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Did you hear about the scientist who was accidentally exposed to absolute zero? He's 0K now.

Edit: Clothing might be nice if you are in absolute zero.


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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak? Because it's in the ground state.


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The Higgs Boson goes to the Vatican. The Pope says "Why are you here?" The Higgs Boson replies "Well, you can't have Mass without me."


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OO I love science ones. (*Expects kileanna any moment now*)


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A man goes into a burger bar and says to the waitress "I saw your ad that says you serve the meanest burger in town. Is that true?" The waitress replies "Yes, sir. We stand by that statement 100%." So the man orders a burger. After he eats it, the waitress comes by with the check and asks "How did you like the burger, sir?" The man says "I'd have to say it was a thoroughly average burger." The waitress smiles in delight and exclaims "You see! We are completely true to our motto!"


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Silver and gold walk into a bar. The bartender says "'Ey you, get out of here!" So gold left.


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I developed a new theory on inertia, but it doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.


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What is a nuclear physicist's favorite lunch? Fission chips.


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A mathematician, a biologist, and a physicist are sitting at a cafe, watching a house on the other side of the street. They see two people enter the house, and then an hour later three people leave. The physicist says "Well, obviously our measurements weren't accurate enough." The biologist says "Perhaps they reproduced." The mathematician says "All we need is for one person to enter, and the house will be empty again."


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Where does bad light end up? In prism.


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What do you call a microbiologist who has traveled the world? A man of many cultures.


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Two bytes are having a conversation. The first one says "I'm not feeling well. I think I may have a parity error." The second byte says "You know, I thought you looked a bit off."


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Do metallurgists put their dirty dishes in the zinc?


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What does a subatomic duck say?


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So, this guy walks in to a bar.


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Quark!


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Dammit!! You interrupted the joke!


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A man goes into a bar and says "Give me 10 times as many drinks as that man over there has." The bartender says "Wow. That's an order of magnitude."


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A quantum particle walks into a bar. Maybe.


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An SQL query walks into a bar, goes up to two tables, and says "May I join you?"


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Where's the best place to drown a hipster? In the main stream.


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Why did the barber win the race? He knew all the short cuts.


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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.


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What do you do when your nose is on strike? Picket.


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Why did the ducks cross the road.

Because they're a#$$%@$s.


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A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel in his hat. The bartender says "Hey, what's up with the paper towel?" The pirate says:


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"YAAR, I be havin' a Bounty on me head."


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The bartender says "We don't serve time travelers here."

A time traveler walks into a bar.


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What should you do if you see a spaceman? Park in it, man.


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The problem with writing out pizza jokes is that it's really all in the delivery.


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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married? Feyonce.


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If a hipster does a somersault, does that make him a Tumblr?


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Two hipsters walk into a bar. The first one did it before it was cool, and the second one did it ironically.


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I'm starting a club to capitalize on hipsters. It's $10 to not join.


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What do you get if you combine a Starbucks with Yoga class? I don't know, but there's probably a hipster nearby.


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Is there anything hipsters can't ruin? There is, but you probably haven't heard of it.


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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.


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Hipsters wear coats in summer, before it's cool.


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Who was the first hipster? Eh, you've probably never heard of him.


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Hipsters love the subway because it's underground.


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If a hipster does something, but doesn't Instagram it, did it really happen?


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On a hipster trend I see. Ill take no part in this.


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I'm only posting them ironically.


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When I die, I want to be cremated and have my ashes sent to the IRS along with a note that says "There. Now you have everything."


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The shovel was a truly ground-breaking invention.


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I thought about going on an all almond diet, but that's just nuts.


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I'm terrified of elevators, so I'm taking steps to avoid them.


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A cheese factory in France exploded. The surrounding countryside was littered with de Brie.


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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo!


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The indecisive rower couldn't choose either oar.

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