World's Most Interesting Night March of Kalkamedes (Inactive)

Game Master Great Green God

Nightwalkers:
Initiative
[dice=Sleeping Sword]1d20+2[/dice]
[dice=Almaas]1d20+1[/dice]
[dice=Kala]1d20+1[/dice]
[dice=Rhinshin]1d20+5[/dice]
[dice=Angela]1d20+2[/dice]
[dice=Lynn]1d20+5[/dice]

Perception
[dice=Sleeping Sword]1d20+8[/dice]
[dice=Almaas]1d20+11[/dice]
[dice=Kala]1d20+9[/dice]
[dice=Rhinshin (+1 v Traps)]1d20+6[/dice]
[dice=Angela]1d20+10[/dice]
[dice=Lynn]1d20+6[/dice]

Sense Motive
[dice=Sleeping Sword]1d20+7[/dice]
[dice=Almaas]1d20+9[/dice]
[dice=Kala]1d20+5[/dice]
[dice=Rhinshin]1d20+3[/dice]
[dice=Angela]1d20+7[/dice]
[dice=Lynn]1d20+5[/dice]


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Grand Lodge

Female Kitsune Bard 4 /Gunslinger 1[ HP 32/32 (0 LN) | AC 18, Tch 13, FF 15 | Fort +4 Ref +9 Will +5 | CMD 14 | Init +5 | Perc +6 | Effects: none ]
tracked:
Bardic Performance 11/11, Dancing lights 3/3 1st:4/4 2nd:2/2 Wand:clw 17/50

push/drag are both x5 weight, but yeah training does become an issue. Also derp on me for forgetting about take 10's and 20's


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬

Well Lynn probably shouldn't try to take 20 (climb every which way including those ways that lead to certain failure) on this check, but yeah.

Also this entire endeavor will require about 200 feet + whatever you end up tying Kalkamedes with so far (Rhinshin has various pre-cut lengths of silk rope that add up to 50', Sleeping Sword has 50' of hemp rope, Lynn has 50' of silk rope, Kala has 50' of silk rope. which is 200' exactly, meaning you might have to jump to grab those ropes you might leave behind. Figure out among yourselves who is leaving what behind.

Silver Crusade

active effects:
M Dhampir (Ancient Born) Monk (Qinggong Hungry Ghost) 6 / cleric (crusader) 1 | AC 17 T 17 FF 15 | HP 58/58 | F +9 R +8 W +12 | CMD 28 | Init +2 | Perc +14 darkvision 60', lowlight vision | ki 7/7 | kick 6/6 | rest 7/7

"Uh, if we need to leave ropes on one side of the canyon, I am happy to leave mine behind. The Way of the Sleeping Sword teaches that attachment to material possessions is a barrier to the clear flow of one's ki."

The Exchange

Male LN Dwarf from Qadira | Follower of Erastil | Monk 3 & Inquisitor 7 | Freedom of Movement 3/3 | Spells 1st 5/6, 2nd 5/5, 3rd 3/3 | HP 106/106 | Normal: AC 22 T 20 FF 20 | CMB +6, CMD 27 | F: +18, R: +12, W: +22 | Init: +9 | Perc: +22, SM: +18, Diplomacy: +26 | Discern Lies 7/7 | BoSpeed 3/10 | Reroll 1/1 | Lucky Horseshoe 1/1 | Bane 15/15 | Perfect Strike 4/4 | Darkvision | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: Divine Favor

Perception : 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (19) + 11 = 30
Almaas raises an eyebrow although he only overhears Sleeping Sword’s statement from below.

”My dear sleeping sword, please do not forget that a community also needs funds to prosper and that although some monks believe that poverty is a path to wisdom I can assure you that wealth can be a path to strive for as well! Especially, if we want to ensure that the whole community can thrive and survive through fair commerce and through honest trade!“ he shouts up.

Silver Crusade

active effects:
M Dhampir (Ancient Born) Monk (Qinggong Hungry Ghost) 6 / cleric (crusader) 1 | AC 17 T 17 FF 15 | HP 58/58 | F +9 R +8 W +12 | CMD 28 | Init +2 | Perc +14 darkvision 60', lowlight vision | ki 7/7 | kick 6/6 | rest 7/7

"Uh, what's that now youngster? You want a few coppers and an honest maid? Is that what you said? What an esoteric order you must belong to, eh youngster? A warrior needs only sword and spirit! This is the Way of the Sleeping Sword!"

Best not to tell them about the Hunger. They wouldn't understand.

Grand Lodge

Female CG Human Hunter 8 | HP 81/81 | AC 19, T 12, FF 18 | CMB +10, CMD 21 | Fort +10 (see Traits), Ref +8, Will +6 | Init +1 | Perception +15, Sense Motive +11 | Animal Focus avail: 8/8 | Spells 1st: 5/5; 2nd: 5/5; 3rd: 2/2 Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none
The World's Most Interesting GM said wrote:

If Kala's class feature says that your animal companion counts as a druid's animal companion then you get a +4 to handle animal checks with that particular animal companion. That's +8 for Kala. It is one of those rules that Paizo only sorta tells you about in order to make you ruin your books via page flipping (Hunter class, Druid Class, Handle Animal) and buy all new ones. Devilishly clever of them. It always gets me every time I have to look up line of sight when casting spells in the dark (combat (range and cover), magic (targeting spells), environment (lighting effects), conditions (blindness), spells (invisibility), toss books across room in fit of rage, later, buy new books).

So assuming Kala can get Stinky to do what she wants eventually (see above, +8, yadda yadda yadda). (Kala could take 20 on handle animal and spend some time trying to coax him to move to the top of the next wall without her--because the climb DC is 22 and Kala fell prone on her first attempt to get off the ground). There is also a case to be made that badgers rarely climb down 10-stories of anything and you might have to push him to go down as well if Kala is not going to carry him (and even then). If Kala can't convince him to go without her via pushing for whatever reason he hangs out and waits for her to move because of Kala's heel command. ...

Since the DC is 5 for climbing the rope next to the cliff-face (assuming you are not climbing fast, or taking damage) Kala can't fail going down and so does not have to roll the remaining 13 Climb checks (once per move action at 1/4 speed). Likewise Stinky can just move using his climb speed down the rope. Since he is climbing the canyon wall though his DC is 22 like everyone else, but because he has a climb speed he only needs to roll once to see if he can manage the wall and gets a +8 to do so. He could have taken 10 (everyone can just now because there is no immediate threat) but would have fallen 100 ft and taken 10d6 damage. I'm going to mention the +8 to climb checks because you don't want your already stinky badger falling 100 ft and becoming even stinkier. As he made both rolls, he makes it to the top of the opposite canyon wall (if you can get him to go). Did anyone tie a rope to him? ;) "Stinky! Come back down!"

Wow! Thanks for the information. That's very helpful. So in lieu of all of that info, Kala will (retroactively) take 20 to coax push Stinky to climb to the bottom and take 20 again to push him to climb to the top. She'll tie her 50' rope around him, plus one more length of rope from whoever will provide it. At this rate, dawn may come sooner than we'd like.

Grand Lodge

Male wolverine 6 | HP -17/48 | AC 24, T 13, FF 21 | CMB +7, CMD 20 | Fort +8, Ref +8, Will +3* (see Defense spoiler) | Init +3 | Perception +5 | Speed 30ft | Climb 10 ft | Burrow 10 ft | Active conditions: Dead
Stinky said wrote:
Climb: 1d20 ⇒ 17

So here's Stinky's climb roll for going up the cliff, which per our illustrious GM should've had a +8 tacked on to it. So he's sitting pretty at a 25 vs. the DC 22. So now he's at the top of the cliff with a rope tied around his belly and dangling over the edge. When the first person climbs up (maybe Lynn without any of the gear she's carrying?), his survival instinct will kick in, and he'll fight with all his might to avoid being dragged over the edge of the cliff. Wolverines are pretty stubborn and scrappy, so fingers crossed!

Grand Lodge

Female Kitsune Bard 4 /Gunslinger 1[ HP 32/32 (0 LN) | AC 18, Tch 13, FF 15 | Fort +4 Ref +9 Will +5 | CMD 14 | Init +5 | Perc +6 | Effects: none ]
tracked:
Bardic Performance 11/11, Dancing lights 3/3 1st:4/4 2nd:2/2 Wand:clw 17/50

Lynn would be okay with this, if someone brought her gear with them when they got hauled up.

Lynn waited till Stinky made it to the top "Well at least getting everyone back up will be easy."

She thought about how much the tiny badger might be able to pull up and dropped both her and Angela's backpacks along with her rapier and pistol. After making sure she was offloaded of most of her gear she grabbed the rope and gave it a tug.

"Hope you're ready Stinky time to show the horses that badgers are strong too!"

climb: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (7) - 1 = 6


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬

Appologies to Kala (and Stinky), I keep (and probably started everyone else) calling Stinky a badger when in fact he is a small wolverine. "Badgers? Bangers? We don't need no stinking badger."

The party slowly lowers and then elevates Kalkamedes down into the crevass and up again to the opposite side.

Continuing onward and upward into the highlands the air grows crisp and the scattered stands of woodland are increasingly made of tall dark evergreens, and above them the dark shapes of mountains, and the twinkling vault of a stunningly clear night sky.

The Exchange

Male LN Dwarf from Qadira | Follower of Erastil | Monk 3 & Inquisitor 7 | Freedom of Movement 3/3 | Spells 1st 5/6, 2nd 5/5, 3rd 3/3 | HP 106/106 | Normal: AC 22 T 20 FF 20 | CMB +6, CMD 27 | F: +18, R: +12, W: +22 | Init: +9 | Perc: +22, SM: +18, Diplomacy: +26 | Discern Lies 7/7 | BoSpeed 3/10 | Reroll 1/1 | Lucky Horseshoe 1/1 | Bane 15/15 | Perfect Strike 4/4 | Darkvision | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: Divine Favor

”This was incredible teamwork! And I am sure that we will be able to accomplish a lot by thinking together and acting together as one team!“

Grand Lodge

Female Kitsune Bard 4 /Gunslinger 1[ HP 32/32 (0 LN) | AC 18, Tch 13, FF 15 | Fort +4 Ref +9 Will +5 | CMD 14 | Init +5 | Perc +6 | Effects: none ]
tracked:
Bardic Performance 11/11, Dancing lights 3/3 1st:4/4 2nd:2/2 Wand:clw 17/50

"I'm glad Stinky here was able to pull me up the clifface. We'll just have to collect our ropes when we make the journey back home, much easier than to go through setting everything back up again." Lynn bounced excitedly, and a little more tiredly than before next to the lead rope on Kalkamedes.

"Let's just hope this old goat get's us to our destination before he wakes up."


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬

Almaas swears he can hear growling, but sees nothing about besides Stinky who could reasonably make such a noise. Likewise nothing attacks so the party moves on.

Later, they are not quite so lucky.

*********

Great bands of stars sweep across the cloudless night sky, they and the light spell cast upon Kalkamedes illuminates a series of game trails that chase through the mountain shrubs and berry bushes. Almaas and Rhinshin hear it first and then see the vague outlines.... a pair of bears one small and one large foraging in the field. The larger bear bellows at the two scouts.

Once the PC sees the threat they can make a Knowledge (nature) check and open all the spoilers that apply.

knowledge (nature) DC 9+:
The animals are brown bears a mother and her cub.

knowledge (nature) DC 14+:
Mother bears are very protective of their cubs. The bellow was a warning.

knowledge (nature) DC 19+:
Bears are remarkably fast and strong. You never want to be grabbed by a bear.

Map (slide 8) updated

Silver Crusade

active effects:
M Dhampir (Ancient Born) Monk (Qinggong Hungry Ghost) 6 / cleric (crusader) 1 | AC 17 T 17 FF 15 | HP 58/58 | F +9 R +8 W +12 | CMD 28 | Init +2 | Perc +14 darkvision 60', lowlight vision | ki 7/7 | kick 6/6 | rest 7/7

Both critters are within range of Sleeping Sword's darkvision.

know.nature, untrained: 1d20 ⇒ 4

"Uh, whatever that is, it is large and it sounds upset! Perhaps it is territorial and we should go around it? The Way of the Sleeping Sword teaches that it is a foolish warrior who confronts a rival on that rival's home turf."

Grand Lodge

Female CG Human Hunter 8 | HP 81/81 | AC 19, T 12, FF 18 | CMB +10, CMD 21 | Fort +10 (see Traits), Ref +8, Will +6 | Init +1 | Perception +15, Sense Motive +11 | Animal Focus avail: 8/8 | Spells 1st: 5/5; 2nd: 5/5; 3rd: 2/2 Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none

Knowledge (Nature): 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

Kala is surprised by a prolonged sneezing fit, her exuberantly loud sneezes overlay the bellowing of the bear and distorting her perception of the sound. And of course, not being Chuck Norris, she cannot sneeze with her eyes open. "AAAH-CHOOOO! AAAH-CHOOOO! What the--AAAH-CHOOOO! AAAH-CHOOOO! AAAH-CHOOOO! ...heck! AAAH-CHOOOO! AAAH-CHOOOO!" ...and so on.

It appears that she may be allergic to bears.

Grand Lodge

Male wolverine 6 | HP -17/48 | AC 24, T 13, FF 21 | CMB +7, CMD 20 | Fort +8, Ref +8, Will +3* (see Defense spoiler) | Init +3 | Perception +5 | Speed 30ft | Climb 10 ft | Burrow 10 ft | Active conditions: Dead

Stinky gets a whiff of the rich odor of bear. His hackles immediately rise, a low growl issuing from deep in his throat as he bares his wickedly sharp teeth in a vicious snarl. He sidles closer to his temporarily incapacitated Kala, placing himself between her and the potential threat. If any bear wants to attack her, it'll have to go through an violently protective, angry wolverine first.

The Exchange

Male CN Ratfolk Unchained Rogue 3 | HP 21/21 | AC 18 T 14 FF 15 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +2, R: +6, W: +2 | Init: +5 | Perc: +7 (+1 to notice Traps; Trap Spotter), SM: +3 | Speed 20ft| Active conditions: None

Rhinshin sees the creatures and freeze instantly.

nature untrained: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15

Rhinshin begins to step back from the bears.

Grand Lodge

Female Kitsune Bard 4 /Gunslinger 1[ HP 32/32 (0 LN) | AC 18, Tch 13, FF 15 | Fort +4 Ref +9 Will +5 | CMD 14 | Init +5 | Perc +6 | Effects: none ]
tracked:
Bardic Performance 11/11, Dancing lights 3/3 1st:4/4 2nd:2/2 Wand:clw 17/50

know:Nature: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (20) + 7 = 27
CMB(detain Kalk): 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15

Lynn is able to tell what the creature is and the meaning behind the roar before she even looks down from her gaze at the stars. Her hands go immediately to the lead rope on Kalkamedes and attempts to pull him to a halt and back away from the bear.

"Brown bears, pretty common in this region, surprising we haven't seen any till now honestly. We should keep our distance and show we mean no harm. Quickly if i might add. We can take a few minutes to detour a safe distance around the two. No need to kill a mother and it's cub if we don't need to."

wish those happened in the opposite order but i'll take what i can get XD I really hope we don't have to fight them we kill the mother and the cub will surely die by itself. If we absolutely must we may be able to scare them off but that's last resort in my mind.

The Exchange

Male LN Dwarf from Qadira | Follower of Erastil | Monk 3 & Inquisitor 7 | Freedom of Movement 3/3 | Spells 1st 5/6, 2nd 5/5, 3rd 3/3 | HP 106/106 | Normal: AC 22 T 20 FF 20 | CMB +6, CMD 27 | F: +18, R: +12, W: +22 | Init: +9 | Perc: +22, SM: +18, Diplomacy: +26 | Discern Lies 7/7 | BoSpeed 3/10 | Reroll 1/1 | Lucky Horseshoe 1/1 | Bane 15/15 | Perfect Strike 4/4 | Darkvision | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: Divine Favor

”Lynn, you are completely right and I would also try to circumvent this mother and her cub ... so let us all be strong and pull so that we do not approach these bears is any further!“ Almaas says nodding and pulling.

CMB aid : 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8

Silver Crusade

active effects:
M Dhampir (Ancient Born) Monk (Qinggong Hungry Ghost) 6 / cleric (crusader) 1 | AC 17 T 17 FF 15 | HP 58/58 | F +9 R +8 W +12 | CMD 28 | Init +2 | Perc +14 darkvision 60', lowlight vision | ki 7/7 | kick 6/6 | rest 7/7

"Uh, so that's what bears look like? OK, we're going around them, right?"

CMB, aid: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12

'Uh, can you calm Stinky perhaps, Kala? Don't want him to inadvertently escalate mama bear with all that growling. The Way of the Sleeping Sword says: to win without fighting is best!"


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬

Angelabot grabs at the rope but misses.

CMB (aid, helpful halfling): 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

Still between Lynn and Sleeping Sword the group are just able to slow Kalkamedes to a stop.

The large bear still does not look happy with the party. The cub seems torn between shying away, and staying by its mother.

Kala Knowledge checks are usually (outside of a library) free actions. You see someone you know from a rumor and you recognize them with a knowledge (local) check (i.e. your memories of what you know of them). So if you want to do something else, now is the time.

Grand Lodge

Female CG Human Hunter 8 | HP 81/81 | AC 19, T 12, FF 18 | CMB +10, CMD 21 | Fort +10 (see Traits), Ref +8, Will +6 | Init +1 | Perception +15, Sense Motive +11 | Animal Focus avail: 8/8 | Spells 1st: 5/5; 2nd: 5/5; 3rd: 2/2 Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none

Forgive me. I thought the sneezing fit would be her action.

Finally finished sneezing, Kala decides that Sleeping Sword has the right of it. She kneels down to calm Stinky, using her most soothing voice.

Handle Animal: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬

That's fine. I just wanted to make sure that the party's druidy character didn't miss the chance to do something thinking they had already done it.

That and the bear cub amid its fear and confusion is probably thinking what a hideous mother that wolverine has.

Angela?


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬

Forgot, Angela's on vacation til tomorrow. I'll give her a little more time.

The Exchange

Male LN Dwarf from Qadira | Follower of Erastil | Monk 3 & Inquisitor 7 | Freedom of Movement 3/3 | Spells 1st 5/6, 2nd 5/5, 3rd 3/3 | HP 106/106 | Normal: AC 22 T 20 FF 20 | CMB +6, CMD 27 | F: +18, R: +12, W: +22 | Init: +9 | Perc: +22, SM: +18, Diplomacy: +26 | Discern Lies 7/7 | BoSpeed 3/10 | Reroll 1/1 | Lucky Horseshoe 1/1 | Bane 15/15 | Perfect Strike 4/4 | Darkvision | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: Divine Favor

”Pull team, pull!“ Almaas says pulling.

CMB aid : 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬

And I had somehow forgotten that I had already posted for Angela. Silly temps.

Almaas, if you like you can keep that roll for later this round when you get to move to try to help drag Kalkamedes out of harms way.

dice:
Sleeping Sword: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21
Almaas: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9
Kala: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 1 = 15
Rhinshin: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20
Angela: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22
Lynn: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19
1d20 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 1 = 14

Filled with primal rage at the intrusion upon their late-night beary berry foraging, the large bear rises to her full nine-feet and gives a savage roar. The damp spray of it lands on Rhinshin twenty feet away like drizzle before the storm.

Round 1! (Theme ♬)
The Bold May Act!
_________________
__ Angela
__ Sleeping Sword
__ Rhinshin
__ Lynn
__ Kala/Stinky

__ Dah Bears
__ Almaas

Map updated

Grand Lodge

Female CG Human Hunter 8 | HP 81/81 | AC 19, T 12, FF 18 | CMB +10, CMD 21 | Fort +10 (see Traits), Ref +8, Will +6 | Init +1 | Perception +15, Sense Motive +11 | Animal Focus avail: 8/8 | Spells 1st: 5/5; 2nd: 5/5; 3rd: 2/2 Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none

Sensing the seriousness of the situation, Kala calmly steps up to within 30 feet of the mother bear, making sure not to make direct eye contact. As she walks, she continues using the low pitched, soothing voice that she had successfully used to calm Stinky, increasing the volume just enough to catch the bear's attention. Once in place, she assumes a non-threatening body position, low to the ground, and continues droning to the mother bear.

"Everyone, please avoid making eye contact with the bears. They will think it's a challenge and attack you. Hello, Bear. We won't hurt your cub. We're just going to go around you. Nothing bad needs to happen. We'll be out of your way soon. We understand why you are wary. It's okay..." She will continue in this way until there's a reason to stop.

Wild Empathy: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21

Grand Lodge

Male wolverine 6 | HP -17/48 | AC 24, T 13, FF 21 | CMB +7, CMD 20 | Fort +8, Ref +8, Will +3* (see Defense spoiler) | Init +3 | Perception +5 | Speed 30ft | Climb 10 ft | Burrow 10 ft | Active conditions: Dead

All super-mellow from Kala's near-lullaby, Stinky just tags along with his person. When she stops, he snuffles around her boots for a bit as her words continue to cascade around him.

There's still that smell of bear though, and they're awfully close. He keeps one eye on them, ready to jump into action to protect Kala if necessary.


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬

The bear snorts. The cub moves off to the west and its mother follows keeping an eye on the party until it passes out of sight.

END COMBAT!


Lemme know if you want to do anything between that last post and this one like: loot the berries, chat, change positions, or what have you. I'll give folks some time to post.

Over the course of another two hours, the rough, mountainous scrubland gradually flattens and gives way to thicker copses of trees sustained by a series of chilly, narrow streams. Kalkamedes’s trail meanders northward.

Zzzz.... Zzzz.... Zzzz....

Grand Lodge

Female Kitsune Bard 4 /Gunslinger 1[ HP 32/32 (0 LN) | AC 18, Tch 13, FF 15 | Fort +4 Ref +9 Will +5 | CMD 14 | Init +5 | Perc +6 | Effects: none ]
tracked:
Bardic Performance 11/11, Dancing lights 3/3 1st:4/4 2nd:2/2 Wand:clw 17/50

Lynn's grip on the rope slowly loosened after the bear mother turned and walked away. "That could have gone far worse.. Quick thinking Kala. Shall we continue or wait for them to wander off some more?"

Silver Crusade

active effects:
M Dhampir (Ancient Born) Monk (Qinggong Hungry Ghost) 6 / cleric (crusader) 1 | AC 17 T 17 FF 15 | HP 58/58 | F +9 R +8 W +12 | CMD 28 | Init +2 | Perc +14 darkvision 60', lowlight vision | ki 7/7 | kick 6/6 | rest 7/7

"Uh, well done there young lady. Indeed, to win without fighting is best!"

Glad to have avoided the enormous mama-bear, Sleeping Sword lets Kalkamedes guide the group northwards.

"This country is quite pleasant really. More hospitable than the Crown of the World, certainly. Uh, except for he razor brambles and the angry bears, of course."

The Exchange

Male LN Dwarf from Qadira | Follower of Erastil | Monk 3 & Inquisitor 7 | Freedom of Movement 3/3 | Spells 1st 5/6, 2nd 5/5, 3rd 3/3 | HP 106/106 | Normal: AC 22 T 20 FF 20 | CMB +6, CMD 27 | F: +18, R: +12, W: +22 | Init: +9 | Perc: +22, SM: +18, Diplomacy: +26 | Discern Lies 7/7 | BoSpeed 3/10 | Reroll 1/1 | Lucky Horseshoe 1/1 | Bane 15/15 | Perfect Strike 4/4 | Darkvision | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: Divine Favor

Almaas nods approvingly.

”I can clearly see that the teachings of Erastil are reaching you! Wonderful Kala! Wonderful!!“ Almaas says like a father that is proud of his children.


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬

dice:
Sleeping Sword: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26
Almaas: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (19) + 11 = 30
Kala: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (9) + 9 = 18
Rhinshin (+1 v Traps): 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12
Angela: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (18) + 10 = 28
Lynn: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (11) + 6 = 17

The party is moving through broken stands of scrub and trees when some of the party members become aware of a bird calling from somewhere in the woods. Other birds soon reply.

Almaas, Angela, Sleeping Sword:
It is a common Cyan Jay's call. You hear it every day where you live. Funny you should hear it in the small hours of the night though.

Grand Lodge

Female CG Human Hunter 8 | HP 81/81 | AC 19, T 12, FF 18 | CMB +10, CMD 21 | Fort +10 (see Traits), Ref +8, Will +6 | Init +1 | Perception +15, Sense Motive +11 | Animal Focus avail: 8/8 | Spells 1st: 5/5; 2nd: 5/5; 3rd: 2/2 Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none

Earlier, once they're in the clear from the bears...

Heat rises to Kala's cheeks at the praise from her companions. Accustomed to a grunt and a nod from her family when she did well, she has no idea how to respond to all these words of praise from so many people. All she can muster is a mumbled "Um...thanks."

Immediately stooping to Stinky to hide her embarrassment and social awkwardness, she gives him some quick, rough scratches. "Who's a good boy? You are! What a good boy! You saved us from the bears! Yes you did! Such a good boy!"

She then swiftly picks a handful of berries, wraps them in a couple of large leaves she finds, and tucks them in a pocket.

And now back to our regularly scheduled programming.

Silver Crusade

active effects:
M Dhampir (Ancient Born) Monk (Qinggong Hungry Ghost) 6 / cleric (crusader) 1 | AC 17 T 17 FF 15 | HP 58/58 | F +9 R +8 W +12 | CMD 28 | Init +2 | Perc +14 darkvision 60', lowlight vision | ki 7/7 | kick 6/6 | rest 7/7

"Uh, you hear that? Bird calls. But not night-birds. Something is not right. Be on your guard youngsters!"

Sleeping Sword watches the woods. He activates a Wand of Shield of Faith as a precaution, slipping the wand back in his belt after casting.

Dark Archive

LN Halfling Investigator Secretary 7 | HP: 29/45 | AC: 19 (T 13, FF 16) Concealed | CMB: +5, CMD: 17 | F: +6, R: +10, W: +9 (+2 vs illusion) | Init: +2 | Perc: +17+1d6, SM: +15+1d6 | Speed 30ft (20 w/ pack) | Extracts:TBD | Inspiration 4/8 | Active conditions: Displacement

After the bears be fore moving on.

Angela reaches up and gives the large woman a pat on the back. "That was beautifully handled!" She does take a moment to collect some of the berries curious as to what variety they might be and if they are edible or even useful for alchemic purposes.

After a minute or so she stands up, wiping her hands on a handkerchief. "Alight, should we get moving then?"

Back to the present

"A Cyan Jay! Jays, given the response from over there. But unless something's woken them up, there's no way that they should be awake at this hour. Might be people communicating with each other."

Grand Lodge

Female CG Human Hunter 8 | HP 81/81 | AC 19, T 12, FF 18 | CMB +10, CMD 21 | Fort +10 (see Traits), Ref +8, Will +6 | Init +1 | Perception +15, Sense Motive +11 | Animal Focus avail: 8/8 | Spells 1st: 5/5; 2nd: 5/5; 3rd: 2/2 Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none

Kala's eyes narrow. The possible threat is enough to quickly banish her chagrin at failing to place the birds' calls. She raises her shield and measures her voice so that, hopefully, only her allies nearby can hear: "We should surround Kalkamedes to protect him. Loosely, so we're not an easy target all together."

Silver Crusade

active effects:
M Dhampir (Ancient Born) Monk (Qinggong Hungry Ghost) 6 / cleric (crusader) 1 | AC 17 T 17 FF 15 | HP 58/58 | F +9 R +8 W +12 | CMD 28 | Init +2 | Perc +14 darkvision 60', lowlight vision | ki 7/7 | kick 6/6 | rest 7/7

"Ah yes" the old monk nods sagely. "The Way of the Sleeping Sword says: 'neither in fireball- nor in lightning bolt-formation go.'"


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Kala, daughter of Krokum wrote:
Kala's eyes narrow. The possible threat is enough to quickly banish her chagrin at failing to place the birds' calls. She raises her shield and measures her voice so that, hopefully, only her allies nearby can hear: "We should surround Kalkamedes to protect him. Loosely, so we're not an easy target all together."

Is that like a game plan? Are we changing up the marching order?

Sleeping Sword wrote:
"Ah yes" the old monk nods sagely. "The Way of the Sleeping Sword says: 'neither in fireball- nor in lightning bolt-formation go.'"

An anti-game plan?


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬

(I.e. Is there any specific action that folks are taking given the information provided?)

Silver Crusade

active effects:
M Dhampir (Ancient Born) Monk (Qinggong Hungry Ghost) 6 / cleric (crusader) 1 | AC 17 T 17 FF 15 | HP 58/58 | F +9 R +8 W +12 | CMD 28 | Init +2 | Perc +14 darkvision 60', lowlight vision | ki 7/7 | kick 6/6 | rest 7/7

I suppose keep Kalkamedes' flanks guarded? Also, assuming Sleeping Sword has both hands free (K's rope being wound around one arm), he draws his katana and holds it in one hand.

Grand Lodge

Female Kitsune Bard 4 /Gunslinger 1[ HP 32/32 (0 LN) | AC 18, Tch 13, FF 15 | Fort +4 Ref +9 Will +5 | CMD 14 | Init +5 | Perc +6 | Effects: none ]
tracked:
Bardic Performance 11/11, Dancing lights 3/3 1st:4/4 2nd:2/2 Wand:clw 17/50

Lynn will have her pistol at the ready and loaded(with a normal shot)
Soh: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 12

Lynn attempted to ready her pistol quietly but really didnt have much luck with the quiet part given the tranquility of the early morning not providing much ambient noise.

Grand Lodge

Female CG Human Hunter 8 | HP 81/81 | AC 19, T 12, FF 18 | CMB +10, CMD 21 | Fort +10 (see Traits), Ref +8, Will +6 | Init +1 | Perception +15, Sense Motive +11 | Animal Focus avail: 8/8 | Spells 1st: 5/5; 2nd: 5/5; 3rd: 2/2 Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none

I forgot to mention in Kala's last post that she draws her warhammer as well.

Grand Lodge

Male wolverine 6 | HP -17/48 | AC 24, T 13, FF 21 | CMB +7, CMD 20 | Fort +8, Ref +8, Will +3* (see Defense spoiler) | Init +3 | Perception +5 | Speed 30ft | Climb 10 ft | Burrow 10 ft | Active conditions: Dead

Sensing the tension emanating from his Kala, Stinky warily sniffs and scans the area for potential threats.

Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17

The Exchange

Male LN Dwarf from Qadira | Follower of Erastil | Monk 3 & Inquisitor 7 | Freedom of Movement 3/3 | Spells 1st 5/6, 2nd 5/5, 3rd 3/3 | HP 106/106 | Normal: AC 22 T 20 FF 20 | CMB +6, CMD 27 | F: +18, R: +12, W: +22 | Init: +9 | Perc: +22, SM: +18, Diplomacy: +26 | Discern Lies 7/7 | BoSpeed 3/10 | Reroll 1/1 | Lucky Horseshoe 1/1 | Bane 15/15 | Perfect Strike 4/4 | Darkvision | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: Divine Favor

”I assume that the sleep walking man can take care of himself as he punched us a couple of times and also was hard to grapple! So we only have to be careful that we do not lose track of him! And due to the fact that we have him round to us this should not be a problem!“

Almaas draws his bow and tries to discern what is going on.

Perception : 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (16) + 11 = 27


He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬

dice:
Sleeping Sword: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 = 14
Almaas: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
Kala: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8
Rhinshin: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19
Angela: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8
Lynn: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Almaas and Rhinshin round a bend in the wood and are almost immediately set upon by cloaked and armed men their faces painted to look like the forested landscape!

Round 1! (Theme ♬)
The Bold May Act!
_________________
__ Lynn
__ Rhinshin
__ Sleeping Sword
__ Kala
__ Angela

__ Camouflaged men
__ Almaas

Map (slide 9) updated.

Silver Crusade

active effects:
M Dhampir (Ancient Born) Monk (Qinggong Hungry Ghost) 6 / cleric (crusader) 1 | AC 17 T 17 FF 15 | HP 58/58 | F +9 R +8 W +12 | CMD 28 | Init +2 | Perc +14 darkvision 60', lowlight vision | ki 7/7 | kick 6/6 | rest 7/7

"An ambush! Of course. Look out, there are bandits in the trees!"

Sleeping Sword advances, drawing a wand in his free hand, and activates the wand before dropping it.

Move, then cast Bless from Wand.

Grand Lodge

Female CG Human Hunter 8 | HP 81/81 | AC 19, T 12, FF 18 | CMB +10, CMD 21 | Fort +10 (see Traits), Ref +8, Will +6 | Init +1 | Perception +15, Sense Motive +11 | Animal Focus avail: 8/8 | Spells 1st: 5/5; 2nd: 5/5; 3rd: 2/2 Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none

Throwing caution (and the plan that she suggested moments ago) to the wind, Kala calls out: "Stinky! Heel!" and makes for the disturbance ahead. It's dark in the forest, and she can hardly see. Not wanting to stride onto the point of a drawn sword, she stops short of a group of figures in the darkness, eyes straining to discern what, and who, is there. (Double move) She then uses her Animal Focus ability to give Stinky the Aspect of the Bull. (+2 STR)

Grand Lodge

Male wolverine 6 | HP -17/48 | AC 24, T 13, FF 21 | CMB +7, CMD 20 | Fort +8, Ref +8, Will +3* (see Defense spoiler) | Init +3 | Perception +5 | Speed 30ft | Climb 10 ft | Burrow 10 ft | Active conditions: Dead

Heel? Did you see something? Let's go find it! Can I bite it? I wanna bite something real bad. And shake it. That's always fun. Stinky tags along with Kala, thinking wolverine-y thoughts. He stops right next to her. Oooh, yeah. There are definitely people here. I can smell them. What a rich scent!

Grand Lodge

Female Kitsune Bard 4 /Gunslinger 1[ HP 32/32 (0 LN) | AC 18, Tch 13, FF 15 | Fort +4 Ref +9 Will +5 | CMD 14 | Init +5 | Perc +6 | Effects: none ]
tracked:
Bardic Performance 11/11, Dancing lights 3/3 1st:4/4 2nd:2/2 Wand:clw 17/50

Lynn dashes forwards and takes aim over the top of Stinky and to the side of Kala's shoulder. Slowly pulling the trigger and praying that Kalkamedes is a quite heavy sleeper.

attack(Touch): 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 17
damage: 1d8 ⇒ 3

Since Lynn would have been along the rope halfway between Kalkamedes and Sleeping sword i'll move from about where i think he would have been. Attacking the blackborder'd thug within 1st range thus touch AC.

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