He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
I think I should be caught with Almaas now if he didn't move this round
Depends. Have you been moving your token every turn?[/ooc]
Almaas Kargar wrote:
"Can one of you please just use the wand on him so that his wound has healed and then we just walk on ... this grappling is in vain I fear. Let us treat him like a child that needs his parents to let him roam free but also needs them to guide his steps to follow the path to a valuable member of society!" Almaas suggest.
Booms the scout as the unseeing Kalkamedes approaches him and at the last moment stops held back by the anchor that is Sleeping Sword.
Female CG Human Hunter 8 | HP 81/81 | AC 19, T 12, FF 18 | CMB +10, CMD 21 | Fort +10 (see Traits), Ref +8, Will +6 | Init +1 | Perception +15, Sense Motive +11 | Animal Focus avail: 8/8 | Spells 1st: 5/5; 2nd: 5/5; 3rd: 2/2 Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none
Attempting to maintain some semblance of dignity, Kala replies stoutly: "All right. Yeah. I give up. This guy's slipperier than a weasel in a grease pit. The wand's the way to go. Good luck, though! Come on Stinky!"
Male wolverine 6 | HP -17/48 | AC 24, T 13, FF 21 | CMB +7, CMD 20 | Fort +8, Ref +8, Will +3* (see Defense spoiler) | Init +3 | Perception +5 | Speed 30ft | Climb 10 ft | Burrow 10 ft | Active conditions: Dead
At the sound of Kala's voice shouting his name, Stinky perks up from where he was snuffing and rolling about in the shrubbery. Bounding up to her like a puppy, he stares up into her face with adoring eyes. Kala! Guess what I found! You'll never guess! It was glorious! It smelled so vibrant! I just had to roll in it! Can we go back there? Huh? Can we?
Of course, he knows that Kala can't read his mind, but maybe someday she'll learn.
Female CG Human Hunter 8 | HP 81/81 | AC 19, T 12, FF 18 | CMB +10, CMD 21 | Fort +10 (see Traits), Ref +8, Will +6 | Init +1 | Perception +15, Sense Motive +11 | Animal Focus avail: 8/8 | Spells 1st: 5/5; 2nd: 5/5; 3rd: 2/2 Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none
As soon as Stinky gets close enough, Kala's nose wrinkles in disgust. "Stinky! Aw, man! Why? Why in Desna's name did you have to do that?!" She glances around in exasperation as she grabs the rope to help Sleeping Sword contain Kalkamedes. "No more. You hear me? No more!"
Male wolverine 6 | HP -17/48 | AC 24, T 13, FF 21 | CMB +7, CMD 20 | Fort +8, Ref +8, Will +3* (see Defense spoiler) | Init +3 | Perception +5 | Speed 30ft | Climb 10 ft | Burrow 10 ft | Active conditions: Dead
Shucks. Thoroughly bummed out, Stinky sullenly pads along beside Kala, unwittingly punishing everyone nearby with the pungent odor of his find.
M Dhampir (Ancient Born) Monk (Qinggong Hungry Ghost) 6 / cleric (crusader) 1 | AC 17 T 17 FF 15 | HP 58/58 | F +9 R +8 W +12 | CMD 28 | Init +2 | Perc +14 darkvision 60', lowlight vision | ki 7/7 | kick 6/6 | rest 7/7
"Uh, well, if we do need to restrain our friend, it would be easier to do on open ground. Lynn, if you wish to apply the wand by all means do, but I am not certain of our friend's injury. You would do no harm though, I am certain our venture captain would have warned us if our friend suffered the same curse as I."
Once Lynn applies the wand, I am content to drop out of combat rounds and go along as we are, with Almaas and Rhinshin ranging ahead of Kalkamedes and Sleeping Sword holding the 'leash'
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Assuming Lynn does heal Kalkamedes on the fly (and we'll let her roll that)....
An hour later, (an hour and a half after you left the cabin) after trudging through a lot of untracked wilderness, a wilderness of rolling hills, steep inclines and apparently some sort of musk left by a skunk with a gastrointestinal ailment that seems to dog the party's steps like bad karma, there is a break in the trees and Almaas and Rhinshin step out into a field of tall grass. There's more black forest ahead of them but from here at least they can look up into the twinkling firmament of the sky above and pick out the clusters of stars that make some of the constellations of the Cosmic Caravan. It has the effect of making them both seem a bit smaller.
The clearing rolls on into a little vale where the grass gives way to weeds.
Both dwarf and rodent feel sudden raking pain run through their hands and legs and hear the tearing of cloth. They look down and find that their pants are torn and brambles in the weeds--like a host of hidden sea urchins have scored their legs so badly that it looks to them both like someone had taken a nine-tailed scourge to them.
Kalkamede's snore grows closer, and closer....
Amaas is that mage armor on your tag line real or a legacy from his last game?
It's a big patch of razor bramble! Razor bramble counts as difficult terrain and inflicts 2d4+2 hp of damage each round someone moves though it. The damage is reduced by 1 for each point of armor, natural armor or deflection bonus.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Almaas Kargar wrote:
GM, this mage armor is legacy. Almaas has a brand new wand of mage armor but has not used it yet.
Almaas tries to get out of the undergrowth!
Do I have to roll anything? Otherwise please move him in the direction that seems most reasonable.
Almaas's vision cannot see the end of the patch of weeds ahead. It just melts into the darkness. So he steps back out of the chest-high (for a dwarf) sea of terminally thorny weeds scraping another layer of skin off his torso and legs, and endangering his err, modesty.
That's basically a 5 foot-step backwards, so there's more you can do if you like.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
clw wand(almaas's):1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8 drag assist:1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13
Lynn quickly presses Almass's wand to Kalk and utters a small incantation rendering minor wounds knitted for now.
She continues along trying her best to avoid getting swatted by the beefy ex-pathfinder. She then moves around to try and help Sleeping Sword tug the adventurer in a safe path.
"A druid would be handy right about now. You look worse off then the time i fought a man-eating plant in Mag'wani."
Female CG Human Hunter 8 | HP 81/81 | AC 19, T 12, FF 18 | CMB +10, CMD 21 | Fort +10 (see Traits), Ref +8, Will +6 | Init +1 | Perception +15, Sense Motive +11 | Animal Focus avail: 8/8 | Spells 1st: 5/5; 2nd: 5/5; 3rd: 2/2 Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none
"Ooh, razor bramble. That stuff's wicked. Stinky, heel! Don't want you getting ripped to shreds." Kala calls out: "Hey Almaas! Or Rhinshin! You want me to move the light spell to you so you can see where it ends?"
Angela rushes in closer and tries to trip up Kalkamedes with her longspear, hoping it will help with the dragging.
Aid another:1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18+4 to the next attack roll! Helpful ain't it? ;P
She then catches sight of the nearly shredded legs of Almaas and takes a sharp breath in. "Almaas! Get those healed up before you go trekking off." She then looks back over the black field of deadly looking thorns... "So how readily do you think we could circumvent these?"
Female CG Human Hunter 8 | HP 81/81 | AC 19, T 12, FF 18 | CMB +10, CMD 21 | Fort +10 (see Traits), Ref +8, Will +6 | Init +1 | Perception +15, Sense Motive +11 | Animal Focus avail: 8/8 | Spells 1st: 5/5; 2nd: 5/5; 3rd: 2/2 Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none
"No idea yet." Kala replies confidently. "Razor bramble thickets can be any size, and it's too dark to see. Maybe Almaas and Rhinshin should split up so we can see which direction gives us the closest path around it." Shouting so the scouters can hear, she repeats herself: "Hey Almaas and Rhinshin! You wanna split up so we can see which way is the fastest way around?"
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Meanwhile, off-camera, Rhinshin shouts "WHAT ABOUT ME!?" from his place amid the thorns. Almaas shakes his head sadly, and in reasonable tones explains the concepts of "bad luck" and "acceptable losses."
Rhinshinbot chooses to delay, feeling quite content not to move very much as the razor sharp bramble barbs encompass him up to his neck. In fact he doesn't even breath very much when he can help it. He just sort of stands there motionless making little gurgling noises.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Backing up a bit, Lynn heals Kalkamedes with the aid of a magic wand, but 10 minutes later it becomes obvious that the man is not just staggering in his sleep, but limping fiercely--not that this slows him down.
Lemme know if anyone wants to do anything about that. That scene happens about an hour before the appearance of the razor brambles.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
With everyone holding him back Kalkamedes' feet start digging up a muddy furrow where he is standing and then slowly the party drags him to one side.
The total drag result (including Lynn and Angela's aid) allows Sleeping Sword to drag him 15 feet.
M Dhampir (Ancient Born) Monk (Qinggong Hungry Ghost) 6 / cleric (crusader) 1 | AC 17 T 17 FF 15 | HP 58/58 | F +9 R +8 W +12 | CMD 28 | Init +2 | Perc +14 darkvision 60', lowlight vision | ki 7/7 | kick 6/6 | rest 7/7
"Uh, good! Steer our friend this way, the razor bramble does not extend too far."
Sleeping Sword's eyes are well used to darkness, and now distinguish that the hazardous plant-life is limited in dimension.
ready action, Drag Kalkamedes with Aid:
drag vs K:1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9
As before, waiting for Aid Another checks and trying to pull K south of the briars.
Previously, with the hobbling K, Sleeping Sword's intention was to examine K's wound(s). I think at some point we have to just dogpile him, get him pinned, then properly check his wounds and if necessary tie him more securely. Since he doesn't seem to be suffering further injury though, maybe we resolve that after getting past the razor brambles?
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
About an hour ago
Sleeping Sword wrote:
Previously, with the hobbling K, Sleeping Sword's intention was to examine K's wound(s). I think at some point we have to just dogpile him, get him pinned, then properly check his wounds and if necessary tie him more securely. Since he doesn't seem to be suffering further injury though, maybe we resolve that after getting past the razor brambles?
At a point about 10 minutes after Lynn healed him he is obviously hobbling again. If folks want to dog pile on the somnambulist they can do so assuming it is more than just Sleeping Sword who wants to do so.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Right damn now
Sleeping Sword wrote:
As before, waiting for Aid Another checks and trying to pull K south of the briars.
Lynn watches as the group's grip on the rope begins to wane and Kalkamedes begins to roar off towards the razor briars. Grabbing the rope and with a shocking display of strength yanks him back.
I'm game with a dogpile, retie, examination after we get past the razor briars. I'll also use lynn's own wand to tend to Almaas and Rhinshin after noting their wounds and taking notes of course.
Angela follows behind Lynn as she goes into hulk mode, silently laughing at the image of it all. She also does stay behind and gently prod his feet with the butt of her spear when he tries to dig in and stop moving.
Aid another (drag):1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5She hath failed you!
Her prodding comes from the wrong direction and probably has no net benefit.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Almaas makes a grab for the man and comes up with an unpleasant badger (that he hopes belongs to Kala), while Kala and Angela push and pull in opposite directions and Rhinshin's shout of pain drowns out Sleeping Sword's advise. In the end, Lynn (in a blind frustrated rage) manages to drag Kalkamedes five whole feet in the right direction.
Kalkamedes walks straight for the brambles but is unable to get any closer than the rope allows.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Lynn Kuro wrote:
I'm game with a dogpile, retie, examination after we get past the razor briars. I'll also use lynn's own wand to tend to Almaas and Rhinshin after noting their wounds and taking notes of course.
That should probably happen before this current encounter with the thorns, unless you want to allow him to walk wounded for an hour first (as it doesn't seem to slow him down).
Female CG Human Hunter 8 | HP 81/81 | AC 19, T 12, FF 18 | CMB +10, CMD 21 | Fort +10 (see Traits), Ref +8, Will +6 | Init +1 | Perception +15, Sense Motive +11 | Animal Focus avail: 8/8 | Spells 1st: 5/5; 2nd: 5/5; 3rd: 2/2 Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none
Kala would've gladly dog piled him. Since he was glowing from her light spell it would've been easy to see what was ailing him. Also, she has been refreshing the light spell each time it times out.
In present time...
Kala is practically dragged along with Kalkamedes by Lynn's feat of amazing strength. Readjusting her grip, she tries yet again to be useful.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Back in the good old days.
Lynn Kuro wrote:
so shall we do some time warpery? And have some back in time rolls?
I'll take that as a second "Yes, I would like all of our characters to tackle him and then give him a good once over for stones in his boots and what have you."
If they do, working together, the party can (apparently with a lot of time) just pile on him. After Kalkamedes is immobilized, his boot removed, and he is thoroughly checked out, Sleeping Sword finds that one of his ankles is badly sprained. Lynn had healed him up to within 1 point of what was necessary to take care of the sprain and then over the course of 10 minutes of walking on it he re-aggravated it again. Were he allowed to continue walking on it he would not have made it to the briar patch without falling unconscious (well, more unconscious). So he has a very bad sprain (again).
Sprains can be treated in non-magical ways (i.e. with a splint--which would require an heal check while he is pinned), or can be healed via cure spells, or some combination of both could be used.
Also while he is pinned you could take the rope off his leg and tie it elsewhere if you like, though with it on his leg he is easier to trip.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Kala, daughter of Krokum wrote:
In present time...
Kala is practically dragged along with Kalkamedes by Lynn's feat of amazing strength. Readjusting her grip, she tries yet again to be useful.
Female CG Human Hunter 8 | HP 81/81 | AC 19, T 12, FF 18 | CMB +10, CMD 21 | Fort +10 (see Traits), Ref +8, Will +6 | Init +1 | Perception +15, Sense Motive +11 | Animal Focus avail: 8/8 | Spells 1st: 5/5; 2nd: 5/5; 3rd: 2/2 Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none
Long, long ago, when the Pathfinders dog piled upon Kalkamedes...
Upon discovering Kalkamedes's sprained ankle, Kala fashions a splint for him and wraps it tightly with a strip of cloth torn from his pajamas. She then shoves his boot back onto his foot over the splint. (She tried to be gentle, but he wouldn't hold still.)
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Kala, daughter of Krokum wrote:
Long, long ago, when the Pathfinders dog piled upon Kalkamedes...
Upon discovering Kalkamedes's sprained ankle, Kala fashions a splint for him and wraps it tightly with a strip of cloth torn from his pajamas. She then shoves his boot back onto his foot over the splint. (She tried to be gentle, but he wouldn't hold still.)
That will prevent him from further injuring (i.e. taking more damage from) an already bad sprain.
Male CN Ratfolk Unchained Rogue 3 | HP 21/21 | AC 18 T 14 FF 15 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +2, R: +6, W: +2 | Init: +5 | Perc: +7 (+1 to notice Traps; Trap Spotter), SM: +3 | Speed 20ft| Active conditions: None
"Hey keep yankin him this way, I think I see a clearing." He then looks around, noticing the dwarf is not with him. "Almass where are you. I thought you were scouting?"
Rhinshin moves a little further into the darkness and looks ahead.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
I updated the map for Rhinshin. But I don't think he has noticed how much blood he's lost to the thorns yet.
Female CG Human Hunter 8 | HP 81/81 | AC 19, T 12, FF 18 | CMB +10, CMD 21 | Fort +10 (see Traits), Ref +8, Will +6 | Init +1 | Perception +15, Sense Motive +11 | Animal Focus avail: 8/8 | Spells 1st: 5/5; 2nd: 5/5; 3rd: 2/2 Speed 30ft | Active conditions: none
Kalkamedes' limp keeps bugging Kala. As she tugs on the rope to help Sleeping Sword, she calls out: "Hey Lynn! Can you use that wand on Kalkamedes? He's still limping pretty bad."
Lynn uses Almaas's wand to heal him as well as Kalkamedes. She then used her own wand to heal Rhinshin once they had pulled Kalkamedes free of intercepting the brambles.
"On it, just gotta get him free of these damn brambles. Rhinshin don't pull yourself through anymore of them please your clothes are already looking pretty torn up."
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Lynn Kuro wrote:
Lynn uses Almaas's wand to heal him as well as Kalkamedes. She then used her own wand to heal Rhinshin once they had pulled Kalkamedes free of intercepting the brambles.
Noted but all of that takes time.
"Urg!" Angelabot says straining as the tension on the rope leaves her momentarily dangling above the ground.
Aid another +4 (drag via rope):1d20 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 1 = 13
Kalkamedes - counterdrag:1d20 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7
{YANK!}Between Angela, Kala and Sleeping Sword the group manages to drag Kalkamedes 10 feet.
NEW Round 4! (Theme ♬)
The Bold May Act!
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__ Rhinshin -11 hp
__ Lynn (heals Almaas again this round and then moving on to Kalkamedes next round)
__ Angela
__ Sleeping Sword
__ Almaas -7 hp
__ Kala/Stinky
__ Kalkamedes
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Actually I did, but with that last tug and aid he moves straight north avoiding the the rest of the razor briar patch.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
An hour later, as the party is passing though some hilly country made marshy by recent rains Kalkamedes makes a sudden hard left and head west into what looks like sodden ground the center of which is completely submerged to an unknown depth.
