Poog

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352 posts. Alias of PatheticWretch.


Full Name

Poog the Sagacious

Race

Goblin Adept 1 | hp 5/5 | AC 14, T 13, FF 12 | Perc +1

About Poog the Sagacious

Goog boasts a lot about serving no one and nothing, usually while bigger goblins sit on his head, but deep down he adores the goblin hero-god Zarongel, even learning a few tricks and prayers by mimicking the tribe’s latest cleric, Nasty Grammel. Poog feels less of a holy calling to the god of dog-killing, fire, and mounted combat, and more of a fannish devotion, steadfastly insisting he and the demigod are “just friends” and “don’t want to make things too serious.” Poog has tried riding smaller whelps to be more like his divine hero, but so far the technique eludes him. Hopefully non-goblins will prove easier to ride once he encounters one.
To compensate for his utter failure (thus far) to charge into combat astride some monster, Poog funnels most of his energy into attempts to overachieve at his god’s other sacred teachings: killing dogs (although he hasn’t yet killed one, he hopes to do so some day) and lighting fires (something Poog is already pretty good at).

Goog
Male goblin adept 1 (Pathfinder RPG Bestiary 156)
NE Small humanoid (goblinoid)
Init +6; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +1
DEFENSE
AC 14, touch 13, flat-footed 12 (+1 armor, +2 Dex, +1 size)
hp 5 (1d6+1)
Fort +0, Ref +2, Will +3
OFFENSE
Speed 30 ft.
Melee club -1 (1d4-2)
Adept Spells Prepared (CL 1th; concentration +2)
1st—burning handsD (DC 12), cure light wounds
0 (at will)— detect magic, guidance, touch of fatigue (DC 11)

STATISTICS
Str 7, Dex 14, Con 11, Int 8, Wis 13, Cha 10
Base Atk +0; CMB -3; CMD 9
Feats Improved Initiative
Skills Ride +6, Spellcraft +3, Stealth +10
Languages Goblin
Combat Gear padded armor, club, chewed stick, half a banana, handfuls of dirt (3), square of burlap, wooden goblin doll, wooden holy symbol of Zarongel (has some teeth marks)

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TRAIT
Goblin Bravery You have a worrying propensity for overconfidence in combat. When facing an
enemy that’s larger than you, if you have no allies in any adjacent squares, your posturing, bravado, and cussing grant a +1 trait bonus on attack rolls with non-reach melee weapons.

SPECIAL CHALLENGE TALENT
Goog has a special talent that provides an unexpected boon while attempting to win Licktoad badges. His bravery means he’ll dig deep and hurl out insults other goblins might be afraid to during the Blistering Words challenge, granting him a +2 bonus on corresponding Intelligence checks.

Goog’s Song wrote:

Goog say Zarongel is the best,
He help burn things and heal the rest.
Zarongel’s favor makes Goog blessed.
And Goog also stab you with knife if you make fun of how he isn’t good at riding animals.