YES! YES! YES! GREAT MOGMURCH DESTROY YOU! Mogmurch screams as the fire erupts from his mouth.
"You sick, even for goblins!" Poog yells at Vorka.
He continues to stab Chuffy with the wand.
"Not Be Dead, Not Be Dead!!!" he chants.
Chuffy stabs his hated foe.
As only smoke comes from Mogmurch's mouth he looks around embarassed for a second before remembering the has more fire!
Pulling out his last Alchemist Fire he aims it carefully at Vorka launches it at the cannibal.
Again Reta shoots at the hag, although precedent failures have taken their toll on the she-goblin... "DIE?"
Grinding her sharpened teeth as the vial of fire breaks upon her, Vorka crawls her way along the walls and ceiling to stop in the far corner where she begins to sing a strange chant. It sounds like a dead bug has been reanimated and is crawling around in your ear.
[spellcraft DC 17]She is starting to cast Summon Monster 2[/spoiler]
Lord Longtung hops his way over near Reta, but continues to bite at his dreaded foe, Chuffy.
VORKA IS MINE!!!!! Mogmurch scrams as he pushed past Poog to the other corner and launches his last bomb at the wall crawling menace.
BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Yay! Burn her! Burn her with FIRE!!!" Poog yells as he stabs Chuffy again with the wand.
Poog moves up as Vorka continues to burn and launches another bomb. The bomb sails through the air, landing right in Vorka's mouth as she continues her chant on a strange high note. The cannibal bites down on the vial breaking it and causing it to explode in her mouth, throwing her head and body back. She crashes to the ground and doesn't move.
MOGMURCH THE GREATEST!
With the last vicious frog bite Chuffy falls to the floor unconsious but Poog's magic quickly bring him back to reality but he decides to play dead hoping the frog will move on.
Once again Reta shoots an arrow at the witch her weak goblin-nerves on the verge of collapsing...
Spotting it's target down, Lord Longtung hops toward Reta and attempts to bite her for shooting at his master.
MOGMURCH NOW KILL FROG!
Drawing his club he swigs an extract, eyeing the frog hungrily.
"Do what goblins do best! ATTAaaaaCCCKKK!!!" Poog yells.
He hits Reta with the stick in the back of the head.
Chuffy stays hugging the wall trying to ketch his breath.
As the hag falls Reta feels relieved and aims at the toad with renewed vigor chackling with glee:"MUHAHAHAHAHA!!! THE WITCH IS DEAD! NOW JUST TOAD NEEDS TO DIE! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
As Reta gets ready to shoot Longtung, the frog darts in and bites down hard on her leg. With a yelp Reta releases the arrow and it sinks into the frog.
The frog croaks and begins to hop toward the door, moving past Chuffy and slipping right by Poog.
MOGMURCH Squeals as Frog tries to get away, NO YOU DON"T! MOGMURCH WANT DRAGON FROG TROPHY!
Rushing out of the cabin he hurls frantically searches from something to throw at the beast, finally finding a vial of Acid.
Chuffy tries but the frog is too slippery for him.
"Get it!" Poog yells as it slips past.
Reta just chackles to herself and advances towards Vorka's body:"Follow the toad you dimwits eheheheh!"
Chuffy not that hungry. Chuffy mumbles while watching the toad run away. He joins Reta searching the body.
Lord Longtung continues to hop away from the pursuing goblins, doing nothing other than trying to flee.
Reta rummages through Vorka's body, finding 2 more vials, some darts and a scimitar. Vorka's leather armor appears to be something sewn together from several small patches of leather. With a closer look, the leather looks like it could be dried out goblin, some sections still have some hair hanging from it.
Looking around the room, you see many strange items that once would have been nice and shiny, but now are mostly broken and dirty. With enough time though, you think you could probably find something of value to take back to Big Chief.
And in the corner of the room, near where Vorka fell, a massive red chest sits waiting to be opened.
YEAH YOU BETTER RUN! MOGMURCH calls as the frog hops away. Going back into the shack he wrestles with the other goblins trying to get the best gift to give Big Chief.
Poog dances on top of the red chest in celebration.
"Goblins the best! Goblins beat the rest!" he yells.
After several minutes of antics, he decides to open the box and see what they find.
Taking some time to scour the room for treasures for Big Chief. Many of the treasures in the cabin, both the broken and functional ones, are strangely decorative, depicting colorful serpentine dragons, towering cliffs, delicate humanoid figures, and strange ..... tool sheds? All of those items also look to be made of some strange wood.
You do manage to find some items that would definitely be valuable; a bejeweled silver and jade lantern built to look like a coiled dragon, a dozen star looking disks that look really sharp , an ivory and gold fan depicting a small lizard in falling leaves, a long hairpin with a red pearl at one end, a wand with a small carving of a turkey leg on it, and heart shaped vial filled with a dull red liquid. The back side of the fan also has a very crude map of the Brinestump, much like the one Scribbleface made.
The massive red chest is finely crafted and looks to be pretty heavy. Throwing it open you find the goal of your quest, inside there are man fireworks. Though it does look like the chest could have contained more at one time, but there is enough here to entertain Big Chief for a day or two. The fireworks in the chest consist of 14 Desnan candles, 20 paper candles, and seven skyrockets.
MINE! Mogmurch screams as soon ans anyone finds any treasure. He picks one item that he feels is the best and fights tooth and nail to keep it.
While admiring the fireworks the alchemist impulsively grabs one of the skyrockets and sets it off in the cabin. Squealing in glee as it bounces off the walls until it hits him square in the chest and explodes.
AHHHHHHHHHH! MOGMURCH CAN'T SEE! the goblin screams as he runs around in a panic before smacking headfirst into a pillar. YEAH!!!!!!! MOGMURCH CAN SEE AGAIN!
"Leader Poog best leader e-var!!! He help all goblins not be dead!" Poog says as he continues his dance on top of the chest and dodge's Mogmurch's fireworks.
Once they have gathered all the valuables out of the ship, Poog goes about setting the wooden ship, and everything in it, on fire until it is a massive conflagration.
Mogmurch will set off a couple more fire works as he dances around the huge fire.
Mog clutches the paper fan to his chest before lighting off his firework.
Gathering up the remaining items that look to be of value, the goblins struggle to get the treasure chest off the ship before going back and lighting the ship itself on fire. As you watch and set off a few more fireworks, you can hear the howls of another dog that is suddenly cut off as the upper cabin of the ship collapses down onto the rest of the ship.
The trek back tot he village is a slow, but uneventful one. Upon arrive you are met by a swarm of Goblins and being brought in is His Mighty Girthness Chief Gutwad. He smiles as he spies the massive chest and the fireworks within.
After hearing the tale of your adventure, Big Chief seems to think things over before turning to address each goblin in turn..
Mogmurch, for your actions you marry my daughter, Gupy Wartbits. As the words leave his mouth, a fairly large female goblin pushes her way through the crowd and bear hugs Mog, before dragging him off.
Poog, I name you Boss of Big Fire. In glory of Zarongel's fire.
Chuffy, you are now Overseer of Village Stabbings.
Reta, you now Head Village Watcher.
Each new position is followed by loud cheering coming from the massed goblin voices.
REMPTY! SAVE ME!
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