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25 posts. Alias of Great Green God.


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Kalkamedes wanders through the battlefield and nearly steps on Stinky's tail as he approaches the second circle.

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Oblivious to the turmoil around him, Kalkamedes slowly walks through the battle zone.


The pillar is roughly 30' in circumference, so the rope can only get completely around it once.

Reflex save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16

Kalkamedes stops suddenly and the rope passes by him. Then Kalkamedes continues forward unimpeded.

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As the team (or just Kala) moves in to restrain him from his goal...
improved unarmed strike v Kala: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8 damage: 1d3 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5 miss!


Kalkamedes continues to try to move toward the demon's leering visage and the bottomless well.


Meanwhile, using the slack in the rope, Kalkamedes mounts the strange, polished, black dais, and crumbles to ash like half the universe in last Avengers movie upon contact (sorry, wrong module, ahem) tries to reach for the huge metal doors.


Kala gets too close to Kalkamedes and the sleeper swings his head forward and delivers a vicious headbutt to the bridge of her nose. "Zzzz.... Zzzz.... **SNORT!**"

improved unarmed v Kala (AoO): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (16) + 7 = 23 damage: 1d3 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5 hit


Dragging us forward. ;)

While Angela's aid helps it is not enough to hold the somnambulist back from the end of the hall and the greater part of the groups crashes through their line of forward scouts.

Leading the charge now Kalkamedes issues the group's sonorous battle cry as he pivots to walk down the stairs. "Zzzz.... Zzzz.... **SNORT** Zzzz...."


Kalkamedes of course remains oblivious to it all and keeps walking.

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CMB (drag, bless, inspired): 1d20 + 6 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 6 + 1 + 1 = 11

With that the man probably isn't getting very far, but by the same token Sleeping can't use that one arm very well either.

Kalkamedes swings pendulum-like at the end of his rope. Zzzz.... Zzzz.... Zzzz....

Almaas hear that growling noise again.


Kalkamede's walks straight through the melee.

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While shouts, black powder explosions, and steel clamor about him, Kalkamedes trudges forward, unheedingly, into the melee.

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Lemme know if you want to do anything between that last post and this one like: loot the berries, chat, change positions, or what have you. I'll give folks some time to post.

Over the course of another two hours, the rough, mountainous scrubland gradually flattens and gives way to thicker copses of trees sustained by a series of chilly, narrow streams. Kalkamedes’s trail meanders northward.

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Kalkamedes unknowingly avoids another tackle by Kala, and staggers on through the foliage, snoring noisily.


Kalkamededs falls hard amid some scree, gets back to his feet, and stumbles forward.


Kalkamedes takes double moves every round he can. His base speed is 30'.


If anyone is taking anything of Kalkamedes' (besides the bracers that Sleeping Sword is now wearing) discuss it here.


Sleeping Sword wrote:

Sleeping Sword examines the magic items (prior to Kalkamedes being released).

"Alas, I am only a novice in the art of spellcraft. The Way of the Sleeping Sword is a warrior's path. I will wear these bracers though - it seems most unlikely that our friend would retain a cursed item amongst his gear. And I suggest that we place the cloak about his shoulders. It is his, after all. As for the sword, it appears to be broken, but it still has magic about it. Both mithril and magic may prove to be helpful. We should take it. It is not a type of blade that I favour, however."

So is anyone picking up and taking any of these things (besides the bracers that Sleeping Sword is wearing)?

Not waiting around, Kalkamedes opens the door and strides outside without looking back, or even opening his eyes. He stumbles into a row of shrubs and forces his way through and down a into a thickly forested vale on the other side (lightly forested terrain). He crashes though foliage down a shallow embankment and right into a tree trunk without even slowing. He nearly topples from the impact and staggers for a moment. Then purposefully he reorients, moves around the tree, and shambles off again.


Kalkamedes rises from the bed. Whatever clothes were laid upon him fall to the floor. He walks to the door trailing his rope and snoring. Zzzz.... Zzzz.... Zzzz....


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