Bouncer the Solar Elemental's page

*Firebolts the chicken and grips the KFC bucket foe the win*

I had a home build out of legos, but it melted.

The next poster will know how to use a fire extinguisher.

Is it hot in here or is it me?

Light my fire.

Just throwing another log on the fire.

Mark Hoover is banned for not burning enough wood.

Mark Hoover is banned fot not letting me start fires. Several of them just to make it toasty.

Burn em! Burn em for a Christmas fire!

Get a clue.

Roasted chicken. I win.

Douses Foolproof Jony with a fire extinguisher

I win.

NOw that's a win.

Returns to thread via the next soalr flare

NOw that's a win.

"Bouncer"? That must be some kind of bar.

"Used to work for the Sunny Godhead at his resort/Casino as head of Security. It was great gig."

"Hey boss, when are you goign to open the resort again. Winter's coming..."

I'm not a coolant, I'm hot as the sun thus I win.

You're made of feathers, thus I win KFC.

The flames lick higher and higher

Only if it is draped in flames. Heh, I win again.

What comes around goes around, thus I win.

Cosmo wrote:

Jeff Erwin wrote:

Currently using my steam cleaner like a flamethrower.

It's very hot in here. Jungly.

Let none survive!

+1!

I approve!

I'm throwing fireballs and I win.

Ha! I am on fire and I win.

STOP BURNING YOURSELVES!

That's my job.

BluePigeon wrote:

It's the day before America closes down and goes full-blown pyromaniac. So everyone in the States and outside the States if you're vacationing this weekend,

...I wish a safe and sane Fourth of July. Hot Dogs and Hamburgers for everybody.

GO CRAZY!!!!

I'm gonna join you!

All I'm going to say is that a burning California makes for a lovely Summer.

I like open flame.

I play with fire and I set fires too.

Hot Las Vegas Summer! Here I come!

I need a hug. I promise not to burn ya to much,

taig wrote:

Urizen wrote:

taig wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

We need a "seriously demented" reason on the flagging system =/

That'd kill my post count by half.

Nearly all your posts that I've flagged have remained in place.

You're a honey badger. They know you have other designs for me.

They involve fire. :)

I approve of this course of action.

I second that.

I am Bouncer of the Holy Flame of Law. I got your burn right here.

BluePigeon wrote:

KFC or Popeye's

My Flamewar Sense is tingling!

not mine.

:::Many Cycles of the Sun later:::

By the 12 Sun Gods, this place needs some work. Fresh paint, some masonry, new defensive wards, and the right incantations and the desecrations will be gone. Make me wonder what the boss has been doing these several months.

The Solar Elemental awakens the labor pool and proceeds with the repairs and projects.

Best check the vaults and any missing property...

Bouncer the Solar Elemental wrote:

"Hey, long time no see. What brings you back to the Sanctum?"

"Hi. We came to ask Sunny Godhead for some advice. Involving a drow, something about an ur-priest and a whole bunch of people trying to kill a little boy that we've taken under our protection. So, you know, the usual."

Bouncer rolls his eyes.

"Heh! You guys get all the fun. Boss is upstairs tinkering with his robo-dragon. I'll tell him you here."

Bouncer proceeds to an solar-activated intercom.

"Hey boss, you have visitors. Send them up. Okay. Take the gravity lift on the next right."

I'm off to work. See ya tomorrow morning.

"Hey, long time no see. What brings you back to the Sanctum?"

[So... you have no problems with thieves?

"Sunny G has no problems with them. He employs two or three. One the other hand, I think they burn quite well."

Aurora lands just outside the temple's entrance, and Rio hops off to help Serafina down as well. He then opens the door for her and they enter the Sanctum together.

They are greeted by Bouncer. "Ello, welcome to the Sanctum. How can we be of service?"

Using extended Earth Glide/Master Earth, JH takes Arielle on a roller coaster ride beneath the earth. He rises close the surface at certain points, lightly brushing the deep roots of the trees and tickling them both. The swim in the wake of the deep worms, and view gems and precious metals unspoiled by the touch of man. Seeing Arielle's fascination with the crytal formations they circle great caverns, viewing them thru the stone in which they remain. By the time they reach the Sanctum they are both smiling.

He looks for Alaina or Sunny G

"Customer pick up at Register 3", he jests, "One recently cleansed star, please."

He hands the star over to JH in a golden silk case inscribed with Sunny G's holy symbol.

"Ha! You're funny. Da boss told me you had a sense of humor. Here you go, but the boss wants you all back here soon. All of you. He's found some interesting stuff and some distrubing revelations about the history of the star including names and locations."

Bouncer the Solar Elemental wrote:

The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote:

Suddenly, everyone sees a group of Yugoloths flying towards teh Sanctum. There is a brief struggle with the wards, then they manage to get in.

A canaloth speaks.

"Hey, we're friends of KC. Well, 'friends' is the wrong word. But we know him, and we owe each other some favors. So what's going on? We're beyond bored."

"we're not," says a voice as three solar elementals and 3 gravity elementals step out form the walls. Bouncer points his fiery finger and proceeds to say, "What do you think your doing and why did you barge in here without permission? I don't know of any KC and you had better state your business quickly before my security detachment and I eject you off the property. Those wards were up for a reason."

Telepathic Communication: Hey boss, Somne Yugoloths barged in and say they have a favor from KC. Do you know anyone who knows a KC?

Sunny G: "No, but I'll ask the others. Reset the wards but stay sharp."

"Watch where you point that thing, ya glorified matchstick. And ain't ya heard of KC? Kobold Cleaver? Lord of the Boards? He was famous before we left.

"And we're here because this is s'posed to be a free area. What we need is another neutral ground, 'cause we even helped in the big battle an' ever'bodies prejudicin' us!"

"I don't get out much. You wait here until I get the bosses say so. All right?!"

Suddenly, everyone sees a group of Yugoloths flying towards teh Sanctum. There is a brief struggle with the wards, then they manage to get in.

A canaloth speaks.

"Hey, we're friends of KC. Well, 'friends' is the wrong word. But we know him, and we owe each other some favors. So what's going on? We're beyond bored."

"we're not," says a voice as three solar elementals and 3 gravity elementals step out form the walls. Bouncer points his fiery finger and proceeds to say, "What do you think your doing and why did you barge in here without permission? I don't know of any KC and you had better state your business quickly before my security detachment and I eject you off the property. Those wards were up for a reason."

Telepathic Communication: Hey boss, Somne Yugoloths barged in and say they have a favor from KC. Do you know anyone who knows a KC?

Sunny G: "No, but I'll ask the others. Reset the wards but stay sharp."

Perhaps you will do. These 'kittens' bore me.

HoD engages, using both hands on his earthbreaker. Head or butt, each end deals a strong blow. Ice, wind, and cold accompany each strike.

Bouncer sways with each arc of the hammer. Crossing his swords to absorb and dispurse the colder elements of HoD's attack.

The Hammer of Death wrote:

The berserker ignores the sabre slash and grins at the pending fire attack. He begins swinging his earthbreaker in large sweeps, crushing anything in its path.

Puny insects. Do you not know the Face of Death?

Alaina smiles a grim smile

Are you ready to face a mirror?

Flame Strike!

A burning arc of flame shoots from Alaina's outstretched arms and smites HoD

From his every essence, he reaches into his torso and pulls two soulforged blades. Bouncer wades through Alaina's flamestrike with no physical harm.

"You are not welcomed in the Sanctum. My master has seen to your demise."

He enters melee with the Hammer of Death.

A Stranger appears in the middle of the main floor. He turns slowly in a complete circle, gazing at each person and thing in the room. He sniffs the air. One blink of an eye later, he is simply gone.

For those touched by or in command of Board Energy -
** spoiler omitted **

Bouncer tunes to Sunny G on a higher telepathic frequency. His telepathic processes is converting transmitted across the astral planes of telepathy in an series of light encoded pulses

"Hey Boss, Sorry to distrub your mediatations but it seems some uninvited smoe is teleporting in and out of the Sanctum. Ya want me to ready the wards and barriers, I mean especially with that dragon threathing and tithe, you'd think he was important or something."

"As for the rest of you Aberzombie icons, SHADDUP!"

summons the security guards. "The boss is busy. Escort dis riff-raff off the permises."

:::The Other Solar Elementals nod in agreement:::

She holds out her bow. The song coming from her sounds a little melancholy for a moment before returning to its normal tune.

A bean of divine solar essense imprints itself upon the bow.

"Sunny Godhead will speak with you when the time is right."

Lynora-Jill wanders in.

Wow. Just wow. This makes the old Solar Temple look like a hut.
Glances at sign and frowns. Pointing out the rule about no armaments,
I really need to keep my bow with me. And I'm pretty sure that JH isn't leaving his hammer anywhere. And we've got a few more on our side who have weapons they feel similarly about. Do we have permission to bring them on the premises?

Yes, the boss says your trust worthy. But you need to bear Sunny's holy symbol on them.

Hold out your weapons please.

Bouncer the Solar Elemental wrote:

You're the bosses new herald. He sure knows how to pick them. WoW! You're beautiful!

Uh, where are my manners?

Uh, Yes. Uh, my name is Bouncer the Solar Elemental. Everybody calls be Bounce. I oversee the Sanctum while da boss is occupied with other matters.

Uh, you're bodyguard and chaporon should be be here soon.

Alaina smiles

Thank you Bouncer. A woman always likes to hear she is beautiful. Hopefully we can work to make this a thread to be reckoned with!

Looks over at the borgs and demon

Course, you always get the riff raff when you start up a thread ..

I guess it traditional to break a new thread in this way but the skunk and Borg will be taken care of soon.

Sunny Godhead wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Sunny Godhead wrote:

06 No droids, automaton, golems, or other non-living individuals unless stated otherwise or given special permission by Sunny Godhead itself.

Surely you're not excluding the Jacks are you?

Nah, the Jacks are fine. I have a place for the catapult on the upper floors of the Sanctum.

Cool, Thanks!

Bring that catapult quick. There's a big stink in the sanctum and I need to get rid of it. First offical duty of the day. Ah, I'm going to like this job.

You're the bosses new herald. He sure knows how to pick them. WoW! You're beautiful!

Uh, where are my manners?

Uh, Yes. Uh, my name is Bouncer the Solar Elemental. Everybody calls be Bounce. I oversee the Sanctum while da boss is occupied with other matters.

Uh, you're bodyguard and chaporon should be be here soon.