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Tacticslion wrote:

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1) There is no duck, here.
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Quack?

*tappy tappy tap*


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Brakk!

*falls off table*


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And yes, Adequate is nekkid. He's a duck. At least, I think he's a he. I never bothered to check.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
I think that's all for now. Maybe more later, maybe not. Who knows? The Shadow knows, but he isn't telling.

The shadow's Nose knows he who smelt it delt it.


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NobodysHome wrote:

After hearing today's news stories, Impus Major decided he is going to start the Rock party.

Every year he will run randomly-selected rocks against all the carefully-selected candidates.

He feels he has a strong chance.

The saddest part? I cannot disagree with him.

That would solve so many problems...

Not-so-funny-part: same here.


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Limeylongears wrote:

Tonight, a chap is coming over to teach us Bartitsu

That isn't him in the pics, but check out them 'taches.

It was a lot of fun. I now know how to hurl a man across a room with an umbrella.


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Off to dentist.

May we finish this one already so we can start checking what's wrong with other parts of my jaw? :/


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Why is the adequate duck a seagull?

I haven't been around a lot these days. Real life stuff, plus drawing a lot, plus having to rest a bit from the boards.

But I'll be around.


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Yeah I thought I hadn't seen you much lately.


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Kileanna wrote:

Why is the adequate duck a seagull?

I haven't been around a lot these days. Real life stuff, plus drawing a lot, plus having to rest a bit from the boards.

But I'll be around.

Because it is, or at least was, the closet I could get to a duck.


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But do you have any grapes?


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*looks around for strange eggs*

Still no owlbears, eh? I think I need to give Viagra to the critters.

On second thought, I'll have someone else do it. Just in case.

Oh, Taaaassshhhaaaa!! Your god has a task for youuuuuu!


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Turns out worshiping a trickster god has its ups and downs. (and ins and outs?)


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
But do you have any grapes?

*beans Vidmaster7 in the head with a Red Delicious*

No, but how do you like them apples?

*follows up with a Granny Smith*


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Punniculus wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
But do you have any grapes?

*beans Vidmaster7 in the head with a Red Delicious*

No, but how do you like them apples?

*follows up with a Granny Smith*

Applesauce B!@#$!


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Turns out worshiping a trickster god has its ups and downs. (and ins and outs?)

Ins and outs are what I'm hoping for. Possibly some ups and downs if the owl and the bear decide to try cowgirl style.


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CowOwl style*


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Punniculus wrote:

*looks around for strange eggs*

Still no owlbears, eh? I think I need to give Viagra to the critters.

On second thought, I'll have someone else do it. Just in case.

Oh, Taaaassshhhaaaa!! Your god has a task for youuuuuu!

Here and ready!

I have stolen...borrowed GoatToucher's mighty medicines and I am ready to do whatever I have to do!


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Kileanna wrote:

Why is the adequate duck a seagull?

I haven't been around a lot these days. Real life stuff, plus drawing a lot, plus having to rest a bit from the boards.

But I'll be around.

Because it is, or at least was, the closet I could get to a duck.

But then the adequate duck is not adequate!

*head explodes*


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Don't mind me I'll just be over here a hiding certain alias from.. nothing in particular.


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Tasha the half-kender wrote:
Punniculus wrote:

*looks around for strange eggs*

Still no owlbears, eh? I think I need to give Viagra to the critters.

On second thought, I'll have someone else do it. Just in case.

Oh, Taaaassshhhaaaa!! Your god has a task for youuuuuu!

Here and ready!

I have stolen...borrowed GoatToucher's mighty medicines and I am ready to do whatever I have to do!

Excellent! Find an owl and a bear, I don't much care which ones, and use said medicinals to get them busy getting busy. Maybe you can use your bardic abilities to set the mood? You know what, I'll leave the specifics up to you. I don't really need the details.


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Kileanna wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Kileanna wrote:

Why is the adequate duck a seagull?

I haven't been around a lot these days. Real life stuff, plus drawing a lot, plus having to rest a bit from the boards.

But I'll be around.

Because it is, or at least was, the closet I could get to a duck.

But then the adequate duck is not adequate!

*head explodes*

Eh, it's good enough. After all, he's not a great duck, just adequate.


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Quack?


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Punniculus wrote:
Tasha the half-kender wrote:
Punniculus wrote:

*looks around for strange eggs*

Still no owlbears, eh? I think I need to give Viagra to the critters.

On second thought, I'll have someone else do it. Just in case.

Oh, Taaaassshhhaaaa!! Your god has a task for youuuuuu!

Here and ready!

I have stolen...borrowed GoatToucher's mighty medicines and I am ready to do whatever I have to do!
Excellent! Find an owl and a bear, I don't much care which ones, and use said medicinals to get them busy getting busy. Maybe you can use your bardic abilities to set the mood? You know what, I'll leave the specifics up to you. I don't really need the details.

I cannot use my CLERIC performance for that... I am not Barry White...

But I'll device something clever.


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Tasha the half-kender wrote:
Punniculus wrote:
Tasha the half-kender wrote:
Punniculus wrote:

*looks around for strange eggs*

Still no owlbears, eh? I think I need to give Viagra to the critters.

On second thought, I'll have someone else do it. Just in case.

Oh, Taaaassshhhaaaa!! Your god has a task for youuuuuu!

Here and ready!

I have stolen...borrowed GoatToucher's mighty medicines and I am ready to do whatever I have to do!
Excellent! Find an owl and a bear, I don't much care which ones, and use said medicinals to get them busy getting busy. Maybe you can use your bardic abilities to set the mood? You know what, I'll leave the specifics up to you. I don't really need the details.

I cannot use my CLERIC performance for that... I am not Barry White...

But I'll device something clever.

I leave this in your hands. Metaphorically. I don't expect you to actually handle...things. Unless you're into that. Then, once again, I don't need details.


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And I have to go now. Stupid work cutting into my fun times. Bye, all.


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Kileanna wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Kileanna wrote:

Why is the adequate duck a seagull?

I haven't been around a lot these days. Real life stuff, plus drawing a lot, plus having to rest a bit from the boards.

But I'll be around.

Because it is, or at least was, the closet I could get to a duck.

But then the adequate duck is not adequate!

*head explodes*

That was Fowl you act like you've never seen a duck C4


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Un-Bear-able Puns wrote:
Kileanna wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Kileanna wrote:

Why is the adequate duck a seagull?

I haven't been around a lot these days. Real life stuff, plus drawing a lot, plus having to rest a bit from the boards.

But I'll be around.

Because it is, or at least was, the closet I could get to a duck.

But then the adequate duck is not adequate!

*head explodes*
That was Fowl you act like you've never seen a duck C4

What are you doing your suppose to be in hiding!!


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Un-Bear-able Puns wrote:
Kileanna wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Kileanna wrote:

Why is the adequate duck a seagull?

I haven't been around a lot these days. Real life stuff, plus drawing a lot, plus having to rest a bit from the boards.

But I'll be around.

Because it is, or at least was, the closet I could get to a duck.

But then the adequate duck is not adequate!

*head explodes*
That was Fowl you act like you've never seen a duck C4
What are you doing your suppose to be in hiding!!

Look I have a problem ok. I think its a Sine I need help!


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Punniculus wrote:
Tasha the half-kender wrote:
Punniculus wrote:
Tasha the half-kender wrote:
Punniculus wrote:

*looks around for strange eggs*

Still no owlbears, eh? I think I need to give Viagra to the critters.

On second thought, I'll have someone else do it. Just in case.

Oh, Taaaassshhhaaaa!! Your god has a task for youuuuuu!

Here and ready!

I have stolen...borrowed GoatToucher's mighty medicines and I am ready to do whatever I have to do!
Excellent! Find an owl and a bear, I don't much care which ones, and use said medicinals to get them busy getting busy. Maybe you can use your bardic abilities to set the mood? You know what, I'll leave the specifics up to you. I don't really need the details.

I cannot use my CLERIC performance for that... I am not Barry White...

But I'll device something clever.

I leave this in your hands. Metaphorically. I don't expect you to actually handle...things. Unless you're into that. Then, once again, I don't need details.

You can't handle my... things!!!!

The wife was actually super specific about that in the marriage vows.


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Telekinesis = plausible deniability.

Just saying.


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Slimy Schlongears wrote:

Telekinesis = plausible deniability.

Just saying.

Telekinesis was also covered.


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captain yesterday wrote:
Slimy Schlongears wrote:

Telekinesis = plausible deniability.

Just saying.

Telekinesis was also covered.

Did she mention her stuff? Can you mess with her stuff?

Can I mess with her stuff or handle her things? Or was I also mentioned in your vows?


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I think it might be even more hilarious watching wannabe rednecks try to do things normally.

Like getting married. You can almost see the list from the fifty dollar 1,346 page (of which 1,345 pages are ads) bridal magazine as they check things off.

Except everything has a beer trailer at it and every gift involves alcohol or Dale Earnhardt.


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So, a Dale Earnhardt shot glass would be a good gift then.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Slimy Schlongears wrote:

Telekinesis = plausible deniability.

Just saying.

Telekinesis was also covered.

Did she mention her stuff? Can you mess with her stuff?

Can I mess with her stuff or handle her things? Or was I also mentioned in your vows?

Looks over marriage vows.

Yup, looks like she thought of everything. Only I get to mess with her stuff... can wear underwear only after showering first.

Edit: Except blasting across the Alkali salt flats with rocket powered jetpacks, I put that in. :-)


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
So, a Dale Earnhardt shot glass would be a good gift then.

They already have the collectors set.


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Musical theme for today


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Speaking of marriage vows...Looks at calendar... *nervous laugh*... turns out Saturday is our anniversary.

And, I work.

I'm gonna die! and probably two days before Starfinder arrives.


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We'll rise you a small, but eye-pleasing cairn.


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I'll make sure your wife places all starfinder updates next to said cairn.


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Oh! And have Kenny Rogers and Ricky Schroeder fight Daniel Day-Lewis over it like in Lonesome Dove.

Just don't put me on a boat and set it on fire.

For some reason (Lord Of The Rings, romanticized vision of Swedish forebears) all my siblings want the Baromir funeral.

It's like they don't even realize how expensive boats are, or that the DNR exists now and no amount of "The One Ring" this, or "The orcs are to blame" that, will save you from an exorbitant fine.


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Blow-up dinghies are still affordable, and if fire isn't an option, you can just puncture them mid-stream and they'll sink tidily.


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Drejk wrote:
We'll rise you a small, but eye-pleasing cairn.

BTW: That is a paraphrase from one of Witcher books, Jaskier says something similar, except I think it was in past tense about some unfortunate fellows ("We raised them a small...").


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Hmm... I'm remembering a children's book called "Paddle to the Sea" about a boy who carves a model of a birch bark canoe and sets it on a hill where the snowmelt will take it first to the river, then down to the Great Lakes and through the locks out (at long last) to the ocean.

This could theoretically be an effective way to handle it. Just nail the body into a canoe-shaped wooden coffin and let nature, as they say, take its course. Superior is full of ships and bodies already; it's not like one more will make much of a difference.


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Of course, you're at the wrong end of the state, but it's only a day's drive.


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lisamarlene wrote:

Hmm... I'm remembering a children's book called "Paddle to the Sea" about a boy who carves a model of a birch bark canoe and sets it on a hill where the snowmelt will take it first to the river, then down to the Great Lakes and through the locks out (at long last) to the ocean.

This could theoretically be an effective way to handle it. Just nail the body into a canoe-shaped wooden coffin and let nature, as they say, take its course. Superior is full of ships and bodies already; it's not like one more will make much of a difference.

Ah, so you've been to Superior before!


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My dad's idea of a fun, character-building activity was to spend weekends tent-camping in the snow by Lake Superior in March. And then to dare us to go swimming. Yes, we did it. It was f@#$ing cold.


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I have an aunt and uncle that live up there and two brothers who graduated from UW Superior.

So sadly I am also well acquainted with Superior, it's lake and surrounding area.

It is f$%~ing cold that's for sure.


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They have The Joy Of Painting with Bob Ross on Hulu!!!!!!!

"Such happy little clouds in our world!"

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