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132 posts. Alias of Aebliss.
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Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
Would any (preferably all) of you be interested in joining a game with me as GM? (This includes you, GM Bigrin.)
It'd use 1E rules, but it's set on a homebrew world, with homebrew species instead of the standards.
The basic premise is that you'd be members of the Adventurers' Guild who've been ordered out to the sticks, to do a simple job that any newbie can do: a local landlord has put out the order to destroy a Goblin nest.
... And then things get weird.
The tone would be a blend of lighthearted and grim, and your own decisions would determine which way the balance swings.
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
"Maybe we oughta call in some flying types to keep 'em pinned down so's they can't fly away?" Duchess suggests.
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
Heads up: it's our busy season and we're having a merger, so work is kicking my butt. =_=; If I'm holding things up, please feel free to bot me. Things should calm down around New Year's.
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
"Drow," Duchess supplies. "The stone lady said there are several Drow there. So no pulling your punches or talking peace this time!"
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
"You want us to go fly around?" Duchess offers. "Up high-like, but so's to be sure nothing's oozing up to attack us from behind? Or the kid can fly ahead inside, if you like."
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
"If you need some guarding done, count on us!" Duchess chirps.
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
"We're on the case! We don't need no stinkin' sleep!" Duchess says, saluting for good measure.
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
"Want me to do a fly-over?" Duchess offers. "I'll stay up high."
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
"I could pretend to be a quasit," Duchess offers. "Hard sell, though; I'm prettier than they are."
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
"Stupid!" Duchess scoffs. "Even if she's down there and writes back right away, it'd take two to three days before the mailman gets the reply to us, and we're in a time pinch. Go look for the doorbell."
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
...! Waaaait a minute. Remember that succubus?
Remember there were two splatted corpses in the antechamber? Maybe the succubus is here and pulled a switcheroo with the genie in hopes of getting her revenge at us, only for the drow to show up!
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
"You want me to scout the place out first, guys?" Duchess offers.
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
At this point, I feel it incumbent on me to point out that as constructs, homunculi are immune to both daze and paralysis. So… what can Duchess and Magpie do to help?
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
Unless those Elves get their s*@* together and somehow break the daze-effect or at least spot us until it wears off... this one is gonna hurt.
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
"You do seem to have a bit of a weakness in that regard, humongous friend Lefrik Olegson," Duchess notes. "Maybe you should try dating women for a bit before moving on to other activities for a while, get to know them better?"
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
"Yes, well done, now is quiet time!" Duchess hisses as she gives the demons a nervous look and tries to cover her younger sister's mouth.
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
"Service is purpose. Purpose is life," Duchess says.
"Besides, we can be rebuilt."
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
Duchess peeks out of the tunnel and chirps: "So. You guys want me to go scout ahead?"
Perception 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
As soon as Anklebiter sleeps, Duchess comes flapping up to the first person to stand watch and lands on their shoulder.
"My sister and I don't sleep," she points out. "We'll be helping out. No arguing."
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
Duchess flutters after Kelendra self-importantly, checking alongside the Half-Elven Oracle.
Likewise taking 20, for 23, as aid another to Kelendra.
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
In contrast, Duchess starts to flutter around, full of curiosity and enthusiasm.
"We're sleeping like royalty!" she chimes. "Moving up in the world, our excellence is being recognized! Not before time, but this is nice, very nice! Don't you agree, gargantuan friend Lefrik Olegson?"
Duchess flies over to Lefrik as she asks the question -- and she is still in a state of deshabille, as it were.
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
Duchess flits down and lands on her master's shoulder -- then mimics his gesture of crossing her arms. With respect to size being relative, it's still a fairly impressive gesture, given that no one has bothered to clothe her since her 'rebirth'.
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
"Nuh-uh!" Duchess denies, angrily. "Scout the dome, scout the pool, stay with Bruendor to keep him company, guide Bruendor to Master - and then came the stinky dragon! Fifth job! You haven't even done five jobs yet, pipsqueak!"
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
"So," Duchess chirps as she comes flying out of the laboratory, "What next? Do we rob them and run, or do I go out and keep cavey while you all talk some more?"
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
By the way, I figured out a reason why the Elves might hate constructs; they were at odds with Thassilon, and those guys crafted all kinds of messed-up things. A few centuries of having their front lines hammered by golems would sour anyone's disposition towards even the least threatening of constructs....
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
I got et by that dragon. You're thinking of Magpie.
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
Psst! Grab it by the chain, not the stone. Don't want to lop your own hand off.
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
Let's blow this dump! Sunlight! Fresh breezes! A Goblin not made of stone! (And maybe I can finally be recreated.) Wahey! :D
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
It's up to you, Calla; you're the only one with access to Knowledge (arcana) now.
Make us proud!
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
I am so glad Kelendra learned Obscuring Mist. ^_^
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
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Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
Ah, but then who's going to craft Calla that special wondrous item that will allow you to curdle milk with your threatening scowl? ;)
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
Ah, you're right. The sword is +1. Don't mind me.... ///0_0\\\
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
And the +2 bonus that doesn't zap the wielder, iirc. ;p
But seriously, it was there, it has a good magical bonus, zaps things with lightning and we gave it to you. :/
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
You also forgot about that shocking greatsword we took off the Drow warrior guarding the pocket dimension. The one we gave to you....? ;)
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
First I need to be rebuilt. ;)
But we need to scuttle the Drow use of the Elfgates as well as bump off our target if we can. Don't we?
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
I see now that we will have to destroy House Vonnarc before we leave...
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
He's a young man who encountered many (to him) new and unfamiliar things when he hit civilization... and chose to embrace them wholeheartedly. ;)
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
Unless the Elves have Hats for sale?
(So I can be resurrected, instead...)
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
Homunculus Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +3; AC 14, touch 14, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +2 size); hp 11; Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +1
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