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Sorry, I broke my off switch.

Silver Crusade

*hits power button*


I WIN ! AGAIN !

TIME HAS NO MEANING FOR THE SOMEWHAT EASTERN GNOME !

I HAVE ALWAYS WON !

I WILL ALWAYS WIN !

THE EMPIRE DID NEVER END !


Whatever.


Here, I did it again: I won.

Silver Crusade

And so have I.


I just got back to this thread after a short absence... I found myself staring seven pages of Last one to post wins in the face. Oh well, I thought, nothing for it, so I bit together and started reading.

Then I realized there really isn't any appreciable difference between the pages.

So I win.


I win because, y'know, I'm Batman.

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

Sorry, that is not a good enough reason.

Dark Archive

Pathfinder Adventure, Adventure Path Subscriber

No it is not. But thanks for playing. By the way I am winning now thanks for your help with Charles.

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber
Gruumash . wrote:
No it is not. But thanks for playing. By the way I am winning now thanks for your help with Charles.

I think you meant "I'm Batman". Since you don't know what you are talking about, how can you possible think you will win?

I, on the other hand, always know what I am talking about; therefore, I win.

The Exchange

I can't feel my lunch!

Silver Crusade

Ate it for the win!!! HUZZAH!

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

It gave you indigestion. While you pay homage to the porcelin god, I take the win.

Silver Crusade

It's my birthday, so I win.


Happy birthday ! May your wishes come true !

Here, take that kitty: it tastes good !

But let go of my win !

I win. That's Fate, you know. In truth, I couldn't NOT win, even if I wanted to.


Then you and Fate are mistaken. I win.

Silver Crusade

I dated a girl named Fate once... I see that face that you're making!

The Exchange

That's a very interesting story. Please, do go on.

Silver Crusade

Well, we were trapped in my apartment for like a month...

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

If you are trapped, how can you win?

Silver Crusade

WERE being the operative word here.

The Exchange

Past Tense sounds like a Time Wizard's class ability.

Silver Crusade

Only Time Stop. Sorry.


There are no time-outs in Last One to Post Wins! The rules are very clear on that.

Silver Crusade

Time Stop. I win.


yup.


Derp.


goik


Grok.


goik....

Silver Crusade

kick...


Ahh, the win. She is so sweet.

Silver Crusade

Mine. Now wear everything pants.


...and then a Chocolate covered C-4 hits you in the face as you are bombarded by the mag of a QBB-LSW whilst the Stealth Chopper you just called in is blown to pieces by the FHJ-18-AA rockets fired by my SAM turret in an alternate dimention in which Martyrdom is back and n00bs rely on being able to s&@! a live grenade for a cheap kill are swarmed by dragonfire helicopters from the future raining down My Little Pony commandos wielding golden Desert Eagle .50's with incindiary rounds that light your house on fire and ruin your toast.


this is pathfinder, not CoD


I'm going to post another one of those in 3 comments.


have


fun


with


that

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

I always have fun when I win!


Sequence Initiated Anyway.

...and then your croch is spontaneously combusted by a Rocket Propelled Grenade as the shooter is shot in the ankle by a .50 calibur sniper rifle causing him to fall over as his RPG lands in the blast radius of a claymore mine that throws shotgun pellets at over 9000 miles per hour in the general direction of an engie who was in the process of building a sentry therefore denying a spy of a successful sapping distracting him from the baseball bat of an incoming scout. BONK!

Silver Crusade

Oh...


That was deep, me...

The Exchange

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Ummm...nope.

Silver Crusade

Of course not. I win.


It's in my name; I am Number one, meaning you are number 2. Enjoy being the nickname for taking a s~++.

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

Language!

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