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*stands in the way of the probe, shielding tVCoB from the hypnotizing ray*

MATT DAMON!!!


"Yeah, Way to go Matt Damon puppet. Now lets git them suckers."


*looks through "idiots guide to probing"*

Can a puppet be probed?, only one way to find out

*moves at mind bending speed towards MDP and gets a probin*


Get im Matt!


"Oh yeah no we got im on the run. No chance all we need now is a Ben Affliak duck and we will be golden."


*pops popcorn on dragon's breath*


Hmmm. No DNA samples in puppet..*Looks around* Travis we have probed you 3 ways to sunday.

Ah the waif..probe extends again at mind numbing speed i'm talking a parsec in 2.4532 seconds


Now, Now Children. What have I taught you?


Spins Old DOc Flumph in a circle

It's roulette Flumph. Alright! palced your on red or black and pick your numbers.


Noooooooooo, Maaaaaaaaatt Daaaaaaamon!

*extends right wing dramtically*


Oh good the chicken is back.. time to get probin


*pulls a machine gun*

This is for Private Ryan!!!

*shoots like crazy*


While we admire your weapons they are useless against us, just submit or you can wind up like the cows


I've got the perfect weapon now.


*Jumps in ship, hovers briefly and takes off at speeds your puny earthling brains cannot comprehend*


You earned that, you know.


That's what I thought.


Quack.

*tappy tappy tap*


Ha! *Performs victory dance*


*does a series of jerks on its strings. It may be a victory dance*

Matt Damon...


Yeah. You might be right. It might make a good movie.


What's wrong did you guys miss the probing?


No, we've grown quite used to the quiet here.


*fly through thread*


*burns Flying Things*


*are immune to fire*

*perform swarm attack on The Dragon of Agnor*

take 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7 CON drain


*grows 4 more heads and breathes acid, cold, electricity and force*

Cold: 8d6 + 12 ⇒ (6, 5, 3, 3, 3, 2, 3, 2) + 12 = 39
Acid: 8d6 + 12 ⇒ (6, 3, 3, 1, 4, 3, 6, 4) + 12 = 42
Electricity: 8d6 + 12 ⇒ (1, 4, 2, 4, 4, 6, 5, 4) + 12 = 42
Force: 8d4 + 8 ⇒ (2, 2, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4, 2) + 8 = 31


*are also immune to all of that*

*giggles*

take 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10 WIS drain


*banishes swarm*


*are not extraplanar*


AM EXTRAPLANAR


Fires dark matter rounds at Flyign Things and UAN

For Malekith!


Hey look, it's Drizzt Do'Urden! Oh, wait...All you drow males look alike.


Fires on the Vicious Chicken


You missed, Drizzt.


You all look the same to me !

Except maybe the chicken who is obviously very vicious...

And I wouldn't call Dark Elf Starfighter Pilot a dark elf... more like a mauve elf.

I win before your similar multitude, you puny non-gnomic creatures !

[*scatters gnomish high energy particules in all direction with an unearthly steampunk device which looks vaguely like a brass banana coupled with a tin hookah*]


Mmmrf!

*eats brass banana*


*wins*


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*piddles on Mime #8's leg*

*is too adorable to scold*


*cooks up rabbit*


*is also too adorable to scald*


*Smacks dragon on the nose*


ka-SMACK!


That's were you got off to Alissa's bear. We have been looking for you and Alissa where has your mistress gone too boy?

Grand Lodge

Wait, I thought I already won this thread like 18 pages ago. Why are all you people still here? Perhaps you didn't notice my awesome ninja powers.


...


Win.


.....


Victory is for the elite. Like myself.


Sorry, only 1 win allowed. And it is mine.

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