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They make a great hair gel.

The next poster doesn't need to go to a barber/stylist.


That's right. I'm puffy and fluffy and I'm good with butter.

The poster likes toast but hasn't told us why.


Hey, if they fill up on toast....

The next poster thinks toast is overhyped.

Sczarni

Yes toast is overhyped. Anything without steak and strong liquor is overhyped.

The next poster runs away from every low level combat screaming like a teenage girl.

Scarab Sages

It worked for Fansy the Famous Bard.

The next poster invented a whole new type of toast.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

It seemed innocent enough. Then it ate all the jelly and bit the rogue's finger off.

The next poster runs into high level combat screaming like a teenage girl.

Scarab Sages

It worked for Bruce Lee.

The next poster made up 3-12 new X-Men, and will tell us a little about each one.

Dark Archive

the triplets, they all have telepathy but only with each other

the next poster is hiding in your closet


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I'm not hiding. I'm trying to find my other sock.

The next poster has a deep, dark secret they will share with the world.


That's true, I live in a coal mine without lights.

The next poster is building a new home out of legos.


I had a home build out of legos, but it melted.

The next poster will know how to use a fire extinguisher.

Sczarni

As being a worthless security officer for 5 years, I have been trained. I am now a worthless call center rep.

The next poster is hiding lesbian tendencies in a Lego closet that survived the house fire.

Dark Archive

Damn my pornos weren't incinerated, Bouncer!

The next poster is crazier than Murdock from the A-Team


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I tell ya the cheese weasels and dust bunnies are conspiring with the belly-button lint bears to steal all of the Reese's Peanut Butter candies and replace them with Folgers Crystals. Now where did I put my sock puppets? Oh, they're on my feet.

The next person has discovered a cure for male pattern baldness.

Dark Archive

Of course, I'm not selling it. Why sell a cure when you can make 100 contraceptives

The next poster is crazier than these eggs

Sczarni

You look me up in the dictionary, you will find a picture of crazy

The next poster sees Paris Hilton everywhere he goes, and loves it.


They are everywhere, indeed. My doctor told me I had a synaesthesia variant that makes my brain interpret stuff on a plate as Paris Hilton. It makes dinners funnier than they might have been, and I console myself that eating plastics and silicone isn't cannibalism.

The next poster has an odd relationship to something from the eighties.


I must admit it's true. It's when i met this stunning looking girl and we've been very good friends since then. However, from time to time she suddenly flashes me with the risk of being caught. Makes formal occasions a tad complicated.

The next poster was the designer of Sissyl's crown.


I admit it.

The next poster is looking for a certain recipe. Whether it means going through fire or water...


It took me almost a full minute to come up with the concept sketch!

The next poster doesn't want anyone to know what they do with their bubble wrap.

Scarab Sages

I Hide It In...d'ohhh, isn't it obvious?

The next poster made up 3 new cosms for the TORG roleplaying game, and will tell us a little about each one.


The mere thought of any three alone all three t once would drive you insane.

The next poster has a secret yet insignificant phobia.

Sczarni

I do tend to have a fear of phobias.

The next poster is so repulsive that all matters of creatures avoid him/her at all cost.


I look like a kobold! what do you expect?

The next poster is also a kobold


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Why do you think I wear this helmet? Too many people out there are mean to us kobolds. It makes me sad.

The next poster will fight for the rights of kobolds everywhere.


I am a champion for all underprivileged peoples

The next poster is a stoner


I must admit, i DO drop boulders on top of people on occasion.

The next poster will dedicate the next 3 days tracking down the accursed spammer.


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(Grabs the shotgun from The Expendables and calls in Chuck Norris, Batman, and Hanibal Lecter)
Be vewy, vewy quiet. We're hunting spammers.

The next poster will raise an army of unusual things for a special purpose.

Dark Archive

My army of tribbles will annihilate that gorram spammer
The next poster will blend two worlds the way I did


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If a Borg were to assimilate a Jedi would they be able to replicate the midi-chlorians, resulting in an army of force-using, lightsaber-wielding cyborgs? And would there be any force capable of stopping them?

The next poster knows the answers to those questions.

Scarab Sages

A1. The midichlorians turn to sort of a semi-symbiotic grey goo.

A2. Q.

The next poster will predict and briefly describe the new, as-yet-unrevealed Zords for the next season of The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (yes folks, they're still at it).

Dark Archive

Worthless. There, done.
The next poster is a casual


I am a casual dresser sometimes but I have been known on occasion to get spiffy.

The next poster is a real Cajun queen.


Crowned during last year's beauty pagent.

The next post has a way to get rid of spammers.


Well, I do have contacts...

The next posters has similar contacts


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Yep, though they have been really busy of late and could use some assistance.

The next poster is starring in the next Star Wars movie and will describe their character.


The truth is out, blasted.
I am the one who's going to corrupt the "i'm such a good padawan" into a murderous young girl.

Sczarni

Sorry but we are immune to such things.

The next poster likes to dress up as a Catholic School girl and play tea party all alone.


Yesh... so nice with the widdle china cups and... uh... why you lookin at me? Eh?

Next poster will implement DRASTIC CHANGE!!!

Sczarni

Yes, I will implement drastic change.

The next poster is in love with a drider.


All I can say is, 'Don't knock 'er till you've drider'

The next poster is a Drow deity, but is Lloth to admit it.

Sczarni

How dare one claim that I would hate admitting I am a God that the drow worship. Especially when the females do my bidding and aim to please me in "various" ways.

The next poster is one of these female drow worshippers that do my bidding.


Female drow, I would say no. As for doing your bidding, it may or may not be true. We could discuss it over dinner sometime.

The next poster is no longer welcome in certain places.


That is true.

Last time for instance i went to a cremation and sang Disco Infernal...they didn't appreciate it. I'll see some of them when they die so i don't mind.

The next poster screams like a happy japanese schoolgirl when they hear lady Gaga


That's my scream of pain, but ok.
The next poster likes Justin Bieber music


Oh yes...(teeth gritted)...I just love it....So much....Its just so good, and not almost immediately dated upon arrival...

...The next person will put me out of my misery.


*Bang!* Boom, headshot.

I've infected the next poster with the smurf plague.

Sczarni

But I have slowly built up an immunity so I am unaffected.

But this has somehow turned the next poster into a drow version of Justin Bieber


I need somebody to kiiiiiiillllll
The next poster is a Duergar Justin Bieber


"DORFEH! DORFEH! DORFEH! OOOHHH~"

The next person has an irrational fear of Cheese, Lemons, Peppers, Smurfs, Birds, Tacos, Explosives, and words that start with "C".

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