfect because in the unfrequent situations that I wear heels he is still a bit taller than me. It's also perfect because there are a few places in my kitchen that I cannot reach.

mumbles, grumbles stupid tall dal...


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Kileanna wrote:

I've just received a call from my job! After a month with almost no jobs I've been called to start at June the 1st until September the 15th.

I just cannot believe it! I am so happy!

I usually depend on really short contracts so this is so good!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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