Plan a day trip to Golarion World!

Friday, July 7, 2023

A GUIDED TOUR
With so many places to go, you would be forgiven for not knowing where to start or what to do once you arrived at a new destination. Thankfully, two of the galaxy’s greatest travel writers have pitched in to presentStarfinder Ports of Call, providing insider commentary and local secrets that would never appear in some off-the-shelf guide published by AbadarCorp. Please meet authors Moscaru (host shirren) and Sprax (female skittermander)! Their latest publication is Near Misses in Near Space: 17 New Death-Defying Destinations.

A shirren in a long duster holding a map.

Moscaru - Illustration by Michele Esposito

Moscaru
Although previously known as the author of the bestselling “Held in All Four Arms” romance novels, Moscaru met their own true love: travel. Now inseparable from their coauthor Sprax, Moscaru brings a cultured, historical, and analytical perspective to understanding every destination. Their tireless work in highlighting local traditions and voices has helped them win three Drifty awards as well as receive an honorary doctorate from the Qabarat University of Xenoanthropology and Xenoarchaeology. When between trips, Moscaru enjoys quiet afternoons spent with a good book and their klikharps, Sonata and Cacophos III.

A pink skittermander in a large hat holding a spyglass.

Sprax - Illustration by Michele Esposito

Sprax
A precocious epicurean and fearless social butterfly, Sprax set out to travel the galaxy at a young age. Her charm and sense of reckless wonder have won her friends across a hundred worlds—as well as earning two Drifty awards for excellent travel journalism and placing seven times on the Iron Inevitable, an annual list of explorers who somehow survived self-inflicted disasters. No matter the danger, her observations helpfully capture the insights, entertainment, shortcuts, and possibilities of the galaxy’s most daring destinations. She knows how to scream “I’m sorry, I was trying to help” in over 60 languages.

These two well-traveled guides are excited to take you on a tour of the galaxy—and what better place to start than Golarion World, a planetary theme park exploring the lost world of Golarion?

A theme park map of Golarion World.

Golarion World Map - Illustration by Damien Mammoliti

Sprax: Golarion World! The cheeriest place in the universe, full of fun, thrills, and good eats all enjoyed through the lens of history! I’ve never seen lost Golarion with my own eyes, of course, but if living in the Inner Sea region was half as exciting as riding the Eye of Abendego water coaster or watching the lich Tar-Baphon’s hourly assault in the Siege of Absalom stunt spectacular, then I wish I had a time machine! Ask anyone who’s been there: a trip to Golarion World is just as good as a journey into the past!

Moscaru: I enjoy delightful diversions such as Golarion World as much as the next shirren, but I have some doubts about its historical authenticity. The New Horizons Luxury Retreats executive who planned the park is supposedly a history student, but they clearly made some accommodations to entertain guests. This isn’t a disparagement! Far from it. Golarion World’s expansive theme parks are chock full of rides and shops that are sure to bring a smile to your face. In fact, there’s so much to see and do, you’ll need to spend at least a week there. Just don’t expect to come home with accurate knowledge about lost Golarion’s past.

Tourists wander the streets of Golarion World.

Illustration by Victor Manuel Leza Moreno

Sprax: Her Infernal Majestrix Abrogail Thrune is hilarious! On my last visit to Cheliax Land, I followed her around for a full hour, asking about her dealings with devils, and she kept finding new and sidesplitting ways to insult me! She didn’t repeat even one!

Moscaru: I’ve noticed that Queen Eutropia Stavian always has a gaggle of adoring children in her wake, saying they want to grow up to be just like her. It’s not easy being a role model like that. I must applaud the cast members’ commitment, acting skills, and boundless patience.

Sprax: And their diabolism!

Moscaru: Excuse me?

Sprax: Abrogail Thrune! She told me that if I made an infernal pact, I could skip the line to ride the Screaming Jungle hovercoaster.

Moscaru: Ha, well, I’m certain she was just staying in character.

Sprax: And then another actor in a realistic devil outfit appeared suddenly—sent Abrogail screaming—and said I could ride the hovercoaster nine times if I just signed his fancy release form, so I—

Moscaru: Ohhhh... I shouldn’t be surprised that I leave you alone in a theme park for half a day and you manage to sell your soul.

Illustration by Victor Manuel Leza Moreno

And if the thrilling rides, interactive experiences, and “historically inspired” food options aren’t enough to entice you, worry not! Golarion World boasts an exciting selection of souvenirs and collectibles—something for every eye and every credit bank!

A plush toy of Tar-Baphon.

Illustration by Alexander Gorbunov

Looking for more of Sprax and Moscaru’s tour of the galaxy? Pick up a copy of Starfinder Ports of Call at your friendly local game store or on paizo.com!

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Am I the only one who now wants a module about surviving Golarion World?


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This is fantastic. I also kind of love that it's not quite right, with them thinking that Lastwall is way up in Brevoy. Feels like they're trying to recreate a planet from hundreds, if not thousands of years ago, that they've never actually seen, lol.


Gotta get park hopper tickets to visit all the lands!


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I need that Tarbaphon as a plushie immediately :D

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VestOfHolding wrote:
This is fantastic. I also kind of love that it's not quite right, with them thinking that Lastwall is way up in Brevoy. Feels like they're trying to recreate a planet from hundreds, if not thousands of years ago, that they've never actually seen, lol.

This is my favorite part of it as well. It also reminds me of EPCOT or other theme parks where the geography doesn't align with reality by the sheer nature of needing it to be a functional theme park rather than just a miniature scale version of a larger location.

Paizo Employee Director of Brand Strategy

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Hikuen wrote:
I need that Tarbaphon as a plushie immediately :D

We have already alerted our partners at WizKids/Kid Robot about this illustration's existence. Whether they do anything with it is up to them, but having reference art and existing demand for a potential plush never hurts!

Paizo Employee Marketing & Media Specialist

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Hikuen wrote:
I need that Tarbaphon as a plushie immediately :D

We've been yelling about how much we want this since the book came out!


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I would love love LOVE to have a plushy/funko pop of every figure in LO: Legends & Monsters of Myth….

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I have, of course, made the Tar Baphon mascot illustration my Teamwork profile icon here.

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I love Sprax and Moscaru so much.


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If this doesn't become *at least* a 3-part adventure path, then why even tease us like this??? Cause I would play the schnitt outta this!!!


Did they fix the art for the PDF of this yet?

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VestOfHolding wrote:
This is fantastic. I also kind of love that it's not quite right, with them thinking that Lastwall is way up in Brevoy. Feels like they're trying to recreate a planet from hundreds, if not thousands of years ago, that they've never actually seen, lol.

I noticed that too, and loved it. The one thing that would have made it even better would be time-period mixing. Like seeing Jitskan Land and Thassilon Land on the map. Or better yet, complete chaos with Yixing Land somewhere in this AR ~4709 Inner Sea.

Spoiler:
I used to visit Busch Gardens Williamsburg as a kid. Lots of fun but the historical accuracy was suspect even to a youngster.

The areas of the park are themed around various European countries. But of wildly differing time periods. Everything from an 11th century Norman village through Renaissance Italy, a Bavaria heavily drawing from Grimm's Fairy Tales of the early 1800s, and a Scotland that could have been pastoral twentieth century. Oh, and "New France" (colonial Canada) just to make sure they mixed up geography as well as time.

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One Tar-Baphon plushie please!
*grabby hands*


Isn't it a bit... wrong to have a theme park based on a planet that suddenly disappeared?

Was it built to cope with the loss or something?

Dark Archive

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The number of fun AP level ideas with Golarion World is just staggering.

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JiCi wrote:

Isn't it a bit... wrong to have a theme park based on a planet that suddenly disappeared?

Was it built to cope with the loss or something?

One can choose how their own PC feels about it, but I don’t think it’s meant to be traumatic. “…all inquiries to gods and demons reveal that it still exists somewhere unreachable by magic, along with everyone that once lived on it.” So, it’s disappearance is mysterious, but not necessarily mournful.


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JiCi wrote:

Isn't it a bit... wrong to have a theme park based on a planet that suddenly disappeared?

Was it built to cope with the loss or something?

It disappeared some time during the Gap, the Gap is already more than 300 years ago, and the park is based on pre-Gap records from millennia before. It seems like it'd be kind of like having an Atlantis-based theme park.

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So where is the ride with the animatronic humans singing an extremely repetetive song, so I may drive myself a little loopy with it? Ustalav Land? I hope it's Ustalav Land... *twitches in memories of Strange Aeons*

*puppy dog eyes in agreement with calls for Tar-Baphon plush*


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Cassi wrote:

So where is the ride with the animatronic humans singing an extremely repetetive song, so I may drive myself a little loopy with it? Ustalav Land? I hope it's Ustalav Land... *twitches in memories of Strange Aeons*

*puppy dog eyes in agreement with calls for Tar-Baphon plush*

Animatronic? Pfff...

Living Holograms are more than suffisant for this ;)


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JiCi wrote:
Cassi wrote:

So where is the ride with the animatronic humans singing an extremely repetetive song, so I may drive myself a little loopy with it? Ustalav Land? I hope it's Ustalav Land... *twitches in memories of Strange Aeons*

*puppy dog eyes in agreement with calls for Tar-Baphon plush*

Animatronic? Pfff...

Living Holograms are more than suffisant for this ;)

. . . But what if they go on strike? (Although I suppose over-engineered animatronics might do that as well . . . .)

Second Seekers (Luwazi Elsebo)

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UnArcaneElection wrote:
JiCi wrote:
Cassi wrote:

So where is the ride with the animatronic humans singing an extremely repetetive song, so I may drive myself a little loopy with it? Ustalav Land? I hope it's Ustalav Land... *twitches in memories of Strange Aeons*

*puppy dog eyes in agreement with calls for Tar-Baphon plush*

Animatronic? Pfff...

Living Holograms are more than suffisant for this ;)

. . . But what if they go on strike? (Although I suppose over-engineered animatronics might do that as well . . . .)

"That would NEVER happen. Why, everyone is HAPPY to work at GOLARIONWORLD!"

...starts whacking the side of his head to shake out the bad coding...

"You should definitely go to Golarionworld, Path-er, Starfinders! It is completely safe and your mission will be your doom well-funded and betrayed supported by your Society, just like all of mine!"

Second Seekers (Jadnura)

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Maybe it's just me, but "things go catastrophically wrong at Golarion World" feels boring to me. Yes sure, Space-Jurassic Park is a real vibe, but it's also staid and, let's be honest, predictable.

Instead, I'd rather see more of a "slice of life" adventure on Golarionworld. Feels like the perfect place for a quest pack: 4-6+ low stakes mini-adventures, for example on the hover-go-karts, taking part in the Space-LARP Space-Boffer tournament, performing mild-to-moderate exorcism when the costumed-devils in Cheliaxland turn out to be real Devils (albeit low-level), and so on.

Maybe play with folks' expectations and have the adventure seem to be looming towards that Jurassic Park style catastrophic failure, but then pull back every time :D
- "Oh no, our energy-harnessing portal to the First World cracked wide, and now Fey spirits have possessed all of the animatronics..! Oh wait, they're just using their fairy tricksiness to conjure tarts and pies! Hooray!"

- "HELP, Brave Adventurers! Space-Azlanti are attacking! Their spaceship in orbit is charging weapons, we're all doo-oh wait, nevermind, they made a reservation for a destination wedding. They're just setting up some orbital aurora-lighting for the wedding dance party!"


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One play on the things are not what they seem would be hiding something like a terrorist or freedom fighter training camp behind a surface of Golarion World playacting. The Knights of Lastwall reenanctors aren't only pretending to fight undead, they're also a hiding a Pharasman cell who recruit and train people to go hunting on Eox. Shackles Land is training anti-Azlanti smugglers. And so on.


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In the after-hours Discord chatroom during PaizoCon, folks tossed around the idea that Paizo should finally publish an adventure titled "Test of the Starstone." It would, naturally, be a Starfinder Society scenario in which the PCs need to go through the Cathedral of the Starstone ride, which turns out to be some elaborate escape room-type experience, a la Gen Con's Living Dungeon.

Ideas I tossed out:

* On their way in, the PCs spot Cayden Cailean heading out the exit with friends, leaning over to them and saying, "Honestly, I still don't understand what we were supposed to be doing in there."

* When you leave the ride, you can purchase a photo of the exact moment you "ascended to divinity."

* Golarion World's hotdogs are called gobdogs and may or may not be made of real goblin dog meat.

* The wildest idea I tossed out: The spark of the adventure is that minions of <<the Salvation's End Big Bad; if you know, you know>> bust out of the vault complex by raiding Shantyspire Lodge and stealing a Starfinder ship. They plug in coordinates, looking for Golarion, and come up with Golarion World instead. The PCs, who happen to arrive on an unrelated job just as this breakout is happening, haven't even left orbit when the venture-captain frantically contacts them and tells them to chase down the rogue ship. The PCs then need to chase <<the Big Bad's>> minions to Golarion World and stop them when the baddies break into the Cathedral of the Starstone to steal the "starstone" for their master.

Paizo Employee Director of Brand Strategy

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I would just like to point out, especially to those folks asking for different types of adventures or supporting material based on this section of Ports of Call, that all of the content in the book is fair game for someone to use in their own publication on Starfinder Infinite. I know I'd love to see some adventures on or expanded gazetteers of all of the worlds presented in PoC, so I imagine paying customers would too!


John Mangrum wrote:

In the after-hours Discord chatroom during PaizoCon, folks tossed around the idea that Paizo should finally publish an adventure titled "Test of the Starstone." It would, naturally, be a Starfinder Society scenario in which the PCs need to go through the Cathedral of the Starstone ride, which turns out to be some elaborate escape room-type experience, a la Gen Con's Living Dungeon.

Ideas I tossed out:
{. . .}
* When you leave the ride, you can purchase a photo of the exact moment you "ascended to divinity."
{. . .}

Followup adventure: Some already over-the-top celebrity goes on this ride, and goes nuts, and starts insisting that they really have ascended. Unfortunately, they have a LOT of extremely zealous followers . . . .


^Followup adventure to that: Thanks to the actions of the previous heroic adventureers, said over-the-top celebrity has been debunked . . . except that THEY AND THEIR ZEALOTS JUST WON"T SHUT UP OR BACK DOWN, and now civil war looms . . . .

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