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1) There is no duck, here.
...
Quack?
*tappy tappy tap*
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Brakk!
*falls off table*
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I think that's all for now. Maybe more later, maybe not. Who knows? The Shadow knows, but he isn't telling.
The shadow's Nose knows he who smelt it delt it.
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After hearing today's news stories, Impus Major decided he is going to start the Rock party.
Every year he will run randomly-selected rocks against all the carefully-selected candidates.
He feels he has a strong chance.
The saddest part? I cannot disagree with him.
That would solve so many problems...
Not-so-funny-part: same here.
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Tonight, a chap is coming over to teach us Bartitsu
That isn't him in the pics, but check out them 'taches.
It was a lot of fun. I now know how to hurl a man across a room with an umbrella.
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Off to dentist.
May we finish this one already so we can start checking what's wrong with other parts of my jaw? :/
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Why is the adequate duck a seagull?
I haven't been around a lot these days. Real life stuff, plus drawing a lot, plus having to rest a bit from the boards.
But I'll be around.
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Yeah I thought I hadn't seen you much lately.
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But do you have any grapes?
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*looks around for strange eggs*
Still no owlbears, eh? I think I need to give Viagra to the critters.
On second thought, I'll have someone else do it. Just in case.
Oh, Taaaassshhhaaaa!! Your god has a task for youuuuuu!
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Turns out worshiping a trickster god has its ups and downs. (and ins and outs?)
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But do you have any grapes?
*beans Vidmaster7 in the head with a Red Delicious*
No, but how do you like them apples?
*follows up with a Granny Smith*
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But do you have any grapes?*beans Vidmaster7 in the head with a Red Delicious*
No, but how do you like them apples?
*follows up with a Granny Smith*
Applesauce B!@#$!
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Turns out worshiping a trickster god has its ups and downs. (and ins and outs?)
Ins and outs are what I'm hoping for. Possibly some ups and downs if the owl and the bear decide to try cowgirl style.
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CowOwl style*
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*looks around for strange eggs*
Still no owlbears, eh? I think I need to give Viagra to the critters.
On second thought, I'll have someone else do it. Just in case.
Oh, Taaaassshhhaaaa!! Your god has a task for youuuuuu!
Here and ready!
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Because it is, or at least was, the closet I could get to a duck.Why is the adequate duck a seagull?
I haven't been around a lot these days. Real life stuff, plus drawing a lot, plus having to rest a bit from the boards.
But I'll be around.
But then the adequate duck is not adequate!
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Don't mind me I'll just be over here a hiding certain alias from.. nothing in particular.
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*looks around for strange eggs*
Still no owlbears, eh? I think I need to give Viagra to the critters.
On second thought, I'll have someone else do it. Just in case.
Oh, Taaaassshhhaaaa!! Your god has a task for youuuuuu!
Here and ready!
I have stolen...borrowed GoatToucher's mighty medicines and I am ready to do whatever I have to do!
Excellent! Find an owl and a bear, I don't much care which ones, and use said medicinals to get them busy getting busy. Maybe you can use your bardic abilities to set the mood? You know what, I'll leave the specifics up to you. I don't really need the details.
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Quack?
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Excellent! Find an owl and a bear, I don't much care which ones, and use said medicinals to get them busy getting busy. Maybe you can use your bardic abilities to set the mood? You know what, I'll leave the specifics up to you. I don't really need the details.*looks around for strange eggs*
Still no owlbears, eh? I think I need to give Viagra to the critters.
On second thought, I'll have someone else do it. Just in case.
Oh, Taaaassshhhaaaa!! Your god has a task for youuuuuu!
Here and ready!
I have stolen...borrowed GoatToucher's mighty medicines and I am ready to do whatever I have to do!
I cannot use my CLERIC performance for that... I am not Barry White...
But I'll device something clever.
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Excellent! Find an owl and a bear, I don't much care which ones, and use said medicinals to get them busy getting busy. Maybe you can use your bardic abilities to set the mood? You know what, I'll leave the specifics up to you. I don't really need the details.*looks around for strange eggs*
Still no owlbears, eh? I think I need to give Viagra to the critters.
On second thought, I'll have someone else do it. Just in case.
Oh, Taaaassshhhaaaa!! Your god has a task for youuuuuu!
Here and ready!
I have stolen...borrowed GoatToucher's mighty medicines and I am ready to do whatever I have to do!I cannot use my CLERIC performance for that... I am not Barry White...
But I'll device something clever.
I leave this in your hands. Metaphorically. I don't expect you to actually handle...things. Unless you're into that. Then, once again, I don't need details.
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Because it is, or at least was, the closet I could get to a duck.Why is the adequate duck a seagull?
I haven't been around a lot these days. Real life stuff, plus drawing a lot, plus having to rest a bit from the boards.
But I'll be around.
But then the adequate duck is not adequate!
*head explodes*
That was Fowl you act like you've never seen a duck C4
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That was Fowl you act like you've never seen a duck C4Because it is, or at least was, the closet I could get to a duck.Why is the adequate duck a seagull?
I haven't been around a lot these days. Real life stuff, plus drawing a lot, plus having to rest a bit from the boards.
But I'll be around.
But then the adequate duck is not adequate!
*head explodes*
What are you doing your suppose to be in hiding!!
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What are you doing your suppose to be in hiding!!That was Fowl you act like you've never seen a duck C4Because it is, or at least was, the closet I could get to a duck.Why is the adequate duck a seagull?
I haven't been around a lot these days. Real life stuff, plus drawing a lot, plus having to rest a bit from the boards.
But I'll be around.
But then the adequate duck is not adequate!
*head explodes*
Look I have a problem ok. I think its a Sine I need help!
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I leave this in your hands. Metaphorically. I don't expect you to actually handle...things. Unless you're into that. Then, once again, I don't need details.Excellent! Find an owl and a bear, I don't much care which ones, and use said medicinals to get them busy getting busy. Maybe you can use your bardic abilities to set the mood? You know what, I'll leave the specifics up to you. I don't really need the details.*looks around for strange eggs*
Still no owlbears, eh? I think I need to give Viagra to the critters.
On second thought, I'll have someone else do it. Just in case.
Oh, Taaaassshhhaaaa!! Your god has a task for youuuuuu!
Here and ready!
I have stolen...borrowed GoatToucher's mighty medicines and I am ready to do whatever I have to do!I cannot use my CLERIC performance for that... I am not Barry White...
But I'll device something clever.
You can't handle my... things!!!!
The wife was actually super specific about that in the marriage vows.
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Telekinesis = plausible deniability.
Just saying.
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Telekinesis = plausible deniability.
Just saying.
Telekinesis was also covered.
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I think it might be even more hilarious watching wannabe rednecks try to do things normally.
Like getting married. You can almost see the list from the fifty dollar 1,346 page (of which 1,345 pages are ads) bridal magazine as they check things off.
Except everything has a beer trailer at it and every gift involves alcohol or Dale Earnhardt.
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Telekinesis was also covered.Telekinesis = plausible deniability.
Just saying.
Did she mention her stuff? Can you mess with her stuff?
Can I mess with her stuff or handle her things? Or was I also mentioned in your vows?
Yup, looks like she thought of everything. Only I get to mess with her stuff... can wear underwear only after showering first.
Edit: Except blasting across the Alkali salt flats with rocket powered jetpacks, I put that in. :-)
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So, a Dale Earnhardt shot glass would be a good gift then.
They already have the collectors set.
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Speaking of marriage vows...... *nervous laugh*... turns out Saturday is our anniversary.
And, I work.
I'm gonna die! and probably two days before Starfinder arrives.
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We'll rise you a small, but eye-pleasing cairn.
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I'll make sure your wife places all starfinder updates next to said cairn.
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Oh! And have Kenny Rogers and Ricky Schroeder fight Daniel Day-Lewis over it like in Lonesome Dove.
Just don't put me on a boat and set it on fire.
For some reason (Lord Of The Rings, romanticized vision of Swedish forebears) all my siblings want the Baromir funeral.
It's like they don't even realize how expensive boats are, or that the DNR exists now and no amount of "The One Ring" this, or "The orcs are to blame" that, will save you from an exorbitant fine.
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Blow-up dinghies are still affordable, and if fire isn't an option, you can just puncture them mid-stream and they'll sink tidily.
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We'll rise you a small, but eye-pleasing cairn.
BTW: That is a paraphrase from one of Witcher books, Jaskier says something similar, except I think it was in past tense about some unfortunate fellows ("We raised them a small...").
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Hmm... I'm remembering a children's book called "Paddle to the Sea" about a boy who carves a model of a birch bark canoe and sets it on a hill where the snowmelt will take it first to the river, then down to the Great Lakes and through the locks out (at long last) to the ocean.
This could theoretically be an effective way to handle it. Just nail the body into a canoe-shaped wooden coffin and let nature, as they say, take its course. Superior is full of ships and bodies already; it's not like one more will make much of a difference.
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Of course, you're at the wrong end of the state, but it's only a day's drive.
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Hmm... I'm remembering a children's book called "Paddle to the Sea" about a boy who carves a model of a birch bark canoe and sets it on a hill where the snowmelt will take it first to the river, then down to the Great Lakes and through the locks out (at long last) to the ocean.
This could theoretically be an effective way to handle it. Just nail the body into a canoe-shaped wooden coffin and let nature, as they say, take its course. Superior is full of ships and bodies already; it's not like one more will make much of a difference.
Ah, so you've been to Superior before!
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My dad's idea of a fun, character-building activity was to spend weekends tent-camping in the snow by Lake Superior in March. And then to dare us to go swimming. Yes, we did it. It was f@#$ing cold.
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I have an aunt and uncle that live up there and two brothers who graduated from UW Superior.
So sadly I am also well acquainted with Superior, it's lake and surrounding area.
It is f&+~ing cold that's for sure.
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They have The Joy Of Painting with Bob Ross on Hulu!!!!!!!
"Such happy little clouds in our world!"