Yohoho and a bottle of Rep! (subSPUF Skull and Shackles)

Game Master Rynjin

Arrrrrrr, walk the plank, scallywag and all that. This be pirates and so do ye be.

Impositions:

Disgraceful Impositions:

Yes, Sir!: For the next hour, the PCs’ crew completes any mundane tasks they’re assigned in half the expected time. This typically relates to Craft and Profession (sailor) checks made to prepare, maintain, or repair the ship, and cannot be applied to combat or more complex deeds like crafting magic items. Costs 2 Disrepute.

Captain’s Orders!: As a standard action, a PC on board her ship can cast fog cloud, heroism, make whole, quench, or whispering wind with a caster level equal to her character level. Costs 5 Disrepute.

Walk the Plank!: The PCs may sacrifice one crew member or prisoner to grant themselves and their crew one of two bonuses: either a +2 bonus on all skill checks or a +2 bonus on attack rolls. These bonuses only apply while on board the PCs’ ship and last until either the next day or when the captain leaves the ship. If a sacrificed character is returned to life, the PCs and their crew members take a –2 penalty on both skill checks and attack rolls for 1 day. Costs 5 Disrepute.

Get Up, You Dogs!: Every PC and allied character on the deck of the PCs’ ship is affected as per the spell cure light wounds, as if cast by a cleric of the PCs’ average party level. This imposition can only be used once per week. Costs 10 Disrepute.

Despicable Impositions:

5: Lashings!: Your ship's speed doubles for 1 day.

5: Shiver Me Timbers!: While on board their ship, the PCs and their entire crew can reroll initiative or roll initiative in what would otherwise be a surprise round. The benefit of this imposition can be used immediately, but only once per week.

10: Besmara’s Blessings!: As a standard action, a PC on board her ship can cast animate rope, control water, remove curse, remove disease, or water breathing with a caster level equal to her character level.

10: Dead Men Tell No Tales!: While on board their ship, the PCs can use this imposition to automatically confirm a threatened critical hit.


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Female Tiefling (Devilspawn), Half-orc nowadays. Gunslinger (Musket Master) 5/Inquisitor 6|| HP: 71/71, AC: 28 (30, SoF) (FF: 20 T: 16) || Init: +12, Fort: +12 Ref: +15 Will: +12 || Per: +18

It may behoove us to plant the trees now to put minds at ease. If there are more immediately pressing matters, I advise that we could send someone to do so. Although she's regained her composure on the outside, Gremory still thinks to herself:

They have tails! Oh its starting to be adorable.


Male Half-Elf Summoner 11 (Eidolon) | HP 88/88 | AC 18 (+2 SA, +4 barkskin, +4 shield), FF 16(+2, +4, +4), T 13, CMD 18, FCMD 16 | Fort +10, Ref +8, Will +9 (+2 enchant, immune sleep) (SA and Heroism: +4 all saves) | Init +5 | Percep +6
Eidolon stats:
HP 90/90 | AC 22 (-2 charge, -2 lunge, +4 mage armor, +4 bark, +4 shield), FF 19(+4, +4, +4), T 12, CMD 30, FCMD 27 | Fort +14, Ref +13, Will +9(+4 vs enchant) (Hero +2 all) | Init +3 | Percep +14, Darkvision

"Alright then. Who knows how to plant a palm tree?"


Male hobgoblin Magus 11 |7/92 HP | AC 25, touch 17, flatfoot 17 (29,21,23 with magic shield, 5 DR with damage shield) | fort +12, reflex+11,will +9| init +6 | bab +8| 11/11 arcane pool |

"Well, obviously we're going to need seeds first, so do you know where we can get palm seeds?"


Female Oread Orc Goliath Druid 10 / Fighter 1 | HP 25/77 | AC 23 - FF 22 - T 11 | Fort+11 Reflex+4 Will+11 | Init +2 | CMD 25 | Perception +20|

Daliya looked over at the Treants. "Is this the right time and seasons to plant yet? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with this island yet. If it is, would you tell us where to find more seeds or saplings?"


"Here." the treants say, and start flailing around a bit.

Some smaller, greener coconuts come flying at you at great speed, kicking up clouds of sand in front of you! When the cloud settles, there are 10 coconut seeds (immature coconuts) buried a bit in the sand.

"Plant them, and they will do the rest. Do not over water."


Male Half-Elf Summoner 11 (Eidolon) | HP 88/88 | AC 18 (+2 SA, +4 barkskin, +4 shield), FF 16(+2, +4, +4), T 13, CMD 18, FCMD 16 | Fort +10, Ref +8, Will +9 (+2 enchant, immune sleep) (SA and Heroism: +4 all saves) | Init +5 | Percep +6
Eidolon stats:
HP 90/90 | AC 22 (-2 charge, -2 lunge, +4 mage armor, +4 bark, +4 shield), FF 19(+4, +4, +4), T 12, CMD 30, FCMD 27 | Fort +14, Ref +13, Will +9(+4 vs enchant) (Hero +2 all) | Init +3 | Percep +14, Darkvision

We do so.


Do you, or do you keep exploring and let your crew do the hours of grunt work?


M Elf (Undead Army) Wizard (Conj [Tele]) 11 | HP 58/58 + 18 FL | 0 MIs | AC 14 (17+4) FF 11 (14+4) T 13 CMD 18 FFCMD 15 | F +9 R +11 W +13 | Init +12
Senses:
Spellcraft +23 Perc +21 SensMot +19 | DV 60 ft, Light Sens.

the latter. We'll make sure someone reasonable is with them so hostilities don't erupt.

On to N.


N is a small pool, where a young, nubile woman swims in the nude.

At your approach, she turns to greet you.

"Oh! Visitors! It's been a while. Where are you from? Do you have any stories for me?" she asks excitedly.


M Elf (Undead Army) Wizard (Conj [Tele]) 11 | HP 58/58 + 18 FL | 0 MIs | AC 14 (17+4) FF 11 (14+4) T 13 CMD 18 FFCMD 15 | F +9 R +11 W +13 | Init +12
Senses:
Spellcraft +23 Perc +21 SensMot +19 | DV 60 ft, Light Sens.

Let's get this out of the way first...

Kn Nature probably?: 10 + 14 = 24


This is a fey called a nereid. They're water dwelling Fey, and extremely curious and capricious creatures (as fey are wont to be).

They're also surprisingly powerful, though rarely engage in combat. It may be wise to keep a respectable distance, however, as every nereid gives off an innate aura of attractiveness, beguiling those attracted to their gender and making them more susceptible to charms. They can't turn this off, leading to any relationships with nereids likely short-lived as either the fey becomes bored, or the mortal paranoid they're merely being beguiled by their magic.


M Elf (Undead Army) Wizard (Conj [Tele]) 11 | HP 58/58 + 18 FL | 0 MIs | AC 14 (17+4) FF 11 (14+4) T 13 CMD 18 FFCMD 15 | F +9 R +11 W +13 | Init +12
Senses:
Spellcraft +23 Perc +21 SensMot +19 | DV 60 ft, Light Sens.

Ixrul quietly relays this information to his compatriots.

I would argue Ixrul is not affected, assuming it specifies sexual (not romantic) attraction - I personally always figured him to be asexual at the core - but if there's not enough precedent for that, NBD.

"We are sailors - pirates, if I may be blunt - hailing from many far-off lands. So, naturally, we have an abundance of stories."


It does.

"Tell me one! Tell me one!"


M Elf (Undead Army) Wizard (Conj [Tele]) 11 | HP 58/58 + 18 FL | 0 MIs | AC 14 (17+4) FF 11 (14+4) T 13 CMD 18 FFCMD 15 | F +9 R +11 W +13 | Init +12
Senses:
Spellcraft +23 Perc +21 SensMot +19 | DV 60 ft, Light Sens.

Ixrul will tell her a definitely 100% true non-tall-tale about the glorious race for a seat on the Pirate Council. He will not elaborate or add details at all, because that would be deceitful, and he would never do something like that.

Bluff: 1d20 + 28 ⇒ (20) + 28 = 48

After all, he's a quintessentially honest person who never lies ever.

is this this island's waifu?


Male Half-Elf Summoner 11 (Eidolon) | HP 88/88 | AC 18 (+2 SA, +4 barkskin, +4 shield), FF 16(+2, +4, +4), T 13, CMD 18, FCMD 16 | Fort +10, Ref +8, Will +9 (+2 enchant, immune sleep) (SA and Heroism: +4 all saves) | Init +5 | Percep +6
Eidolon stats:
HP 90/90 | AC 22 (-2 charge, -2 lunge, +4 mage armor, +4 bark, +4 shield), FF 19(+4, +4, +4), T 12, CMD 30, FCMD 27 | Fort +14, Ref +13, Will +9(+4 vs enchant) (Hero +2 all) | Init +3 | Percep +14, Darkvision

Krom keeps his distance.

"How about the story of how I lost my leg? It's got action, drama, and a touching message about friendship!"

"Or maybe you'd like to hear about the escapades of our former Orc captain? They have more action and violence, but less character development."


Female Oread Orc Goliath Druid 10 / Fighter 1 | HP 25/77 | AC 23 - FF 22 - T 11 | Fort+11 Reflex+4 Will+11 | Init +2 | CMD 25 | Perception +20|

Daliya watched the naked woman, and tried not to stare too much. But the others were better speakers than she was, so she kept quiet.


"Wow! So if you live such interesting lives, why did you come here? It's pleasant, but a little boring..."


Male Half-Elf Summoner 11 (Eidolon) | HP 88/88 | AC 18 (+2 SA, +4 barkskin, +4 shield), FF 16(+2, +4, +4), T 13, CMD 18, FCMD 16 | Fort +10, Ref +8, Will +9 (+2 enchant, immune sleep) (SA and Heroism: +4 all saves) | Init +5 | Percep +6
Eidolon stats:
HP 90/90 | AC 22 (-2 charge, -2 lunge, +4 mage armor, +4 bark, +4 shield), FF 19(+4, +4, +4), T 12, CMD 30, FCMD 27 | Fort +14, Ref +13, Will +9(+4 vs enchant) (Hero +2 all) | Init +3 | Percep +14, Darkvision

"We're turning this island into our base of operations, as a way of impressing the Council. And also taking its treasures, obviously."


"What kind of treasures?" she asks.

"I'm not sure if I have any for you to take..."


Male Half-Elf Summoner 11 (Eidolon) | HP 88/88 | AC 18 (+2 SA, +4 barkskin, +4 shield), FF 16(+2, +4, +4), T 13, CMD 18, FCMD 16 | Fort +10, Ref +8, Will +9 (+2 enchant, immune sleep) (SA and Heroism: +4 all saves) | Init +5 | Percep +6
Eidolon stats:
HP 90/90 | AC 22 (-2 charge, -2 lunge, +4 mage armor, +4 bark, +4 shield), FF 19(+4, +4, +4), T 12, CMD 30, FCMD 27 | Fort +14, Ref +13, Will +9(+4 vs enchant) (Hero +2 all) | Init +3 | Percep +14, Darkvision

"Oh, the usual stuff. Gold, jewelry, trade goods, magical items, that sort of thing."

"How good are you in a fight? We might call on you to help defend the island if someone attacks it."


"I don't really like violence...but you guys seem nice. I can help from time to time. Just bring me more stories!"


Female Tiefling (Devilspawn), Half-orc nowadays. Gunslinger (Musket Master) 5/Inquisitor 6|| HP: 71/71, AC: 28 (30, SoF) (FF: 20 T: 16) || Init: +12, Fort: +12 Ref: +15 Will: +12 || Per: +18

Once the Treants were out of earshot: Did you see those? The tails had heads!

It was at this point Gremory remembered what pleasant company was like.
I do have my share of tales, both tall and otherwise from travelling. If you like, I'd be happy to share them. Pleasure to meet you. I am Gremory. What is your name? She goes up to the Nereid, offering her hand.


Male Half-Elf Summoner 11 (Eidolon) | HP 88/88 | AC 18 (+2 SA, +4 barkskin, +4 shield), FF 16(+2, +4, +4), T 13, CMD 18, FCMD 16 | Fort +10, Ref +8, Will +9 (+2 enchant, immune sleep) (SA and Heroism: +4 all saves) | Init +5 | Percep +6
Eidolon stats:
HP 90/90 | AC 22 (-2 charge, -2 lunge, +4 mage armor, +4 bark, +4 shield), FF 19(+4, +4, +4), T 12, CMD 30, FCMD 27 | Fort +14, Ref +13, Will +9(+4 vs enchant) (Hero +2 all) | Init +3 | Percep +14, Darkvision

"Aye, you seem like you can appreciate a good tale. More than most of our crew, anyway."

Krom's mouth twitches a little as Gremory approaches the Nereid.

Never thought I'd be envious of a straight woman. It's a good thing I'm sitting down right now.


Male hobgoblin Magus 11 |7/92 HP | AC 25, touch 17, flatfoot 17 (29,21,23 with magic shield, 5 DR with damage shield) | fort +12, reflex+11,will +9| init +6 | bab +8| 11/11 arcane pool |

"It's always good to see a friendly face while traveling, you can call me Ace, if you want to"

No, I had no idea ace stood for asexual until all that tumblr nonsense took over, Ace here is just a wee bit oblivious to others liking him.


M Elf (Undead Army) Wizard (Conj [Tele]) 11 | HP 58/58 + 18 FL | 0 MIs | AC 14 (17+4) FF 11 (14+4) T 13 CMD 18 FFCMD 15 | F +9 R +11 W +13 | Init +12
Senses:
Spellcraft +23 Perc +21 SensMot +19 | DV 60 ft, Light Sens.

Ixrul's eyes flicker over his crew from behind his stone mask, well aware of just how dangerous this nereid could be.

And, as Captain Jrahk had proved, repeatedly, dangerous things could be... exceedingly useful.

"I suppose," Ixrul says, smooth as buttered silk, "We should keep moving, though we will surely return to visit and supply you with stories that will leave you, ah... breathless."


"Okay! Have fun! Say hi to the dinosaurs for me!"


Male Half-Elf Summoner 11 (Eidolon) | HP 88/88 | AC 18 (+2 SA, +4 barkskin, +4 shield), FF 16(+2, +4, +4), T 13, CMD 18, FCMD 16 | Fort +10, Ref +8, Will +9 (+2 enchant, immune sleep) (SA and Heroism: +4 all saves) | Init +5 | Percep +6
Eidolon stats:
HP 90/90 | AC 22 (-2 charge, -2 lunge, +4 mage armor, +4 bark, +4 shield), FF 19(+4, +4, +4), T 12, CMD 30, FCMD 27 | Fort +14, Ref +13, Will +9(+4 vs enchant) (Hero +2 all) | Init +3 | Percep +14, Darkvision

O!


O is a field of kelp!

Nothing Important. Don't Look Here.:

5d20 ⇒ (8, 13, 8, 4, 17) = 50

Ace and Ixrul Only:

You see a wizard's tower in the middle of the lake here. Perhaps there is untold knowledge waiting within!


Female Tiefling (Devilspawn), Half-orc nowadays. Gunslinger (Musket Master) 5/Inquisitor 6|| HP: 71/71, AC: 28 (30, SoF) (FF: 20 T: 16) || Init: +12, Fort: +12 Ref: +15 Will: +12 || Per: +18

Soo, no name? Or was Gremory intentionally ignored by the Nereid?
Edit: Alrighty then.


Lost in the shuffle.

Back at the nereid: "I'm Sefina, pleased to meet you!"


Male hobgoblin Magus 11 |7/92 HP | AC 25, touch 17, flatfoot 17 (29,21,23 with magic shield, 5 DR with damage shield) | fort +12, reflex+11,will +9| init +6 | bab +8| 11/11 arcane pool |

Ace tells the group about the tower, then casts fly on himself.

"Watch out, there might be something hiding in the lake for all we know"


Male Half-Elf Summoner 11 (Eidolon) | HP 88/88 | AC 18 (+2 SA, +4 barkskin, +4 shield), FF 16(+2, +4, +4), T 13, CMD 18, FCMD 16 | Fort +10, Ref +8, Will +9 (+2 enchant, immune sleep) (SA and Heroism: +4 all saves) | Init +5 | Percep +6
Eidolon stats:
HP 90/90 | AC 22 (-2 charge, -2 lunge, +4 mage armor, +4 bark, +4 shield), FF 19(+4, +4, +4), T 12, CMD 30, FCMD 27 | Fort +14, Ref +13, Will +9(+4 vs enchant) (Hero +2 all) | Init +3 | Percep +14, Darkvision

"Captain, can you provide us with Water Breathing? I can make Gurram move pretty fast underwater."


M Elf (Undead Army) Wizard (Conj [Tele]) 11 | HP 58/58 + 18 FL | 0 MIs | AC 14 (17+4) FF 11 (14+4) T 13 CMD 18 FFCMD 15 | F +9 R +11 W +13 | Init +12
Senses:
Spellcraft +23 Perc +21 SensMot +19 | DV 60 ft, Light Sens.

Ixrul examines the tower with Detect Magic.


You are not within range.


M Elf (Undead Army) Wizard (Conj [Tele]) 11 | HP 58/58 + 18 FL | 0 MIs | AC 14 (17+4) FF 11 (14+4) T 13 CMD 18 FFCMD 15 | F +9 R +11 W +13 | Init +12
Senses:
Spellcraft +23 Perc +21 SensMot +19 | DV 60 ft, Light Sens.

Ah, about how far out is it?


250 feet or so.


Male Half-Elf Summoner 11 (Eidolon) | HP 88/88 | AC 18 (+2 SA, +4 barkskin, +4 shield), FF 16(+2, +4, +4), T 13, CMD 18, FCMD 16 | Fort +10, Ref +8, Will +9 (+2 enchant, immune sleep) (SA and Heroism: +4 all saves) | Init +5 | Percep +6
Eidolon stats:
HP 90/90 | AC 22 (-2 charge, -2 lunge, +4 mage armor, +4 bark, +4 shield), FF 19(+4, +4, +4), T 12, CMD 30, FCMD 27 | Fort +14, Ref +13, Will +9(+4 vs enchant) (Hero +2 all) | Init +3 | Percep +14, Darkvision

Oh, I thought you meant it was IN the lake. Like, submerged. No water breathing necessary.

"Actually, I guess we could just fly over there. Hopefully it hasn't flooded from years of neglect."

He pats Gurram's back. "Anyone need a lift?"


Female Tiefling (Devilspawn), Half-orc nowadays. Gunslinger (Musket Master) 5/Inquisitor 6|| HP: 71/71, AC: 28 (30, SoF) (FF: 20 T: 16) || Init: +12, Fort: +12 Ref: +15 Will: +12 || Per: +18

Certainly. Gremory will hop aboard if Gurram allows it.


Female Oread Orc Goliath Druid 10 / Fighter 1 | HP 25/77 | AC 23 - FF 22 - T 11 | Fort+11 Reflex+4 Will+11 | Init +2 | CMD 25 | Perception +20|

Daliya shifted into something that could fly.


M Elf (Undead Army) Wizard (Conj [Tele]) 11 | HP 58/58 + 18 FL | 0 MIs | AC 14 (17+4) FF 11 (14+4) T 13 CMD 18 FFCMD 15 | F +9 R +11 W +13 | Init +12
Senses:
Spellcraft +23 Perc +21 SensMot +19 | DV 60 ft, Light Sens.

Once within range, Ixrul will detect magic on the tower.


How close do you get and how high are you flying?


Male hobgoblin Magus 11 |7/92 HP | AC 25, touch 17, flatfoot 17 (29,21,23 with magic shield, 5 DR with damage shield) | fort +12, reflex+11,will +9| init +6 | bab +8| 11/11 arcane pool |

"I have a strange feeling about this...."


M Elf (Undead Army) Wizard (Conj [Tele]) 11 | HP 58/58 + 18 FL | 0 MIs | AC 14 (17+4) FF 11 (14+4) T 13 CMD 18 FFCMD 15 | F +9 R +11 W +13 | Init +12
Senses:
Spellcraft +23 Perc +21 SensMot +19 | DV 60 ft, Light Sens.

Bout 80 feet above the water, 60 feet out.


It is magical.


M Elf (Undead Army) Wizard (Conj [Tele]) 11 | HP 58/58 + 18 FL | 0 MIs | AC 14 (17+4) FF 11 (14+4) T 13 CMD 18 FFCMD 15 | F +9 R +11 W +13 | Init +12
Senses:
Spellcraft +23 Perc +21 SensMot +19 | DV 60 ft, Light Sens.

Ixrul will concentrate for three rounds to determine what he can.


Male Half-Elf Summoner 11 (Eidolon) | HP 88/88 | AC 18 (+2 SA, +4 barkskin, +4 shield), FF 16(+2, +4, +4), T 13, CMD 18, FCMD 16 | Fort +10, Ref +8, Will +9 (+2 enchant, immune sleep) (SA and Heroism: +4 all saves) | Init +5 | Percep +6
Eidolon stats:
HP 90/90 | AC 22 (-2 charge, -2 lunge, +4 mage armor, +4 bark, +4 shield), FF 19(+4, +4, +4), T 12, CMD 30, FCMD 27 | Fort +14, Ref +13, Will +9(+4 vs enchant) (Hero +2 all) | Init +3 | Percep +14, Darkvision

Gurram doesn't seem at all bothered by an additional passenger, and positions herself 10 feet in front of Ixrul.


Lots of Illusion magic around here.


M Elf (Undead Army) Wizard (Conj [Tele]) 11 | HP 58/58 + 18 FL | 0 MIs | AC 14 (17+4) FF 11 (14+4) T 13 CMD 18 FFCMD 15 | F +9 R +11 W +13 | Init +12
Senses:
Spellcraft +23 Perc +21 SensMot +19 | DV 60 ft, Light Sens.

Ixrul tosses a coin onto the tower.


It hits, and bounces off the side.

Everyone but Ace and Ixrul:

You still see nothing, by the by. Also Ixrul just tossed a coin into the water.


Male Half-Elf Summoner 11 (Eidolon) | HP 88/88 | AC 18 (+2 SA, +4 barkskin, +4 shield), FF 16(+2, +4, +4), T 13, CMD 18, FCMD 16 | Fort +10, Ref +8, Will +9 (+2 enchant, immune sleep) (SA and Heroism: +4 all saves) | Init +5 | Percep +6
Eidolon stats:
HP 90/90 | AC 22 (-2 charge, -2 lunge, +4 mage armor, +4 bark, +4 shield), FF 19(+4, +4, +4), T 12, CMD 30, FCMD 27 | Fort +14, Ref +13, Will +9(+4 vs enchant) (Hero +2 all) | Init +3 | Percep +14, Darkvision

"I don't think you can bribe the tower to make itself visible, Cap'n."

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